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[often puzzled]

I think that a few things happened: His trauma from undisclosed sexual abuse, or perhaps exposure to his older brothers’ sexual activities at a young age, caused him to be hypersexual and have traumagenic paraphilias. I believe that he was pansexual arospec, but refused to accept his queerness, so his emotional intimacy with adolescent boys was just a means of coping. I believe that he age regressed, saw himself as the age at which he was abused (10-14), and then had romantic chronophilia.

This isn't the last we have seen of Dahmer, don't be sad everyone.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

The people who pluralize "math" want to take umbrage with "legos"?

 

[tehpope]

Post your measurements, I'm ordering you a burger suit

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I had a severe fever last night and it's finally breaking, I legitimately thought I just hallucinated this entire thread.

 

[Laburnum]

I’m an australoid aboriginal on a walkabout

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hello my fellow Trumpsters, I have successfully vooted in my state, which is a swing state! I walked up to that pollmaster and said "Hello, I am here to cast my vote for Donald John Trump". I could feel the baleful gaze of every birthing person and person of gender drill into me, but the pollmaster asked in a hushed tone "...what's the password". When I whispered back to him "Heil Hitler" he handed me THREE pre-filled ballots for Trump and didn't even check my ID! I love that this country has no election security, pretending to want it so the libtards would forever be against a voter ID system was a genius ploy. HH and god bless amerikkka!

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no way she even comprehends the concept of Croatia.

I know he loves me because he stuck his dick in my mouth while I was asleep and had no idea he was going to do it.

 

[capitalBBustard]

????? what are you doing? who are you? why are you? why did you appoint yourself to doing this? wtf is wrong with you?

 

[barbie meat]

Who the fuck cries after masturbating? What the fuck are you masturbating to?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Barely 1% of votes counted and redditors are needing to take masturbation breaks.

 

[Local Fed]

"You're a praying mantis barking at a tiger walking through the jungle."

I'm sorry, but when anyone tries to tell me the sci-fi or fantasy book or movie they like is "profoundly deep" and they related to the hero because they are a special chosen one in a world of chaos, my brain turns off, my eyes glaze over, and I just walk around flapping my wings and chirping "Fag! Fag! Fag!" like a bird.

Your side is losing so badly that you have 2 options:
1 - Gas them back
2 - Rape Dimension

It’s like faces of meth but for Little Debbie’s.

I know this was posted three years ago but do you still have the picture of the Naruto troon?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

One never truly stops hearing the siren song of the broom once they've experienced the janny life.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Green Hill Zone was just called for Trump!!

WE'RE FUCKING WINNING DUDE
I KNEW WE WERE GONNA WIN, BUT NOT THIS MUCH
I LOVE YOU GUYS. I LOVE AMERICA. GOD BLESS AMERICA

 

[Asian tech support]

Getting way too close. Time to start shredding documents.

FUCK ME IT JUST CROSSED THE POLISH BORDER

 

[DickMain]

source? i made it the fuck up

 

[Smokeski]

I HOPE YOU GET RAN OVER YOU FUCKING TRASHBAG

 

[Tablet County]

can you fucking bleed out or something idfk

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is a Super Saiyan



And this... This is what is known as a Super Saiyan that is ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan Two.



And this...
Is to go...
Even further... Beyond!

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HANG IN THERE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!
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[DickMain]

GET FUCKED GROVER CLEVELAND

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

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