🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Clotso Coof]

If I could get the horns and ass pic as a poster for 5 bucks, with free shipping, I'd buy a couple for gag gifts.
[Big emphasis on "gag"]

Lmaooo the drawing of her in front of the fridge she looks at least 200 elbees lighter

Her sloppy tattoos are also deliberately deemphasized.

 

[barbie meat]

Her sloppy tattoos are also deliberately deemphasized.

And they drew Amanda Seyfried's face instead of hers for some reason.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Lmaooo the drawing of her in front of the fridge she looks at least 200 elbees lighter

If fantasy Tess was real I would definitely.. you know.. ask for her number.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Lmaooo the drawing of her in front of the fridge she looks at least 200 elbees lighter

Yeah it looks more like her photo on the very first post on the thread. It’s honestly more than a little horrifying comparing that to her now. It’s like faces of meth but for Little Debbie’s.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Yeah it looks more like her photo on the very first post on the thread. It’s honestly more than a little horrifying comparing that to her now. It’s like faces of meth but for Little Debbie’s.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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A deathfat dressing up as a literal skeleton is comedy gold.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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The Face of Diabetic Coma. I bet she thinks she's making a sexy face in that first photo, LMAO.

 

[The Hardest R]

I don’t know why “Tess Hoolliday” cracks me up every time but it does.

Her photos make her look fat, greasy and trashy. I guess she can’t afford anyone to make anything that looks better so she might as well lean into the aesthetic. Except who actually wants to look that unironically trashy? I get the ironic trashy look but that is not what is happening here.

Her merch is out.
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How many items did she actually have in stock? I doubt it’d be more than a few. I remember her FTF x EYBS capsule that got deeply discounted in just a few days. Makes me wonder if this is basically the equivalent of making custom shirts and the like from CafePress.

 

[Reepicheep]

its probably print on demand,the item isnt made until its ordered.

I don’t know why “Tess Hoolliday” cracks me up every time but it does.

Her photos make her look fat, greasy and trashy. I guess she can’t afford anyone to make anything that looks better so she might as well lean into the aesthetic. Except who actually wants to look that unironically trashy? I get the ironic trashy look but that is not what is happening here.
How many items did she actually have in stock? I doubt it’d be more than a few. I remember her FTF x EYBS capsule that got deeply discounted in just a few days. Makes me wonder if this is basically the equivalent of making custom shirts and the like from CafePress.

 

[Constellationzero]

It would be funny if one or two of those women who thrift deathfat tents at the Goodwill bought some Hooves merch just to cut it up and resew it into human clothing and show it online.

REEEEE

 

[NoReturn]

Reminder that Bowie's friends will see all of this.

>Bowie's friends

Through no fault of his own, for the record. I've just seen this dynamic before and the mom makes it difficult for the child to maintain friendships. She won't care, though, because it means she gets to keep her kid all to herself.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Lmaooo the drawing of her in front of the fridge she looks at least 200 elbees lighter

I like how the tattoo line work on her leg is so fine and blurry that it looks like someone shaded in a projection of where she may lose parts of it from the beetus

 

[The Hardest R]

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>Bowie's friends

Through no fault of his own, for the record. I've just seen this dynamic before and the mom makes it difficult for the child to maintain friendships. She won't care, though, because it means she gets to keep her kid all to herself.

Bowie was invited to other kids’ birthday parties in the past and Tubbers would post photos and videos but it’s been a long time since we’ve seen anything like that. You are most likely right.

 

[Twrx]

Bowie was invited to other kids’ birthday parties in the past and Tubbers would post photos and videos but it’s been a long time since we’ve seen anything like that. You are most likely right.

I bet he's going to need a ton of therapy when he finally escapes her. She doesn't give a single shit about her kids. I imagine she pulls the "but I need you to take care of me" card.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

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>Bowie's friends

Through no fault of his own, for the record. I've just seen this dynamic before and the mom makes it difficult for the child to maintain friendships. She won't care, though, because it means she gets to keep her kid all to herself.

For fucks sake I didn't realize my volume was up so high and clicked on that video of her SQUEALING over her tacky clothing line. RIP my ear drums.

Anyway what's with the lana del rey reference? Wasn't tess trying to get her cAnCeLLed a few years back?

 

[NoReturn]

There's a post on instagram of her and Bowie. He looks sad. I'm not gonna post it. I'm just saying I feel bad for him.

Anyway here's some merch stuff.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I wonder why she didn't sell the "Horns & Ass" pic as a poster? Is she afraid frat boys will throw darts at it?

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

That fake Barb Wire shoot was such a mess, her gloves couldn’t fit past her wrists, and she couldn’t get her boots on or sit on the motorbike properly. The photos for her current posters are from nearly three years ago. I wonder if she had her cake Johns fronting the cash for that, and now she’s trying to get the last few cents she can from projects she didn’t invest any of her own money into.

Behind the scenes:

More here

I want to get a Tess poster and stick it up in my favorite mechanic’s shop to see if he notices and barfs. But I don’t want to spend money on Tess just to troll somebody.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I wonder why she didn't sell the "Horns & Ass" pic as a poster? Is she afraid frat boys will throw darts at it?

Her merch is “GraPhiC dEsiGn i$ my Pa$$i0n” level bad. I still can’t figure out why she didn’t make the shirt the one shot of her hideous huge ass with the long horn in the center. You might get a few “lol shirt” orders with it. Instead it’s offside with some trashy profile shot of her lard rolls. Pick one image ffs. There’s no reason to have two morbidly obese Tesses collaged into an even worse whole. It’s a mess.

I’m assuming she no longer has anyone with an ounce of layout ability in PS willing to spend ten minutes creating some TIFF files for her. She’s just amateur hour pasting together various photos hoping someone might by this trash. Times are tough for Tess. I have no idea who would ever buy this type of merch.

At least in a previous era she could have made money doing fat woman in lingerie modeling gigs for gag cards at Spencers. The woke mob has robbed Tess of her last chance at paid modeling gigs that don’t involve men shitting and pissing on her.

 

[Clotso Coof]

fat woman in lingerie modeling gigs for gag cards at Spencers

Oh shit, I forgot about those. I bought a couple back in the day. The also had ugly men dressed as women.

I still can’t figure out why she didn’t make the shirt the one shot of her hideous huge ass with the long horn in the center.

That would have made a good gag mug or lunch box.

she couldn’t get her boots on

I can't believe she and the photographer still went with those boots when she'd outfatted them so badly. You can tell her feet hurt like hell, and the unzipped boots looked like they were going to rip up the calves.