random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Anarki Main]

This is 2 years old. Don't you have anything better to do than stalking minors on sites like x.com?

 

[tehpope]

I don't like a Christmas Eve where there's a 50% chance I get presents, and a 50% chance that those presents are taken away by the Grinch, who sets the house on fire, kills my dog, kicks me in the balls, and tells me it didn't happen.

 

[Dr. Butt]

She avoided riding a bike for YEARS because she was afraid she would shit her pants.

And she's still shitting her pants to this day.

 

[Thé au lait]

Are you new here?
This is A&N nigga, you have to fail an IQ test to get in.

"Teeheehee hay GORLS do you masturbate by stroking your huge FAT KAWKS too? Teehee"
-Troonan the Barfbarian, probably

 

[Tablet County]

Behold the cuckbox:

I don't know if you guys know this, but having fun is allowed on this website.

 

[3MMA]

Every day in the balldo thread is so exciting because you get to ask yourself what new and inventive ways balldo will talk about another man's penis today

 

[Dr. Butt]

Also, where the fuck is God?

 

[Skitarii]

bro got hit with the gmod toolgun

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Android Raptor has been on the farms before I busted my first nut.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

A mystery meat Mexi-Turk getting gangbanged by 8 felons sums up America as a whole at this point.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Don't forget that the US Navy almost singlehandedly annihilated piracy (as in the Somalian kind, not the downloading a car kind)

I currently live in a house with reddit tier atheistic retards.

PRAYERS FOR JAMAL ABORTKIETA, HE NEVER MADE IT

Back in my day we had to watch Chris fuck a blowup doll and type in the name he was hollering while doing it. Kids Kiwis these days would have it so easy by just typing "Nigger" into a box.

At this point it feels safe to say that Trump won't be going on the Kino Casino before tomorrow, which is probably going to go down as a major strategic blunder should he lose.

 

[Tablet County]

Good job faggots, maybe keeping this thread bumped until 2034 will make you a real woman!

i dont think the Q collective is overly concerned about the pervesions of jewish dan schnider.

 

[DickMain]

Only on a site like this could we argue which pasta someone should serve while destroying their family on video.

Spending three hours downloading a 7 second avi from alt.sex.binaries only to find out it's a middle aged woman pushing three spanish onions out of her twat.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

But is it zoophilia to just eat the dog turds?

 

[DickMain]

Ass!!? Where?!?

 

[Meat Target]

I don't think you've thought this through, though the coke will certainly be of higher quality.

 

[Hee]

I'm so nervous for you guys, My cock is rock hard right now.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Inbred with a microdick. That's a combo that would make you want to beat people up.

So, the dude that looked like a dude, and had tested positive for bring a dude, was in fact a dude?

his personal knowledge on the curative power of punching is lacking

From direct experience both German and Italian women are a fucking nightmare in relationships.

There is the unpredictable hot blooded nature of the wop and the odd kind of matter of fact approach to immorality of the kraut.

It never occurred to me how horrific a relationship between such a pairing would be.

So is arse blindness a sign of fascism?

My brain cannot handle the concept of a sexual Jack Scalfani. It rejects the premise outright, moving on to more pleasant thoughts, such as urethral shredding.

look at her face and tell me she doesn't love anime

funny how he feels the same way about the movie how we feel watching him.

depressing, hard to watch, and routing for the main charecter to die.

imagine being so fucking retarded that you fed post at work.

I like how their comb-overs are mirrored along the vertical axis between them. Makes you believe in true love.

 

[Axiom.]

I am pro-life, which is why The Biden administration needs to start taking everybody's guns away now

 

[BirdUp]

Jesus fucking christ why doesn't it shave. And it has a dirty sock over a mic? and a wrist brace? and the gay leather biker hat? a furry shirt and a fucking hello kitty hoodie? and a speech impediment?