random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kirk Van Houten]

That actually makes you kind of gay tbh how you gonna tell your son you're a sex offender that didn't even get the sex

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't have time for bullshit. I'll fucking pump you full of rounds like it's nothing you little fucking Jewish queer. Go back to fucking getting your ass blown out by your dog or whatever you do you fucking hillbilly

 

[DickMain]

Joke's on you.

I only post here when I'm supposed to be working.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Long live the Buc-ees Caliphate.

we have to ban assault steam locomotives

I cant believe im gonna say this but i think i had more respect for them when i thought it was just a fetish.

I only piss in bottles to save the environment because it consumes no water, and I don't throw them out because I don't want to cause waste, I just keep them in my room.

the Philosopher's Stone and Elixir of Life is apparently a piss crystal

She just has Resting "I Don't Want to Be Here" Face.

Responsibility for my own actions?!?! How could this happen to me!!!!!!!!

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Total.
Chic-fil-a.
Victory.

You shat on your plate, now eat it.

You all look like retarded faggots fighting each other. I hope everyone gets wiped out.

He fucked his own mother. I'd be shocked if he wasn't a well rounded sex predator.

Kindness is like some conniving concubine who gets in the ear of one of the monarchs and leads to horrible policy decisions that crumble the empire.

The gangs of true and honest bootleg HRT addicts roaming the streets of Neo New Delhi, Idaho is the future we must avoid and this is hopefully a step towards avoiding that.

He may be turkish, but his soul is pure ghetto american nigger consoomer.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Tell me you wouldn't at least try Hitler Fried Chicken.

"Six million buckets of chicken, with these ovens? Impossible!"

No way am I trusting a vegetarian to cook chicken correctly.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Read a book? What, like a faggot?

 

[Die For Me!]

From the Jolly Biscuit MatI segment

t-they cancelled Spingle Cat...

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I think there’s a decent chance the poop was a “dog whistle”

 

[DickMain]

Oh, you thought 'Dirty Old Man With Daughter-In-Law And Time On His Hands After Retirement' sounded hot as fuck but the cover photo turned you off?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh, you thought 'Dirty Old Man With Daughter-In-Law And Time On His Hands After Retirement' sounded hot as fuck but the cover photo turned you off?

damn you @DickMain.

 

[The Ugly One]

I'm actually a stone cold sober retard

 

[JustSomeDong]

Imagine if Anne Frank had covid, then It would have been OK to snitch on her in their minds.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Thirsty for what? This nigga looks like an islamic terrorist

Thank you for reinforcing my point sir.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Like sands through the hourglass, the cycle of zoonotic disease continues.

 

[Poogers]

It's ironic that the humble scrotum, universally maligned for its appearance, should end up being the Achilles' heel of the pooner.

 

[Positron]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

POV: You're appearing before a senate committee to explain why you performed genetic experiments on living children.
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[Elite Kipchak]

Got a problem with getting doxed? don't use the internet

scammed.mp4

 

[Syzyg]

Somewhere, John McCain is smiling.