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Using filters on a baby is just wild
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I honestly had never even considered this, there's going to be a generation of kids doing "my family tree" and every photo has a fucking Snapchat or beauty filter.All her baby photos are going to be uncanny when she grows up.
So unironically less fucked than a normal alabama family tree?I honestly had never even considered this, there's going to be a generation of kids doing "my family tree" and every photo has a fucking Snapchat or beauty filter.
Wish kim would post something about the kidsDalton's plea and jury trial for his five terroristic threatening cases is supposed to occur this morning. Let's see what, if anything, comes out of it.
At least he won't get another failure to appear, considering his dirty dumbfuck ass is still in jail.
Here’s what will happen: He either won’t show for intake at the probation office or will show up once or twice, then fuck off. The state has to show reasonable attempts to “re-engage “ him — a call, letter, then home visit with reporting instructions. If he still doesn’t report, they start the process of revoking his probation. In an adjacent, smaller county he would probably have gone to jail for a year or prison. However, the Pulaski County Jail is so overcrowded with violent gang members (not to say Dalton isn’t a violent tard, but he’s not a member of a criminal enterprise) that it’s unlikely he’ll be held on a warrant when he inevitably violates his probation (unless there is another charge to go with it). However, it’s highly probable that this current probation sentence will go against Dim in CPS proceedings. A lot is also dependent on his probation officer, the size of their case load, etc. If for some reason he got assigned to a maximum supervision officer, he’s going to get ridden like Seabiscuit until he either gets right (X to doubt), absconds (likely) or tard against one of them (possible).TL;DR: 6 more years of probation with jail time credit.
Wasn't it even worse than just attempted rape? I thought he'd tried to strangle her, smacked her around and wouldn't let her leave. It sounded pretty damn terrifying.20 years for an attempted rape is wild that's a huge L. You're going to get smacked around in prison, be a sex offender for life (if you even get out, as a senior) and you didn't even actually get pussy. That actually makes you kind of gay tbh how you gonna tell your son you're a sex offender that didn't even get the sex
I don't think he has to worry about that.how you gonna tell your son you're a sex offender that didn't even get the sex
It reminds me of the SNL Baby Spanx sketch.Using filters on a baby is just wild