That's weird, when he was listing his martial art credentials he never mentioned BJJ. He even went so far as to note a "splash of kendo" (theatrical faggot) but no BJJ.
I originally started this post with "Even if he trained consistently in any of these styles..." but then I realized posting that was incredibly stupid faggotry because it's so obvious he doesn't do
anything requiring physical exertion consistently.
I bet you he's secretly proud of those. As well and as quickly as they're growing there's no way he's not consciously making it happen.
I asked the ladies at work what the most stereotypical fuckboy cologne a fat faggot tryhard (with bitch tits) would wear, and a lot of them said Sauvage. If Porky here wears that it's only because he misread the name for "Sausage."
Btw kendo is literally samurai sword combat lol,
I'm not going to claim I know enough about swordsmanship with a katana to be able to warp behind you with one and tell you it's nothing personnel, but I've cut a few things with katana before (some friends who are
super weebs and train this stuff religiously invited me to do a bit with them and their instructor).
To really get penetrative cutting techniques that would kill required something very different from what kendo competitors do. I say this because even if Pig Tits was a skilled combatant with a shinai I wouldn't take that to mean he's any sort of threat with an actual sword.
Plus look at how soft and very fat he is. His face, his hands, his posture all say he doesn't do any of the things he claims to be a master at. Well, except for eating, oinking, cleaning his half hovel, and sprinting those trotters on his phone screen to correcT the recorD.
