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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Imagine paying for a dick named GRANDMA'S SAUSAGE

 

[barbie meat]

Your kidneys are trans.

I do not know what that means.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no time travel in "Lady and the Tramp"

 

[BirdUp]

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[Procopius]

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call translifeline. it's full try calling again later and its full

 

[Gravemind]

But you wouldn't get upcummies for shaming coomers who jack off to lesbian porn.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I learned a new fact in every single sentence of this post and I hated each one

the username makes it even better

 

[Tablet County]

THERE ARE ONLY 3 KNOWN FURRIES IN EXISTENCE THAT ACT RETARDED

Catler is not Spartacus

How's my hair? Do I look autistic?

 

[Dr. Butt]

But, while you can grow out of a phase you can never grow-back titties that have been cut off.

What kind of sadist draws eyebrows on a turtle

 

[Kayfabe]

Anime and everything adjacent to it is the only form of art in the modern world and the only source of beauty and eroticism. You are simply not able to appreciate it. It's almost a kind of class or caste difference, so I don't expect you to understand. I bet you even watch Star Wars.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Moreover, seeing his disheveled form shuffle home every night was a good reminder to me that while there are free rides in this world, you don't want to take them.

 

[Seafarer]

the supposed demon (at least according to Johann Wier's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum) teaches you about astrology, gems and herbs, even the knowledge it grants for selling your soul to it is fucking gay.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

PSA: Lighting yourself on fire hurts.

 

[Big Nasty]

We all know the type: No mailing address, some form of untreated mental illness, substance abuse issues, violent tendencies and nothing left to lose.

Why is ET gay?

I added corny Christian 80s metal to my gym playlist for a laugh. Then I started to unironically like it.

scooby and shaggy and smoke mad grass nigga

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Imagine telling your kids not to stare at the special needs toad woman at the table across from you.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

No… I’m not the mentally stunted furry who hates a guy for exposing pedos and predators on Roblox.

I am just retarded.

 

[Syzyg]

This form is only useful if you're a pedo or a fagot or a tranny

Like the little Three musketeers

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Every community of people who like to shit themselves is overrun with weirdos for some reason. This is why you gatekeep.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That or they're all just faggot niggercattle.

serious lack of autistic loli defenders grooming OP into one of them, step your shit up cunnyGODS

I'm not reading that, obviously.

Imagine if Hitler was French. God, I can't.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Can this thread get back on track of making fun of the Retards.