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[CharlesBarkley]

Styxhexhammer666 sold his to a gay demon chicken to be better at gardening and making YouTube political videos.

 

[Tablet County]

I've never seen Null give a man so many second chances that went untaken, especially after he started posting videos of dogs being killed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

>nigga in prison who is gay as hell did gay shit with other fags in Jew music business.

 

[AssignedEva]

Her anus DID WHAT?!

 

[Thé au lait]

A woman was identified by the wiffle ball bat she was shoving in her vagina. There is autism here you cannot imagine. Not even the feds can connect these threads.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I've been telling people they do this fruity shit in hollywood, but I was "crazy" and "ruining thanksgiving"... whos laughing now?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

vegans and butt fucking

Face slapping is a fun sport to watch.

Relax nigger, I didn't marry your mom

I mean they could be the size of a bus and it would still be 'normal' if that was just how big their balls were

wait, this lawsuit is really about if monsters are stored in the balls?

Your stealing posts from r/redscarepod is what's going on.

This is a thread about arguments for the existence of Wendy's, sir

do you talk about 9/11 conspiracies on a site about men's rights?

it is reasonable to expect you wash your own penis.

Raping Barb changed his life for the better.

Hairy armpits are pretty hot. It's like having extra crotches and they do like to flaunt them.

As a TRUE and HONEST cock connoisseur

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

So his gay husband died how he lived: watching Marvel capeshit and with something crammed in his ass.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

You fool! You posted too greedily and too shittilly. Now a monster will arise from the depths to devour this thread in its narcissism.

Call me a faggot. No, really, do it, I get off on that!

Her anus DID WHAT?!

Every time I come back to this thread I find that we have somehow strayed further from God’s light.

Now it's time to dilate.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

“Instead of being a Muslim female, I’m being defamed and adjudicated as … a chick who cut her dick off or any other of the many homosexual slurs the Christian community of Mississippi embrace.”

Did we pay reparations to slavers and inbred nobles? No, we fucking sent them to camps. Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

What an absurd and unexpected way to die.

Stop being stupid on purpose.

what did I personally do to get stuck in this hell with everyone else

I'm not down with this shit unless I know for sure it's pissy poopy flatulence of consenting, of age women
fuck rape

"Yes."
Filler to have more than one word in a reply

Mayonnaise is one of the most disgusting things mankind has created, so trying to incorporate it into fashion is a blatant subversion of western civilization.

There is nothing more satisfying then releasing a stealth fart that stinks up an area while you disappear or pin it on someone else. I think it might be the same high that serial killers get.

this is why i will never do drugs
besides dying and becoming a junkie

Based and bog pilled

As a nut punching champion who once had a parent threaten to sue me for making his son piss blood, the only solution is to nut punch all of Iran so hard they’ll be relegated to crying on the floor.

No voter child my VP is not friends with school shooters, enjoy dying from weapons of war.

Can you imagine what p Diddy would do to the Alf puppet

I've been telling people they do this fruity shit in hollywood, but I was "crazy" and "ruining thanksgiving"... whose laughing now?

 

[Syzyg]

my shoes are dirty.

my pants smell like piss.

i have a lingering body smell.

fuck hygiene.

i am starting to smell like i shit my pants.

but i hate to waste laundry soap, cuz i am trying to reduce my carbon footprint.

my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind, she says i have an "earthy" smell and taste.

i smell so bad it is starting to affect my ability to breathe.

I COULD SIT ACROSS FROM A DOZEN PHD's IN COUNSELING AND ROCK THE CONVERSATION.

GOTTA BUY SOME FRESH'ish PANTIES, CUZ THE ONES I GOT ON ARE STARTING TO ATTRACT FLIES.

what does it hurt to make a phone call?

nothing.

you all are bitches.

my girlfriend is being held in a psychiatric hospital... i told her that when she gets out we should take things in a different direction.. i suggested to her that we should begin a new career of robbing gas stations and abducting handicapped/disabled children.

she giggled and said she likes that idea.

 

[Meat Target]

Inside you there are three wolves.

All of them are wearing balldos.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You drink the cat's what?

 

[Frog Man]

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Better not soak your oreos in soda and liquor, BOY.

 

[seri0us]

She was consumed by the fungus and her body matter turned into the shroom.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Bestiality -> Animal Buddies

 

[The Anarki Main]

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT BLACK PENISES IN JAIL?

Well, this man finally achieved his lifelong dream of getting fucked by black penises!

 

[Randomrando]

I’ve been exposed to an unconsidered cis male perspective (Joe Rogan energy)

 

[Tablet County]

Eatin zhe meaternwaffen is sexistwurfen!

 

[Thé au lait]

Do NOT use a Ouija board in place of a cutting board. If I had a nickel for how many headless, featherless, demonically-possessed chickens I created...I'd have a lot of nickels.

Nuclear weapons has also become easier to hack together by the common hobbyist.

Started the month wanting to buy a bird shirt from Null.

Three days into the month and now I want Null to take down the banking industry.