random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

If you haven't jacked off to genderbent paintings of Napoleon Bonaparte, have you truly lived?

 

[Winter]

@Very Honest Content said:
Dipshit, the furry anime avatar autist is on ignore still, stupid fuck. Adults are talking about you malding pussies, pay attention, or shut the fuck up. In fact, you can get treated like the anime furfaggot you're white knighting for here. One second.

@Very Honest Content said:
Malding faggot's profile right here. Ready to find out how the ignore button works? I am for you, that's for certain.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Every time I see these sad gashes I weep! WHERE IS THE CLITORARIOUS?

 

[Axiom.]

i am not mentally ill. if i was in one those rooms i could survive the mr.beast challange unlike jake weddle

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"I already explained to the Casper Police that I broke up with Jessica."

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Very grateful that I don't have enough chitin or chittering mandibles -- being a homo sapiens -- to wrap my primitive monkey brain around the concept of being this proud of this action.

 

[Faceless Whore]

“He will try his best not to scream cunt during sex, and I will do my best to ignore him if he does.”

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I agree with Osama Bin Laden

 

[Chromeo]

greetings, fellow tran and pedo siblings! Remember this winter not to be rude and to invite your neighbors over to karaoke, the number of Rammstein songs they know may surprise you! Hope this post helps with your troonage needs! Bye bye!

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"Masturbated per the OHSU guidelines yesterday."

The Chuds and the animals are free

I’m gay and I’ve never heard of this. this is gross

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

A vague thought of something you once drew will inhabit one tenth of the decision making process in deciding the color of one pixel somewhere.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Advertising is evil, and you must do everything in your power to stop all adverts from ever reaching you or your loved ones.

I just want to be able to sign an affidavit that affirms I am racist, etc, and opposed to everything these companies stand for. And in exchange, they'll stop serving me ads because they don't want my money.

marketing is ran by the psychology equivalent of demonologists

I know this sounds like something that actually happened, but it was just a dream.

This reads like a parody of cyberpunk which is itself a parody of corporate culture.

We've gone full cycle.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Remember, if you're giving up as an artist from a bunch of noise, that's a you issue, not an AI issue.

 

[Drip Torch]

Autistic stinkditched transbian brony Athiestic Satanists are based!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"shiet mang muffugggin bix nood n shieeeet finna bus on dat one word post n shit mang"

 

[0713]

I love them, those faggots not coming together to fuck my ass raw is pretty good. lol.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

That guy is a complete and utter fuckign moron.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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[Bill Evans 45]

The Farms is the last remaining example of a healthy sperg ecosystem on the entire Internet. Josh should consider applying for EPA protections

Incidentally humiliating yourself by making a ridiculous miscalculation about your standing with random strangers on the internet isn’t a fetish as much as an indicator of low iq, narcissism, and too much free time.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Cool, I got to post on page 1488.

I thought fuck it and do something that the wannabe journalists on the 'farms do, make threads on retards for no reason at all.