random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

No. When you're a mutated work-shy crossdresser prostituting yourself farting on social media, 'wrong' is ancient fucking history. 'Wrong' is at this point an oblique, alien concept outside time and space, the idea of which has never so much as flickered in mortal minds

 

[LurkTrawl]

I believe these people exist, but that they're liars.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I wonder how a gooner in a goon cave feels when the post nut clarity hits him. That split second when you go, "what the fuck am I doing, why am I here, why did I create all of this".

If you fuck both a one and a zero does that count as fucking a ten?

I'd rather die alone than partake in advanced cuckoldry.

I call my boy a faggot cuck and he laughs and hits me. You call a pooner a faggot and she'll cry for hours while writing a novella on reddit.

You can chase after 10s, or you can go to a con and have a threesome with two 5s.

This reminded me of a wet dream I had in early puberty after falling asleep to Coast to Coast AM.

I think that 9 year olds 'learning disability' is that he's based.

Now, the fda may have approved dubious shit and still will, but they also didn't take into account an absolute obeast drinking 14 bang's a day and eating 3 pound of butter straight from the tub

It might be because both of them are obviously autistic but...

 

[Aunt Carol]

DAMN did she miss out on being a tubercular Victorian lady. She'd have owned that archetype.

 

[Winter]

@KiwiSuperPowerUser said
When Kiwifarms is your fucking life it's time to eat a bullet. This use to be the only cool place left on the internet and then it got invaded by 4 chan faggots and reddit mods. There's literal Troons using kiwifarms unironically right now not realizing the majority of people on here see them as mentally deranged retards who are dangerous to society.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I may be only 0.5% Ashkenazi Jew but I am 0.5% too much Ashkenazi Jew to buy a $100 silver ounce.

 

[Blackhole]

THESE PISS TESTS ARE SQUIRTING BOYS, DAMN THAT FREEDOM NICE!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Secular ethics all derive from the Right to Coom. Once you have accepted there is no such thing as "higher purpose" or "ultimate meaning," let alone an afterlife or eternal union with the Divine or reincarnation or whatever, only the eventual annihilation of everything, then the most important thing in your life is to experience as much pleasure as possible. If it pleases you to have kids with your wife, go ahead. If it pleases you to ejaculate in a cross-dressing man's anus and then buy a baby from a woman so you can LARP your fetish in front of others, then go ahead. The important thing is that no law or social convention gets in your way.

From the Right to Coom flows all other morality and law in secular liberalism. We have a variety of laws and conventions to ensure women can chase orgasmic highs without inhibitions or economic consequences. We have free AIDS drugs so fags can coom all they want and not die from it. We have speech codes to ensure nobody makes fags or troons feel bad about their paraphilias. "Free speech" has been circumscribed to refer mainly to porn (because coom) while apparently not covering your right to not bake a fag celebration cake (because coom). We spend enormous sums to rush narcan to junkies because they have a right to get high as many times as possible (which is just a form of coomerism).

The Right to Coom also leads to open borders. Since young men and women have zero duty or moral pressure to sustain society with progeny, we open our borders to barbarian hordes to try and sustain our wealth (just another form of coomerism) and our welfare systems (which exist to mitigate the consequences of coom). The only real alternative is to knock the Right to Coom off its pedestal, but that's impossible in a secular, liberal order.

The main alternative to the Right to Coom is secular authoritarianism, like Communism or fascism, where there are no rights (because who really cares if some irrelevant worm coomed enough in his short life?).

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Then they pulled a lever called "Make Everything Gay and Bad" and so mote it be.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I would kill to have a BJ by Harris

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Caden realized people were finding out about his fart account

 

[Nancy]

Ads are the White Man's smoke detector

 

[Axiom.]

they do not. apple the best at everything except gaming....that would be atari and playstation

 

[CaddestSlown]

In short, we should praise this woman. She must give one hell of a BJ.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Time for some direct harassment.

 

[BirdUp]

*adjusts glasses and smirks*
Heh stupid chuds, WRONG AGAIN! Come back when you have 20 years of game dev experience like me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lost my shit once when he stole my fucking beefalo patty.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Dude looks like a scrotum with a skin disease

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine giving yourself constipation because your parents asked why you shave your legs.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Why would I trust a crippled healer, nigger heal yourself