random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

We are a Collective Consciousness of autists so to speak.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I find it very unlikely that his Japanese skills will be good enough to support his sales role and I find it very unlikely he'll stop being autistic.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

You know how in some video games, if you die during the boss fight, you have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level?

I think deportation should work like that. Send folks back to the very, very southernmost tip of South America. "Now you get to try New Game+!"

Reminder that she's Buffalo Bill level crazy, don't blame me or anyone here if you end up being worn as a robe by that freak.

Some posters need to touch grass, as recent posts have shown.

And when I say grass, I mean bushes.

And when I say bushes, I mean the vaginas of adult women.

I see that your pink triangle is well-earned.

Enjoy your UTI, stalker child.

hey they stole my Voldemort / Scabbers mpreg fanfic!

DO MOT INSULT MY WEBSITE BAASTVH BASTARD!!!!

YOU ARE MOTHER OF FUCKING!!!

Jews are just like women. Always trying to blow up your phone.

"I like watching tranny on girl porn! That's ****ing hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in! And yeah I'm a 'perv' too!"

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Nobody needs to thoughtfully refute your posts, you have said very stupid shit before.

I am respectfully submitting this bit of wit and wisdom for EVERYONE'S consideration. In your deliberations, please bear in mind the significant benefit users of this site would enjoy from such an insightful bon mot. Thank you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'd shoot the guy who shot Hitler. Nobody harms the fuerher!

I guess now this thread is just a place for people to come and confess things that I would only admit at gunpoint. Ok.

poetry is just
when you write sentences
like this

i wonder if there is a person out there somewhere who has a Roswell Grey fetish

I achieved my dogshit taste in women on my own.
Truly I am free.

play video games or rant into some poor motherfuckers ear for hours on end when high, like a normal, stim abusing person. Christ.

At about 7m04 the family dog displays a personal shame I did not think possible in a non-human.

 

[tehpope]

The signing of the Declaration of the Independence was the first Autistic Thunderdome thread.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

He's basically an expert on Japanese culture, he beat persona 5 for Christ sake.

 

[Shartavius]

Sadly as as much as it pains me to think Jack probably is nearly naked all day.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

WINNER OF THE RAPE-O-METER!
Caroline from Portal 2!

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...-meowtsuba-and-many-more.197481/post-19388031

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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WOAH WOAH WOAH. THATS A GUY. No amount of gundam anime whatever cosplay with a blue wig is chagning that that's a DUDE. Or a tranny. But that's a DUDE uness i'm blind.

Don't pretend you have this delicate palette when you eat cum and man ass

 

[3MMA]

It's smart of her to stay out of cuck business.

 

[Thé au lait]

For example, the '67 Pentagon riot was organized by outspoken Marxists, Abbott Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Allen Ginsberg, and...hey! HEY! SHUT UP! THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!

I'm still waiting for patrick's toilet's response before making up my mind

 

[NerdShamer]

you clearly don't realize something.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE ALL DAY? and I have AIR CONDITIONING. so HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE?

Now stand up, go buy some soap and head to the shower. You stink

Considering how she didn't respond in 3 minutes, @PigFarm didn't actually shut her up, she's likely filming herself as we speak

I take baths and showers every other night, I am MORE than happy to do a weekly proof video with date to provide proof of that to shut you all up on my blog. I am not ashamed of my body.

@NerdShamer for a second I got scared you were right. I'm glad she reappeared a second after you posted to further prove that she's absolutely disgusting

I have cool air, tones of water, etc. Your just pissy I pointed out your flaws. I also DO keep MY apartment clean, I have a swifer, a mop, etc.

so tell me again, HOW AM I DIRTY WHEN MY PLACE IS VERY CLEAN? despite my previous video showing dishes needing to be done, do I need to post a video of it being clean?

 

[Day of the Cope]

I fully admit to my biased, agenda driven reaction of finding it funny and awesome when sand niggers die and not okay when white people get hurt in terror attacks.

 

[Local Fed]

I HAVE ONLY ONE MOUTH AND I MUST LIE AND SUCK DICKS AND SMOKE CRACK!

 

[PhoBingas]

You guys better put cum on each other to make sure you aren't allergic.

 

[Pissmaster]

First off, why is this dumb bitch on Howie Mandel’s podcast? Like who the fuck even listens to that?

 

[LargeChoonger]

The autism was a hinderance

-CWC, recently on his website

 

[CaddestSlown]

WE LOVE OUR BASED NIGGERS DON'T WE FOLKS
except for when they piss in the pussy while roman saluting

 

[Audit]

They're just sticking in their gender identity the same way a Christian mom writes fanfic where Harry Potter finds Jesus.