random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AltisticRight]

I for one am surprised at Mia Khalifa's contant anti-Jewish sentiment especially since she has had more Jews in her than Gaza.

(Constant*)
@Erasmus of Rotterdam
That was funny and even out of context it's funny.

 

[Tablet County]

The fact that you unironically used a SuperMarioLogan video to try and convey how Mad at the Internet you are automatically makes you a pedo.

"Leave the leaves" is an obvious psyop by Big Sod trying to kill all turfs.

Ask yourself, which would you sell your soul to?

Angelic, handsome chad that looks like he might actually have a good point

or

furry dancing faggot that looks like he wants to tongue fuck your eye socket.

If you like anything, don’t follow the people responsible for it on Twitter. That’s my advice.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I don't like this turn of events and wish we could get back to having panic attacks in graveyards.

 

[HamFan]

Can I quote shit I heard irl?

Did you tell them no one reads to you at home?! Don't tell them shit like that! They'll take you away from me!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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"It’s such a shit show, and I get it. I’m the cringe Minecraft guy that was fat, that makes bad music, that’s from Florida and has said offensive things, that cheated, that’s stubborn and an asshole and racist and homophobic and doesn’t manage his rabid fans, manipulates, etc"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I love the flavor and I only hope the fact that it's made in a lab doesn't kill me.

 

[Sprate Header]

The next superchatter sends a message entirely consisting of "meow"s. At this point, Nick ragequits reading superchats.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"The X-Ray showed you had a broken rib, so we photoshopped it out."

 

[Tablet County]

It's ghastly how so many people here don't operate like paranoid schizophrenics.

You should be able to buy legal FDA regulated quality heroin at Walgreens.

 

[Pedophobe]

Only those that have been through the fires of Xbox Live Modern Warfare 2 can handle it here.

Kiwi Farms is a killing sound.

"I not gonna walk into _some job_ when I have _4 million subscribers on youtube_ I'm one of the original youtubers...."

"...if you look up my name you might see claims that I abused my ex wife. And that I'm a pedophile."

Mom, THE UNQUEERS ARE CAUSING ME ANXIETY.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I've girded my autism and started watching the video. I may not survive.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'm simply asking that you not suck the cock, the best option is to run and ignore it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I’m jealous of all cis men, of being born with that dorito muscle facilitating body and a Pepe.

 

[Johnny Salami]

if banks fail to process your paycheck & then charge you overdraft fees, you need to use your "2nd Amendment right"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Can we get back to making fun of dumb bimbos who let guys record them getting fucked in the ass?

Good intentions truly do pave the roads to hell.

european porn is out there, they're easily a few decades ahead of the US in terms of degeneracy

"I just can't stop listening to sissy hypno and this is negatively impacting my psyche, fellow internet friends."

If you don't believe me invite a bunch of people to watch you fuck and see how good you are at it.

You got MK Ultra'd into becoming a faggot, son. I hope you're proud.

And to think, Junji Ito believed he was making an over the top horror manga since obviously nobody would ever sit around chugging oil straight out of the bottle. Here he was portraying normal life for fat black tiktokers.

Well if some troon has a sperg out while operating the drone and accidently bombs Mark Miley's house I'll call it Mission Acomplished.

It’s not confidence, it’s being horny. Never underestimate how deluded a horny dude can be. Once the dick starts doing the thinking, nothing is off-limits.

(also I agree with your well-reasoned response to my inflammatory, low-effort post)

Thanks for that page. I don’t think I’m strong enough to handle a book full of that drek.

Please don’t. There’s a transgender space crab. That’s enough.

I didn't see, nor could I even conceive of what a lady's gaping anus looked like until I saw one on a 1998 euroVHS and spent the rest of the day deeply disturbed by it.

That sad, drooping, unclosable ladymeat was indeed the face of globalism, and it was coming for us all. Ross Perot's "that giant sucking sound" writ large.

We have drunk the milk and become immortal; we have attained the lols; the Gods discovered.
Now what may a Fatman's malice do to sue us? What, O Immortal, Fat Rick's deceptions?

I wish this was bait but it's reddit.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

For the millionth time, it's not about the fart video.

 

[Johnny Salami]

if banks fail to process your paycheck & then charge you overdraft fees, you need to use your "2nd Amendment right" to address it.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Jesus. People are really serious about their charcuterie on this forum.

He's oppositional defiant disordered this whole website back onto clearnet, he's not going to cave on the cheese question.

As far as gay sex perverts go they're exceptionally and genuinely pretty

I thought the term "whipping shitties" referred to disciplining your child slaves.

I like this guy, but why does he always look like he just got pepper sprayed?

Don't make me post the AIDS bareback party pozcumentary again

 

[Margo Martindale]

"Client smells like he has not taken a bath in a long time. Hygiene will be a sensitive topic that will have to be discussed at some point".

 

[Pedophobe]

If this is the only way I can see Jon Arbuckle pregnant with an alien baby then so be it

It's all so fucking tiresome.

She's definitely one of those people who you can tell takes zoloft just by looking at her.

Just the right mixture of malice and incompetence that makes for premium comedy.

That nigga got the feetie alkie syndies.