random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Accidental Racism]

I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF DICKS!

 

[Gay_Ops69]

man who turns into a full-blown legal scholar whenever someone refuses to wipe his ass

 

[SofondaCox]

Better not get tied to the grill BOY

@SwiftBucks

 

[rofllmaoxdwow]

However, your coordinates for the Chandler grave are off by about 50 yards or so

 

[Xarpho's Return]

might as well claim Big Trenchcoat was behind The Matrix movie to restore their image after Columbine

 

[Starefag]

How do you think Null feels about torturing himself daily through endless legal and illegal rape so his users can talk about jewish penis for several days straight

 

[Agarathium1066]

ARRRR SPONGEBOB ME BOY
THEY LEAKED ME FORESKIN ON THE FARMS ITS COSTING ME MONEY HYAGHYAGHYAG

 

[Starefag]

we love our jews, don't we folks? On this antisemitic forum, we love our cock posting Israel defenders.

 

[JustSomeDong]

UPDATE ON THE CTR GENITAL ANALYSIS
It has been confirmed that the bottle in CTR's penis picture is a 20 oz Coke bottle.
The barcode on the coke in the image says "490440". According to this website (archive), that number belongs to the 20oz Coke bottle.

Where did you get your degree in Dickology?

 

[invisibult plus+]

@Catch The Rainbow if nothing else, you can still spin this!

I mean, think about this. That kut kosher kock of yours has brought pleasure to a large and very diverse group of people, albeit this has happened in a most...unusual manner.

Who else can make such a boast? Your cock has literally brought pleasure to probably now hundreds of people!

Way to go, champ!

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Unfortunately, hitlerx.com stopped working.

Fortunately, niggerfaggotx.com still works.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I thought kiwifarmers were supposed to be the Indian temp workers farming someone else's faggots....now they're buying the farm and growing our own. What in the small jewish cock...

 

[Jewthulhu]

The penis thread has gone out of control.

 

[obsdj]

It's a penis thread; what did you expect?

 

[Black Man Underwater]

an Audi got rear-ended so hard the tranny fell out.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

ITS MINE I WANT MUSLIM KF COCK!

 

[stupid frog]

CTR looked disgusting, penis protruding, naked before the Farms. Very very disrespectful.
Weird looking duck.

 

[San Marino]

I jerk it a little, try to put it back in but nothing works so I accept defeat

 

[Are you Dustin Poirier?]

ATTENTION! Fellow Kiwi Farms! This is the voice of Republicans speaking. We got a traitor on the loose!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Your original archive for the synthetic vagina post was down. I managed to grab another.

I'm glad he attached an emoji for crying, otherwise I wouldn't had believed him.

No doubt the experts are in dire need of reeducation and pamphlets from an unemployed woman living in mental crisis.

I would not be able to tolerate the self-righteous tranny. I do, however, tolerate the cripplingly autistic tranny.

"Yaoi holes" were retired over a decade ago.

Never once have I been subjected to weeks of rape and torture before being murdered and dumped in the woods.

Every mystery can be unsolved if you just refuse to accept any explanation for it.

Will the gangly autist genocide know no end?

It's true in the hood and it's true in the trailer park.

I'd say it's a tragedy like "baby shoes, never worn," but maybe babies should consider wearing shoes around her just in case.

Reddit is an unreliable transmission medium.

I’m in no way saying that racism=bad or calling anyone in particular out on it.