random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

eyebrow plucking is whore behavior.

We need to get rid of both genders.

I just shave my head, balls, ass, nipples, shoulders, ears, nose and lower back. The rest gets a trimming if needed.

Just a casual day out with the boys and a severed pig's head

I don't know what drugs you have been taking, but you should stop.

Have they tried singing 'Don't Look Back In Anger'? Maybe that would help.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

FUCK UNTIL PUKE
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Yeah, that's good advice and all, but have you tried simply... not taking the pussy demolition juice?

Gary PLEASE I NEED to CUM on KIWIFARMS!!!!!!!!!!!

is anal cunt a real band i just made a name up lol

sleep paralysis demon stephen hawkins

Given her habits it looks like she often searches tweets for mentions of 9/11 when she's in gooner mode.

Your spiders probably have Down Syndrome or are paid off by Mossad

Die screaming and choking on your soft drink of choice.

I hated making goo. It was boring and negatively titillating.

“White man begone” sauce

And then we pan over to-- IS THAT A MENORAH ON A BOX OF GLUTEN FREE OREOS????

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

if an AI gained sentience it would be too busy raping Will Stancil to care about the rest of us

pack heat and say nigger with the hard r.

 

[Crex Crex]

I love reading about someone literally sitting on a toilet and literally shitting.

Raped by Bigfoot meets Raped by BigJew

USPG2 is wild. There's now three different discussions happening at the same time: Immigration, Indian getting humiliated, and the ethics of harassing women online.

everyone knows women fall in love with close photos of scrotum skin.

Only on Kiwi Farms can a thread reach 51 pages in just over twelve hours and much of it consists of the analysis of a portly Jewish man's penis.

you can suck a golf ball through a hose, and that's how you get men.

Kiwi Farms CREEPYPASTA: "The lost Jewish dick pics"

How do you think Null feels about torturing himself daily through endless legal and illegal rape so his users can talk about jewish penis for several days straight

 

[Pedophobe]

I'll teach you more racist slurs later, but not on the penis thread

 

[ScooterL]

When I was a boy, I thought that brown women lactated chocolate milk.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Foreskin of Damocles

 

[Gentlebastard]

We should have ended every Western European government at Yalta, made them American protectorates, and forced every European male to eat hamburgers and drink coca-cola until they became heterosexual.

Blame the French for that

I do. Often and with extreme prejudice.

5 words: Fat Belligerent Terminally Online Retard.

DOES A DEGREE FROM REDDIT UNIVERSITY NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

This feels like some kind of outsider art project pitch. "So check it out, man: imagine if you took TWO broken records, and just played 'em at each other..."

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Now you guys know why they call me the 2 inch terror of Tel Aviv

 

[TheArtilleryman]

You're made of carbon and so is my shit.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It's only HERE on THIS SITE that you see these dipshits constantly cringing on about diapers.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

the shofar has been sounded

and unfortunately it's not yom kippur

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Did you show your dick to a flock camera?

 

[Georgia Lucas]

serious games, like Cities: Skylines

 

[Aunt Carol]

Satan! You may shield your shitty servant, but his body and mind are rotting, How many more people can he torment before his skin sloughs off his inner thighs and he dies? Get thee hence, bud.

 

[Queen Metalia]

So help me god if I scroll down and he's not in a pine box I'm reporting your ass.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I think everyone's capable of homsexuality; it's just something straight people are averse to thinking about and developing a taste for, just like incest.

 

[Abella]

Elon Musk kidnaps and rapes Hispanic children, then skins them alive and makes Sock'em Boppers using their skin

 

[Entomologist]

editor's note: 27 is 3 cubed, so a cube of niggers with three niggers to each side contains 27 niggers

 

[souschef]

Sending someone a picture of one's peepee is not an exercise in trust. It's a bad penis decision.