random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Breadbear]

To look into the sadness of his eyes is to see an empty void where God should be.

 

[Hitman One]

As another annoying British guy, I can confirm John Oliver fucks kids.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Osama Bin Laden and I were jacking off in real time

 

[Everett C. Marm]

Tons of old rule34 posts have had the tag "trans_woman" removed and replaced with "futa". This is trumps America

 

[McSneaks]

"I almost dare say we're packed in this concentration camp like ants in a farm, but I am not an ant in the slightest. Rather, I am a Wogglebug, a thoroughly educated Wogglebug who certainly requires no assistance with concentration! Tee-hee-hee-hee!"

 

[CaddestSlown]

I reported your post. Nobody wants or needs to see animal abuse.
Let's see if the mods do something... Given they ban someone for arguing facts in the wrong thread this should be easy for them.

Because they had a prolific sex industry and even morons don't like getting catfished by a surprise penis.

28 US MARINES ROLLING UP IN MARPAT MILITARY TRUCKS. THE BORDER IS NO LONGER UNDER SIEGE, IT'S UNDER LOCKDOWN. 28 US MARINES LOOKING TO FUCK SICARIO BUTT.

Go buy a rope off Amazon because your lack of grass touching is terminal.

 

[CEO of Gay]

"Quoting agenda driven hategroups like the ADL, to try and weasel about this similarly falls under the "No Nazis" rule"

Originally from Reddit, originally screenshotted in this post

 

[Tablet County]

Storm Éowyn bitch slaps Britain- one death reported​

Witch King of Angmar BTFO.

TechDirt recently described him as a “Lebron James/Michael Jordan”-level legal thinker. Because Americans measure everything in niggers.

Anything I don't like is a Nazi. I stubbed my toe on my Nazi coffee table heading for the bathroom this morning.

I support the Jew-Nazi alliance. A couple mistakes were made, but let's just let bygones be bygones!

I didn't vote blue for the last 60 years becuase I wanted to hear their opinions, I voted blue because I wanted them naked.

Apparently people have been SNIFFING his wife with drone technology.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Ayane's left breast for example goes out a bit further in the UE5 screenshot, but there's different detail on her cleavage and skin compared to the original. It also seems to have a softer curve or "drop" in its overall shape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"You even admitted that he's your uncle, he probably just has a weird weiner."

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I think HRT might've made me my boypussy boypregnant, I might have to go to a local Planned Boyhood and get a boybortion, Im too young to be a boymother

Oh man ever since I got my first real pair of cowboy jeans and cowboy hat, my man vagina is so fucking hard!

contaminated moob pus

god the men you put on this earth to provide and protect are squirting on reddit

I am menstruating via my arsehole as I type this little message of Thanks for this thread...

except instead of uncle the young man met his father and sucked him off in the dark.

Imagine if surprise fentanyl existed during the era of Woodstock, and how the world would have less retarded baby boomers ruining it.

Why would would someone who's so autistic they're in their high school's tard program come here willingly?

You type an awful lot for a man with one eye on lesbian rimming videos, another eye on stepmother/stepson incest, headphones full of sissy hypno, his dick in one hand, a butt plug up his ass, and a pair of dirty panties over his mouth and nose.

I feel you should be shot in the pussy for being such an entitled brown cunt.

Claiming assyleem? Sorry I don't speak beaner

what kind of forum are you on to have guidelines to keep shit secret?

thank you lil doods for keeping Steven Universe's presence on the internet alive and strong

post nudes to compare each other's bodies and shit.

Turns out all you need to outsmart the Nazi transgenocidal hackers known as kiwifags is to not self-publish all your dirty laundry on the Internet.

Quitting my job and moving to Mississippi to take up the noble profession of spic-catcher.

You can find even more info by Googling "trans oral job".

You should get site banned.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sole activity = masturbation = imagination activation = inherently autophillic = homosexual = GAAAAAAAY

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Your body, your choice! If your gender euphoria comes from being a bimbo, then that's just your experience being trans! The fact that your friends see you as trying to be a caricature of a trans person IS inherently transphobic though.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

(written by women and guy guys)

 

[Preacher ✝]

Only the Holy Bible can stop bullets, Little Hulksters.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Compete? Don't flatter yourself. You get sloppy thirds after me and reviewbrah.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@Null please you have to make this a random.txt

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-20414337

 

[Laburnum]

"I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Imagine that, a procedure to make your penis bigger, and almost no man ever considered getting it because it’s so shit

That basically says "my brain is too buck broken by autizm to be able to talk in a way I feel comfortable so I surrender"

I know how to speak to children about anti-trans rhetoric....tell them it's awesome.

Yesterday I got my STP Packer in the mail. I tried it out, this is very affirming to me. I feel joy.

 

[LifeAlert]

From Sneedchat (courtesy of @Prehistoric Jazz)

she pulls that monofilament from her ring and slices the guys' hand off, as it cuts to his POV he's holding his stump and she tells him he has pretty eyes, she leaps at his face and then the next panel is black with two red lines fading where his center of vision would be

fuck.

just... fuck.