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[Meiwaku]

if eating random weeds and plants out of the ground is shocking to you, where do you think domesticated veggies and herbs came from? the first guy plucked a weed out the ground and ate it, he didn't get them from one of em naturally occurring LIDL stores

Sir this is "niggers eating cornstarch" not "spics eating class pets"

feds being scum is nothing new, no matter how racist you are i think it's unreasonable to ever hate any race more than you hate gov bastards
if you think you hate them enough, you don't

The 'black community''s problem is that it's made up of black people. No need to overthink it.

@Troon_Patrol Mein neger, I think the stories you share are great, but for the love of god, PARAGRAPHS. Just press Enter once in a while. Even if you do it completely at random, it's still going to be an improvement over that wall of text.

we have evidence of america working with guns and without niggers
we dont have evidence of a country working without guns and full of niggers
i know which to choose

Saying "nigger" to yourself in total privacy perpetuates epigenetic generational trauma

Take your Reddit-approved racism elsewhere. We’re talking about niggers eating cornstarch here.

I have a fat fetish but would never pay money for real women to do that to themselves. Would be incredibly evil.
BUT will I enjoy what I didn't pay for or help create? Yes!

VTubing is just troonery with extra steps (or in many cases none at all)

WARNING: The city of Los Angeles contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm

Ralph wearing a t-shirt in the swimming pool is the most humanitarian thing he's ever done.

All the AI generated cat girl pics shoved onto the page didn't clue you in immediately to the type of person you were dealing with?

Just need to go over this real fast, and by real fast I mean multiple paragraphs of slightly unhinged ranting, but take of it what you will.

Also anything Anne Marie Bompart has written is mad funny

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Don't feel like a woman but you also hate men? So come on down to Pronoun Town and grab a "they/them"!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look, I get it. The idea of a Jill Valentine girlboss battle waifu is sexy af. But reality doesn't work that way.

i wanna get detained by a female cop and have her give me a lengthy and extensive cavity search

He’s still a retard, I just think he lost the card.

"Virtual hugs of gratitude" has to be one of the most pathetic things ever written. These guys need The Big Bearhug of Truth.

You're telling me it's all been fake and gay this entire time?

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The founding fathers of America were shitposters. If you think shitposting is ineffective, then you are unAmerican.

Remember to dislike and not subscribe.

Nah, no artificial intelligence to be seen, only authentic stupidity

I guess I'm just disappointed more than anything. I'd come to expect a higher class of trolling from people who own so many sinks.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

kiwifarms is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody else believes you, because crystal balls are retarded.

 

[Oliver Onions]

*plonk*

(Welcome to my blocklist)

(Source, courtesy of @Mr.Bucket )

 

[Local Wordmason]

This forum has a body count of trans people it has bullied into suicide, I have no sympathy (and i say that as somebody already blacklisted from 3 servers for posting in here). I'm only posting here because you all are useful idiots for my war against /tg/station and because every moment you spend focusing on me is a moment you aren't focusing on another trans person to bully into suicide.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

bing bing HEIL HITLER

 

[whatever I feel like]

It doesn't work without my avatar.

 

[obsdj]

This is like if a German student created some weight loss app called Mein Kampf and claiming it has nothing to do with Hitler, it's just about my struggle to lose weight.

 

[Crex Crex]

This is all because of the Jews

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I live with my mom because she cooks the best chicken tendies in town. Burnt on the outside and cold in the middle, just like I like 'em.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“They took down tiktok before Kiwifarms! THEY TOOK DOWN TIKTOK BEFORE KIWIFARMS!”

 

[GettrGriftr]

"Cyberlawyer" Fat Dumb Gay Al is always wrong.

 

[Chongqing]

the scoripo chiron makes me think he was molested as a child.

This user is analyzing the astrology of Dylan Mulvaney.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

All he wanted to do was simply vore his friends, digest them, and turn them into poopoo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s really hard to fake your own death because it means you have to stop posting online.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I bet there's some cnc software that I could stick my ai blackface mpreg femboy asuka images into and get the machine to carve it into some metal slab that'll outlast them all

 

[Aunt Carol]

The Eagle does not announce when it will strike the snake
The Eagles hides behind a dumpster at the 7/11
and waits until the snake finishes off at least two tall boys
then the Eagle asks the snake what time it is
and steals the snake's watch,
....for the snake has no wrists

"Hey doods, we are all four foot tall and weirdly hairy and no one takes us seriously, which Tolkienesque creature do you think we resemble?" "Oh, DEFINITELY the elves."

 

[JustSomeDong]

To be fair, if those old guys who can find the motivation to blast their nutsack to every single dude at the public gym, doomers should be able to find the motivation to live.

 

[Ninon42]

Since it's Nebula-tankie nonsense, I'm just gonna assume the "Genocidal Coconuts" are supposed to be Jews.