What are the side effects for creating the biggest fart ever?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

If I were to eat nothing but beans and other fiber filled foods over several months, could I possibly create a fart that could blow up everyone? Or at least everyone in the same county?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

A fattie like you? No. But a Deathfat? Just maybe...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No, you'll just take gigantic, fiber-bulked shits.

The secret weapon for true Giftgas is eating a lot of garlic at once.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

What if I ate nothing but protein powder?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What if I ate nothing but protein powder?

Are you sure you want to go down that path? That's the hydrogen bomb.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What you want is sugar free gummy bears, you’ll need to find religion because your butthole will have a exorcism

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Are you sure you want to go down that path? That's the hydrogen bomb.

If I am to go down for Allah, I want to do so in the stinkiest fashion

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If I am to go down for Allah, I want to do so in the stinkiest fashion

I understand, comrade. Combine protein powder, garlic, peppers, hamburger and beans with hard-boiled eggs as a side.

Make it into a Hell Chili and the world will dread your deadly wind.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Doesn't matter what you do, you are not a genetic freak like Tarrarre. Your farts are weak and childlike.

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[Trump's Chosen]

I recommend an anti-laxative, to make sure it stays with you longer to stew before it's released.

Doesn't matter what you do, you are not a genetic freak like Tarrarre. Your farts are weak and childlike.

That's grotesquely fascinating.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

I recommend an anti-laxative, to make sure it stays with you longer to stew before it's released.


That's grotesquely fascinating.

A goddamned baby

 

[Summer of George]

Never trust a fart. The bigger it is, the more likely it is to be unintentionally juicy.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

What are the side effects if we both inhale the food together and fart at the same time? After all, there is size in numbers.

 

[The Cunting Death]

you turn into a gay nigger

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If I were to eat nothing but beans and other fiber filled foods over several months, could I possibly create a fart that could blow up everyone? Or at least everyone in the same county?

It will be a wet one and if you do it in public you'll never live it down

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I understand, comrade. Combine protein powder, garlic, peppers, hamburger and beans with hard-boiled eggs as a side.

Make it into a Hell Chili and the world will dread your deadly wind.

This sounds like the winning recipe you nasty fuck lmao

 

[Medic]

Sharding out a new skidmark while pissing yourself

 

[Don Yagon]

You will never be a real braphog.

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

You'll blow out your ass just like Duke Nukem warned us.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

What are the side effects for creating the biggest fart ever?​

Ripped asshole.