💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[thebigdream]

We are the Qoom.
Lower your pants and surrender your testicles.
Your financial and cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

My Qoomer name is Fuckface McDingle. Valkyrie was already taken so I had to choose a less embarrassing one.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image

Multiple stroke survivor finally loses enough cognition to approach Keanwho's thinking. That's nice, but...

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

"Mr Rekieta, this is your account on X sending the tweet "I did a fucking mountain of cocaine", correct?"
"JOSH MOON, LEGAL MINDSET HAHAHA SO MAD, KIWICHUDS LOST HAHAHA"
Actual future courtroom conversation, what a fucking retard.

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[LovisXVI]

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Very poetic stuff, really fills the heart with certainty of the order of the universe. If nothing else theologically, it tells us that God enjoys a cruel irony, must be Greek.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Serious question: if I wrote a Nick of de Balldovilles novella, would anyone read it? I would need to wait for the trial to make the ending, but I think I have a good idea for the narrative structure.

Spoiler

From the shifting narratives of the eponymous Nick Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta’s dad, April “The Homewrecker” Imholte and The Cocaine Kid. A compelling take on a true tale of Freedom, Fishing, Free Love and a child endangerment, taking place in a small town in central Minnesota.

 

[Stiffy]

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Multiple stroke survivor finally loses enough cognition to approach Keanwho's thinking. That's nice, but...

Quite the irony that one of the classic Choose Your Own Adventure series founders was a lawyer like Nick. Perhaps in Nick's adventure there is a Christine Chubbuck style denouement involving a nice shiny self inflicted bullet to the head with a tipped over empty bottle of whiskey, and a well used Balldo with cocaine residue on his desk.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Coke and Sneed Nick you absolute piece of shit.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Rekieta is so weird and funny.

There was never any reason why he couldn't admit drug use. The charge is possession, not use, and it was just his either flat wrong understanding of the law or his general word smithy retard games when he claimed otherwise.

His attitude hasn't changed at all. So either Rekieta was always a piece of shit, or he still uses something.

He most likely has a plea deal arranged and he is working on telling "his truth". No doubt he will admit the drugs and alcohol, deny it ever caused him to be neglectful. We already know his claims on addiction.

How he will try and sell the swinging is another guess.

Someone posted above that Nick is more likeable than Aaron. He's a better streamer, but you can't unknow stuff and Nick knows that. He is destined for Ralph levels.

Ironically, his Monty troubles and his take on his own case has killed off any change of a LawTube career going forward.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

There was never any reason why he couldn't admit drug use. The charge is possession, not use, and it was just his either flat wrong understanding of the law or his general word smithy retard games when he claimed otherwise.

That's true for his criminal case. On the KCHHS side, Nick denied drug use, denied testing positive for drugs, denied knowing how his kid tested positive, etc. Admitting to doing a mountain of coke is quite the parental failure. He'll now quibble over where he did it and when.

 

[demicolon]

But he's still a first time offender with five kids the state doesn't want to split up and he's a lawyer so there's probably a tiny bit of in group preference happening.

I used to think that Nick being a lawyer would make the prosecution extremely careful with dealing with him, as they'd assume he knows the ropes and could at least embarass them if they slipped a little bit, but he's proven himself to be a feebleminded clown and prosecutor would like to have a succesfull lawyer conviction on his record.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

My Qoomer name is Fuckface McDingle. Valkyrie was already taken so I had to choose a less embarrassing one.

Designation recognized
Fuckface McDingle. Secondary bull of Qoomer matrix 69.
Relocate to grid 420 and await further instructions.
This is the last Trek post I swear.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That's true for his criminal case. On the KCHHS side, Nick denied drug use, denied testing positive for drugs, denied knowing how his kid tested positive, etc. Admitting to doing a mountain of coke is quite the parental failure. He'll now quibble over where he did it and when.

Yup but the Judge never bought into the tactic there all the way back in June, so it was a flat fail. In that case Nick was also trying to say he can't explain the drugs because of the criminal case.

 

[demicolon]

Getting my bet in: Nick has switched to a concoction of GHB and amphetamines for his fix. Both are prescribed for narcolepsy and imitate the effects of coke+booze closely enough to scratch the itch.

You meant GBH/GBL?
It's alcohol without the nausea and hangover. Nobody prescribes that shit and the opposite of what you'd want for narcolepsy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh noes, it's the combined Army of Dick Masterson, Mersh, and Patty Melton.

I would actually love to see this. A degenerate misogynist, a revenge pornographer, and a fatass way too comfortable sexualising kids joining forces to run PR for a coked out child neglecter.

It's like Captain Planet if he built the team from Epstein's flight logs.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Can Nick tell us the story of when his 8 year old daughter knocked on the bedroom door to ask when Mr. Aaron and Ms. April were going home, and if Mr. Aaron would make them real food? Nick grabbed his daughter and violently carried her in to the kitchen, where he showed her a sticky note left by Aaron, reading, "Spagghetti-Os in the fridge", and Nick said, "Do you see this writing!? Do you know what it means!? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!" "What are you doing, Daddy?" "I'm taking some of your Ritalin so I don't feel hunger pains. And your brothers and sisters will just have to do likewise! Okay [daughter]! You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like our family dynamic by going on a hunger strike!? But just remember. When I grew up in Texas, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this. But just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you in the morning."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even if he anticipates being offered a plea deal, incriminating yourself in public feels like a brutally idiotic move to make.

Also, Mersh hinted that there's already a coordinated effort being formed to rehabilitate Nick Rekieta's public image by launching a dogpile against Aaron Imholte in order to make him into the greater villain of the two, adding that Nick Rekieta is "actually likeable" and that no one cares about neglecting his starving, stinky children. The full clip is an hour, but he lays it out so specifically that it has to be something that's being discussed behind the scenes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YlHjSRZBhI4L | PreserveTube is taking forever, will edit in when done

Everyone has opened on how retarded this is, o I'll just add that Nick's career got started by punching down on less likeable people like Maddox, Greer, and the KickVic people. Perhaps he is trying to recapture that dynamic.

It's hard to know whether any of his retarded behavior at this point is due to new substances he's abusing, or if it's because of the giant holes in his brain that got bored out by cocaine and RFK-style brainworms


What about DUI guy? I know he offered to help Nick, but was there actually any lawyer/client relationship established there that would prevent him sharing information with someone like Mindset?

He rescinded an offer to represent Nick pro bono (chronologically) after a child tested positive for cocaine. In the last 2 days, he has clarified that he did so because Nick's case got more complex than he thought he could handle pro bono, but speculation ITT exists that he was disgusted by the developing story.

Isn't another possibility that the super secret source doesn't exist?

The most likely, actually. I did poorly communicating that I was speaking hypothetically.

He also talked about using MDMA.

Yes, ND he talked about how much he hated weed because it clouded his mental faculties and he wanted to be mentally sharp...

Ending as it began, with Ronversations with Rackets, in a deposition asking about dumb tweets. As above, so below.

This would be hilarious! I eagerly awaiting the next developments in his defamation suit.

 

[Drama Trauma]

What a jokester, "Challenge accepted". (X/A)

 

[demicolon]

Wonder how possible it was to challenge the weight of coke found so to knock it down below 25 grams?

 

[Soapmore]

Admitting to doing a mountain of coke is quite the parental failure. He'll now quibble over where he did it and when.

Doing a mountain of coke off the shiny muscled thighs of hard jamaicans is the right of every white midwestern trad dad.