Containment Random Chris Updates

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Chris has made pizza bagels in an attempt to impress a toy YouTuber.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I'm mostly impressed Chris was able to dice onions that small, an addition to actually making them relatively correctly.
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You can buy pre diced onions at Wal Mart.

The hardest part of Pizza is the crust and Pizza bagels removes that step and yet Chris still managed to screw it up somehow.

He is closing on 50 and can't make the simplest food on the planet and expects people to be impressed.

What a retard.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
You can buy pre diced onions at Wal Mart.

The hardest part of Pizza is the crust and Pizza bagels removes that step and yet Chris still managed to screw it up somehow.

He is closing on 50 and can't make the simplest food on the planet and expects people to be impressed.

What a retard.
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I guess that makes the most sense. If it saves Chris from doing any kind of manual labor, even the tiniest bit of effort, he'd certainly buy a bag, use a few pinches of diced onions, and then just let the rest of the bag to spoil.

To be fair, he did managed to pull it off and at least he didn't shove his malshaped, giant face into one of the pictures.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I guess that makes the most sense. If it saves Chris from doing any kind of manual labor, even the tiniest bit of effort, he'd certainly buy a bag, use a few pinches of diced onions, and then just let the rest of the bag to spoil.

To be fair, he did managed to pull it off and at least he didn't shove his malshaped, giant face into one of the pictures.
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I guess but I have never seen them turned into a sandwich before.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
I guess but I have never seen them turned into a sandwich before.
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I think it was just Chris being stupid. He sees "bagel" in the recipe, but the thought never crossed his mind that 1 bagel equals 2 halves. This crazy math and numbers and all. So if the recipe said 4 bagels, he never thought he'd be left with 4 tops, then just decided to plop them on the tops of the pizza bagels.

I seriously doubt Chris has the mental facilities to plan out multiple days of cooking food, let alone know what to do with leftover ingredients.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
You can buy pre diced onions at Wal Mart.

The hardest part of Pizza is the crust and Pizza bagels removes that step and yet Chris still managed to screw it up somehow.

He is closing on 50 and can't make the simplest food on the planet and expects people to be impressed.

What a retard.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I guess that makes the most sense. If it saves Chris from doing any kind of manual labor, even the tiniest bit of effort, he'd certainly buy a bag, use a few pinches of diced onions, and then just let the rest of the bag to spoil.

To be fair, he did managed to pull it off and at least he didn't shove his malshaped, giant face into one of the pictures.
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Whoever is wrangling Chris now may not trust him with a knife. He might also just have really blunt knives, which aren't safe to cut with.
 
Chris has recently (this month at the earliest) been removing Jesus from his name on various socials:

Bluesky (Before and After):
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X:
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Cameo (he also changed his profile URL from jchristchansp to chrischansp):
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He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
 
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