Containment Random Chris Updates

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themarchivist2 said:
Chris has recently (this month at the earliest) been removing Jesus from his name on various socials:

Bluesky (Before and After):
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Cameo (he also changed his profile URL from jchristchansp to chrischansp):
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He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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Imagine Chris slowly removing words from his bio one by one. For a bit it looks like he's gonna change it back to normal, but really he changes it to CPU Chan
 
themarchivist2 said:
Chris has recently (this month at the earliest) been removing Jesus from his name on various socials:

Bluesky (Before and After):
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X:
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Cameo (he also changed his profile URL from jchristchansp to chrischansp):
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He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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I really wonder what was the breaking point. I remember him saying stuff about how he didn't understand his life until he found out he was Jesus or something like that.

I really wish we had consistent output from Chris like in the Captains Log days, he'd just tell us what's going on. Now, it could be gayops or it could be an actual seismic life event from Chris.
 
themarchivist2 said:
He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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Has Chris posted anywhere where his status / screen name wasn't updated? If he hasn't used those sites in a hot minute, he might have forgotten the passwords to get in, but I thought Caden or one of the other tard-wranglers in his circle were doing the vast majority of the 'housekeeping' for his accounts. :thinking:
 
Maybe he's talking to some local religious leader. Who knows
 
themarchivist2 said:
Chris has recently (this month at the earliest) been removing Jesus from his name on various socials:

Bluesky (Before and After):
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X:
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Cameo (he also changed his profile URL from jchristchansp to chrischansp):
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He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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This is interesting. Maybe the Flutter treatment is working. Or maybe this is a sign of something worse on the horizon.
 
themarchivist2 said:
Chris has recently (this month at the earliest) been removing Jesus from his name on various socials:

Bluesky (Before and After):
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X:
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Cameo (he also changed his profile URL from jchristchansp to chrischansp):
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He still claims to be Jesus in his bios and other places, but this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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Is this a downgrade to just being the Communist Gangster Computer God?
 
themarchivist2 said:
this might be the beginning of the end for the messiah complex.
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Nope.
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CheesyBoy said:
I came here to see the pics Chris dumped on the official Sonic Discord. Did anyone save them?
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Niggerphobe said:
I hope it’s not real
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General Zoider said:
I would like an update if anyone can confirm it.
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It's not real, unfortunately, Chris was never in that server. Most of the time when Chris goes viral on Twitter it is either sensationalized garbage or misinformation. It is very common.
 
The Chris Chan lore has been so stale one note and boring for so long that I wish somebody would just do something like properly copyright and patent Sonichu, CwCville and all of the other shit and AI generate a bunch of new Sonichu comics with actual plots and decent writing. Just blatantly shove Chris out of the way and and take all of the lazily stolen ideas he thinks he owns and when Chris inevitably throws a tantrum and calls them a thief or imposter they just go "Nuh uh" over and over just to piss him off more. SOMETHING that could be considered amusing for the first time in years.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
The Chris Chan lore has been so stale one note and boring for so long that I wish somebody would just do something like properly copyright and patent Sonichu, CwCville and all of the other shit and AI generate a bunch of new Sonichu comics with actual plots and decent writing. Just blatantly shove Chris out of the way and and take everything he thinks he owns and when Chris inevitably throws a tantrum and calls them a thief or imposter they just go "Nuh uh" over and over just to piss him off more. SOMETHING that could be considered amusing for the first time in years.
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Be the change you want to see, fam.
 
One Cent Daughter said:
Nope.
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It's not real, unfortunately, Chris was never in that server. Most of the time when Chris goes viral on Twitter it is either sensationalized garbage or misinformation. It is very common.
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Pfff... "branding".

CWC brand is like trying to sell AIDS.

The only "brand" Chris has is being the Internet's village idiot.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Pfff... "branding".

CWC brand is like trying to sell AIDS.

The only "brand" Chris has is being the Internet's village idiot.
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You would think so, but this retard literally sold dirt from his driveway...and people bought it.
Unless you sold your dirt to someone, Chris(or rather, his handlers) seem to know what they're doing, looks like some sort of big marketing push, probably to appeal to internet addicted zoomies or something. They love feeling like they're le oldfags who are re-discovering the old internet(see: Isabella Janke).
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Pfff... "branding".

CWC brand is like trying to sell AIDS.

The only "brand" Chris has is being the Internet's village idiot.
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Part of me wonders if he's trying to get the trans community back on his side and thought the Jesus references were scaring them. He changed his Bluesky from Chris Chan to Christine Chandler, and he's also been losing weight and getting hair removal recently, so it seems like he's making at least the smallest effort to pass.
 
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