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normankrasner said:
could he go back to school (where he isn't permabanned) and learn 3D CAD?
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I don't see why not, but he would have to pay community college tuition and do his own work instead of having Bob do a lot of the CAD work. He could also use online resources to learn it.

If I'm reading PVCC's course catalog right, tuition for MEC 122, 3D Printing for Engineering, costs only $37.50 if he takes it in the beginning of 2027, and I think his previous coursework would fulfill the prerequisite. There is also ART 207, 3D Model Rendering, but it requires two previous art courses - Introduction to Multimedia and Two-Dimensional Design, and I'm not sure he has these done already or not. He might be able to have this requirement waived because of his history of making crappy multimedia art on his own when he's not crashing into slumber.

I couldn't find PVCC's syllabus for MEC 122, but a similar course at SUNY requires a Creality Ender 3 printer, which it says costs $189. I'm not sure if a textbook is required, but two books are listed as references. These can be obtained with Kindle Unlimited for no additional fee, or physical copies may be purchased for $24 and $39 new.
 
Zorak Prison Pod said:
Morgan Spurlock ate McDonalds for a year or whatever and it didn't give him Skeletor eye sockets.
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Chris has always had those down-syndrome eye sockets for his entire life. They were just hidden by the fact that he wore giant welfare glasses and his face not being as fat as it has in recent years. His choice to ditch the glasses really accentuated his tard features and he would look marginally better if he had just kept wearing them.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris has always had those down-syndrome eye sockets for his entire life. They were just hidden by the fact that he wore giant welfare glasses and his face not being as fat as it has in recent years. His choice to ditch the glasses really accentuated his tard features and he would look marginally better if he had just kept wearing them.
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I imagine he'd look even better in $7 Zenni frames which is what most millennials choose to wear. I wonder why he stuck with the Pediators for so long.
 
Zorak Prison Pod said:
I imagine he'd look even better in $7 Zenni frames which is what most millennials choose to wear. I wonder why he stuck with the Pediators for so long.
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People often give their little kids more durable glasses because kids are careless, uncoordinated, and accident-prone. When Chris was a small child in the '80s, those pedo frames were the go-to indestructible glasses style, so it wasn't uncommon to see little kids wearing those. As Chris got older, he became no less careless, uncoordinated, or accident-prone, just like a small child, and to make matters worse, he began to build up 'tard strength'. Bob and Barb probably didn't want to continually replace broken frames, so they kept him in the cheapest most durable style available (and he still managed to break them).
 
Chris did often appear on camera with broken glasses.

He's a total mong. He broke his PS Eye, he broke his glasses multiple times, he ruins toys by painting them which I can only assume is because he places no value on them since he would previously break toys (cannot cofirm)., he burned his house down, multiple car crashes that we know of, and we kno'w hes prone to do ht and runs. the list goes on of things he's destroyed.
It GRINDS MY GEARS when people try to argue he's not actually retarded.
 
notorietus said:
I haven't seen this posted here yet but Chris Chan has made a TikTok account (@jchristchansp) and someone on Twitter posted about it (archive):
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The first video:
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The mannerisms don't look very Chris like. They look more like a teenager making a video of themself. The hair touches, mouth movements, etc.

Thread tax: "Chris" also uploaded this as well.
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Dr J said:
Chris being a retard is because of Barb but I don't think Barb is wholly responsible for Bob's estrangement from his other two kids. She certainly didn't help, but I don't think she's wholly responsible. You don't skip your dad's funeral just because you don't like his wife.
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Oh, yeah, that is entirely on Bob. Barb might have started it, but it was Bob who ultimately made the decision to cut them off.


telescope_hell_ said:
there's no fucking way this is real
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Gold Ship VS The World said:
The mannerisms don't look very Chris like. They look more like a teenager making a video of themself. The hair touches, mouth movements, etc.

Thread tax: "Chris" also uploaded this as well.
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come sect nocisum said:
how the fuck can no one see this is a fake video using some ai deep fake bs jesus fucking whores on fire
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Come on, just for consideration: Would a FAKE CWC wear the Sonichu medallion??? That's literally all the proof needed to know this is TRUE and HONEST!!
 
яндекс said:
Come on, just for consideration: Would a FAKE CWC wear the Sonichu medallion??? That's literally all the proof needed to know this is TRUE and HONEST!!
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Exactly. Remember when Chris was stealing from Toys for Tots and he claimed he donated them, but he had his medallion turned around? He was showing to all us in the know that he wasn't in fact donating them, that a flipped medallion was a tell. Similarly, Lies & Dishonest imposters merely make their medallions out of printer paper, which is $5 for 1000 sheets at WalMart.
 
Bassomatic said:
Has anyone confirmed it real tho? Not a troll or AI?
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Gold Ship VS The World said:
The mannerisms don't look very Chris like. They look more like a teenager making a video of themself. The hair touches, mouth movements, etc.
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telescope_hell_ said:
there's no fucking way this is real
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Yeah, it appears this is just a AI deepfake, sorry about that. I looked through and figured out his official account is "christinechandler829":
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This is found in his about me page on his YouTube channel:
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
He has apparently acquired a 3D printer but doesn't know how to use the software.
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Caden/Praetor acquired that some years ago, they use it to mass produce the mini Sonic totem and the Sonichu amiibo to sell on Etsy and the CWCmart. I remember that we also discovered they took those exact same fanmade 3D printing model files off some site and then used them without permission nor credit to make money.

I'm not surprised they still don't know shit unless they can steal it.
 
яндекс said:
Oh, yeah, that is entirely on Bob. Barb might have started it, but it was Bob who ultimately made the decision to cut them off.
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I always got the impression he was a mean drunk at some point and may have done some things they found unforgivable. I think he realized he fucked up with his other kids and wanted to make it up by raising Chris right, but he was too old by then and Chris was too retarded, and this time, he fucked up in the opposite direction by completely coddling him, accidentally depriving him of learning coping skills out of fear of him being sent to some psychiatric snakepit (which tbh considering subsequent events may not have been a bad idea).
 
Queen Metalia said:
I thought CAD was no longer something you could major in at a university. Plus no university wants Chris as a student.
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You could never "major" in it per se. But a comedy community college will teach classes that show you how to use it (similar to the way you can enroll in Photoshop classes at such an institution) and maybe even issue a certification after taking certain courses.
Here's an example of some CAD courses currently on offer:

I could think of a lot worse ways for someone with a 3D printer and no idea how to use it to get started with it. It's just ironic that Chris went through all this already and either learned nothing from it or fried the few brain cells that stored his CAD knowledge.
 
I don't want to power level too much but I took a course at a community college to learn to program with C++. The professor was a pretty white lady. Eventually we got an assignment to make a tic tac toe game. I was able to make the program but maybe it wasn't the most elegant program ever. I had a classmate who was a big black guy, you'd expect him to be a football linebacker rather than a computer programmer. He was absolutely hopeless at C++! I really tried to help him out but it was like trying to cram a fish into a square hole.

So I returned to the college and tried to find the professor. I hoped she might give me a good letter of recommendation for a university so I could get a medical degree. She deleted all her social media. I encountered a different professor. He seemed to think I didn't get an A in the class and I was someone who got a C and was complaining for no reason. Possibly my classmate. I tried to track down my professor but she pretty much vanished.
 
notorietus said:
Yeah, it appears this is just a AI deepfake, sorry about that. I looked through and figured out his official account is "christinechandler829":
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This is found in his about me page on his YouTube channel:
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In hindsight, it was very obviously fake for one reason alone: that Sonichu medallion was way too clean.

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Edit: Found the old posts about the 3D printer files

Sonichu amiibo
Sonic totem
Amiibo base
 
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