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Pickle Inspector said:
While it’s true his Transformers videos are painfully bad I think the bigger problem is Chris is just a monumental bore in general these days.

The only two interesting things he’s got going for him now is one his funny reactions when he gets upset or throws a tantrum and nowadays that only seems to happen when he’s kicked out of a convention.

And two the identity and motivations of Flutter but that’s really only a Chris-adjacent thing.
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Was Chris ever a constant rapid-fire source of lols? It certainly seems that way from reading the CWCki or watching Christorian documentaries, but that's because decades of his exploits are condensed down to a few pages/minutes.

Even during the Classic Era™ when Chris was at his most entertaining, the recaps of his antics make them seem a lot more frequent than they must have been. Weens see Chris in the blue body paint of that ridiculous homemade Sonic costume that Jackie asked him to wear and think that it was as simple as throwing a suggestion out there to get him to act [hilariously] on it -- but in reality, those best bits are the result of volumes of correspondence, building up his trust, and actually failing quite a bit at getting the cow to produce any milk.


It's kind of like SNL. Everybody says that the show was so much better X years ago when in reality it's always been kind of a slog. We watch it live today and maybe laugh at a single sketch per week and think it's taken a nosedive in quality when compared to "best of" compilations from years past -- or even reruns that are cut down from 90 minutes to 60. As such, it's not an apples-to-apples comparison because the dead weight sketch after the second musical performance that nobody likes is cut out of the reruns, and we only ever remember the bits that do well.


I don't know for sure. I didn't follow Chris in the Classic Era™, so I don't have personal experience about what it was like. It just seems as if there have always been cries of "Chris is boring now" throughout all of Christory.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Was Chris ever a constant rapid-fire source of lols? It certainly seems that way from reading the CWCki or watching Christorian documentaries, but that's because decades of his exploits are condensed down to a few pages/minutes.

Even during the Classic Era™ when Chris was at his most entertaining, the recaps of his antics make them seem a lot more frequent than they must have been. Weens see Chris in the blue body paint of that ridiculous homemade Sonic costume that Jackie asked him to wear and think that it was as simple as throwing a suggestion out there to get him to act [hilariously] on it -- but in reality, those best bits are the result of volumes of correspondence, building up his trust, and actually failing quite a bit at getting the cow to produce any milk.


It's kind of like SNL. Everybody says that the show was so much better X years ago when in reality it's always been kind of a slog. We watch it live today and maybe laugh at a single sketch per week and think it's taken a nosedive in quality when compared to "best of" compilations from years past -- or even reruns that are cut down from 90 minutes to 60. As such, it's not an apples-to-apples comparison because the dead weight sketch after the second musical performance that nobody likes is cut out of the reruns, and we only ever remember the bits that do well.

I don't know for sure. I didn't follow Chris in the Classic Era™, so I don't have personal experience about what it was like. It just seems as if there have always been cries of "Chris is boring now" throughout all of Christory.
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There was definitely more consistent content and updates 17 or whatever it's been years ago. The gems were obviously still not super common but there would be consistent videos that you could laugh at him and what he said. It wasn't like a daily thing but usually you'd see content weekly or so on average. Obviously not everything was funny but there was no dimensional merge shit. He still sometimes transformer sperg and there'd be periods where he'd play a video game non-stop for weeks at a time (like Little Big Planet) which were pretty empty content-wise, but those were not all that common in the grand scheme of things. Usually when there was a galpal or another saga going down, there'd be updates every few days or so and frequently more often.

Granted, it was often the galpal and field agents who got him to make videos, but still. Now days his wrangler Caden just is milking him for cash because retards buy shit from Chris for some reason
 
Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but we're possibly about to get something big.

Namely, today at SDCC there is going to be a panel about MLP. Lauren Faust, who hasn't been formally involved with the franchise in over a decade, is the guest speaker, and all evidence is pointing to this being potentially a reboot or continuation of G4.

I bring this up because G4 continuing naturally has been one of Chris's demands of higher powers since the show ended in 2019. We are either going to get the smuggest we've seen Chris in a long time if it's a continuation, or he's going to blow his top if it's a reboot that changes things with the characters because we all know he can't tolerate multiple iterations of the same character not being carbon copies.

Regardless, 'A Celebration of Friendship' is scheduled for 3:30 EST/12:30 PDT.
 
Varis said:
Cameo update.

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Update from yesterday. The numbers will get fuzzy soon, as his account will turn 6 months old on or around August 4th.

Interest in Chris' cameos has faded a little, so I'd love to see what effect a new happening will have on his sales.
 
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Update from yesterday. The numbers will get fuzzy soon, as his account will turn 6 months old on or around August 4th.

Interest in Chris' cameos has faded a little, so I'd love to see what effect a new happening will have on his sales.
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Is that $762 in the past 6 months or 762 cameos?
 
Optimus Prime said:
Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but we're possibly about to get something big.

Namely, today at SDCC there is going to be a panel about MLP. Lauren Faust, who hasn't been formally involved with the franchise in over a decade, is the guest speaker, and all evidence is pointing to this being potentially a reboot or continuation of G4.

I bring this up because G4 continuing naturally has been one of Chris's demands of higher powers since the show ended in 2019. We are either going to get the smuggest we've seen Chris in a long time if it's a continuation, or he's going to blow his top if it's a reboot that changes things with the characters because we all know he can't tolerate multiple iterations of the same character not being carbon copies.

Regardless, 'A Celebration of Friendship' is scheduled for 3:30 EST/12:30 PDT.
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If the horsies cartoon continues, Chris will be genuinely dumbfounded about it not being 100% as he had daydreamed it, especially with his idiotic OCs and self-inserts that he considers canon not being anywhere to be seen.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
If the horsies cartoon continues, Chris will be genuinely dumbfounded about it not being 100% as he had daydreamed it, especially with his idiotic OCs and self-inserts that he considers canon not being anywhere to be seen.
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One thing I hadn't considered when making the above post is the possibility that Twilight Sparkle gets the whole 'alicorn princess' thing reverted.

That was the in-show equivalent of achieving divinity and likely more than a little contributory to Chris evolving his "I'm totally Jesus god 2.0" mindset, along with one of his demands being more seasons in a format that roughly translated to making the rest of the core cast alicorns one by one. 'Forcing' Twilight to revert might trigger Blarms 2.0.
 
Kela de Thaym said:
Well… funny you should mention that.
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So, the story so far with this is weird and basically nothing of substance was actually shown or mentioned at the panel, other than two of the main characters of G4 being completely absent from initial marketing materials. Lauren Faust seemed to only be around for the paycheck as she said almost nothing the entire panel and possibly isn't actually involved.

As far as Chris related matters go, the way this show was described was somehow 'sticking with pony canon' and 'not being a reboot/alt. timeline, sequel, or prequel' but as the promotional art already shows, Twilight is not a god-queen alicorn, so that assertion is out the window. The reaction online from the brony fanbase is mixed to largely negative, as basically anything in any fandom goes if it isn't 100% pandering, but I am curious to see how Chris tries to justify this into his string theory of the CWCverse, since two of the characters straight up spontaneously ceased to exist.
 
Optimus Prime said:
So, the story so far with this is weird and basically nothing of substance was actually shown or mentioned at the panel, other than two of the main characters of G4 being completely absent from initial marketing materials. Lauren Faust seemed to only be around for the paycheck as she said almost nothing the entire panel and possibly isn't actually involved.

As far as Chris related matters go, the way this show was described was somehow 'sticking with pony canon' and 'not being a reboot/alt. timeline, sequel, or prequel' but as the promotional art already shows, Twilight is not a god-queen alicorn, so that assertion is out the window. The reaction online from the brony fanbase is mixed to largely negative, as basically anything in any fandom goes if it isn't 100% pandering, but I am curious to see how Chris tries to justify this into his string theory of the CWCverse, since two of the characters straight up spontaneously ceased to exist.
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What is funny is it appears Chris's favorite pony is not returning in the new show.
 
suck said:
What is funny is it appears Chris's favorite pony is not returning in the new show.
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It would be funny if it ends up that the two empty slots for the Mane 6 will get filled by G5 characters like what happened in the cancelled show that was essentially an MLP version of Kamp Koral that leaked a while back where the only main characters from G4 were Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack didn't even show up and were all replaced by Misty, a blue unicorn from G5. There will be another period of spamming "BRING BACK APPLEJACK AND RARITY; GET RID OF THESE IMPOSTERS!" under posts relating to G6 on Xitter and Bluesky if that does happen...
 
No reactions so far. Today he put a like on one post about the Transformers' Hasbro panel at SDCC, so I'm sure he's aware of the pony news too.

Chris' zombie era continues.
 
@Acoustic Virgin I’ve been following Chris’s antics since the early days and he was definitely far more entertaining back then, his YouTube videos were fun and unpredictable, particularly the ones where Chris was raging about something or calling out whoever and his comics were an interesting look at things from his perspective.

During previous times when it felt boring in the past I feel that was mostly down to a drought of content but now in the post-goddess era, aside extremely rare instances like when he’s kicked out of cons and suffers what seems like narcissistic injury since he can’t get his own way and lashes out, it’s like all that’s left is the absolute worst aspects of him as far as Chris being fun to follow goes.

Like I realise Chris has always been a bore but at least there was some emotion behind his videos and messages which made him unintentionally fun to watch.

Also the situations he was involved in, both real and manufactured by trolls, whether it be getting mad at someone for a perceived slight or when he was looking for love, things like that are almost universally relatable meanwhile larping about being a magical goddess who has ‘OP psychic powers’ that solve any and all problem while assumedly being on drugs that dull his emotions absolutely is not, especially since it means he’s fully in denial about even basic things like getting older or the fact he basically raped his mother and he’ll smugly dismisses anyone who says otherwise.

And then there’s his creative output, his Transformer videos are so unentertaining they could be used as a form of torture.

That’s not to say things will change since I’m sure they will eventually but ever since the Barbening I can’t help but feel Chris is just going to slowly become a straight up horrorcow one way or another if his current support network of Caden and Flutter leave him.
 
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