Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTOR BISHH I OWNED THE ALOGS guess what pedophile Joshua Connor Moon of the Karen farms and PPP the fat Canadian, Cokeski, Vickers, the mother of my children, Anime Pedophile Metokur, Nick Fuentes, GAYTOR GAMER and especially Child abuser Rackets and all the haters I'm still here BISSH. (Damn that is a long former friends list)

You know what Ralph I haven't done this since Cokeski lasted less time in the ring than a 15 year old virgin but I'm donating to you tonight. Just total complete Kiwi Farms defeats people shameful display.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph's history is really long and has a ton of shit to it. I don't think there has ever been a comprehensive post or video going over it. I could list all the bullet points I could think of at the moment and would miss half of it.

One of the tough things about Ralph's antics is that they're connected to a ton of other people that almost requires that you know about them too. Again, I could list all of the people I could think of and miss half of them.

A fully comprehensive video on Ralph would take 20 hours to fully explain whatever the hell the sektur is and I'm probably lowballing it. That's probably why it doesn't exist, that and nobody gives a shit about Ralph. Except on his special birthday, of course.
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And also that faggot mod @Sam Losco's Wife ruined his thread by consolidating all of those other threads into it so there's period of lore that is difficult to follow if you weren't there at the time to witness it.
 
nite nite Ralph.
See you in the morning pal.
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Happy belated birthday Ralph, my favorite lolcow and with a quote from your favorite author:

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming — ‘Wow! What a ride!’"

Here is to 40 more years of the killstream
 
Happy birthday Ralphamalé, da big 4-0!
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Cheers, hoping this year is a bountiful year filled with many blessings
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A classic & one of my fav’s:

BISH
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Happy birthday, wish we lived in the timeline when you didn't lose your mind. Like, the timeline where the 2010s unbreakable alliance could have lasted. Metokur, Sargon, Ralph, Donga, Warski, Bearing, even Rackets (maybe, if he wasn't treating his kids like shit back then) and many more, all in perfect unity. Then, one by one, it broke apart...
 
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Someguyiknow said:
I think this a reference to some other Xander. Some fourth tier sectorite. I think this would have been like 2019 I was watching it live and it was were I decided I was done watching the killstream.
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Another fat ragepig with a son named Zandah? All my Christmases come at once.
 
It’s Ralph’s birthday so I want to be nice. I’d like to recount a memory over cake of one of the few times I laughed with Ralph rather than at him.

He had some right wing grifter on and it was right after Kavanaugh was confirmed and his guest was like
“I’m just not convinced he’s sufficiently right wing “
And Ralph without missing a beat goes
“What? Who do you want? Pinochet’s ghost?”

It still gets a laugh out me. But yeah it’s been a long six + years since the YouTube live days.
 
There She Glows said:
And also that faggot mod @Sam Losco's Wife ruined his thread by consolidating all of those other threads into it so there's period of lore that is difficult to follow if you weren't there at the time to witness it.
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That's not even what I did. I never merged any threads into Ralphs main thread.
I merged some "Ralph vs" threads into their respective subject thread, like Randbots. Threads no one gives a shit about because they were all irrelevant people anyway. Those are the threads I "ruined".
 
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