Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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GaryGray said:
In a few hours it will be the start of Ralph's fortieth Birthday. This thread is to wish him a happy Birthday and discuss what he has accomplished in his time on this pale blue dot. Ralph is the first time I have ever witnessed an /x/ phenomena happen in real time courtesy of the medallion. It is honestly amazing that he can still survive streaming to 150 viewers or less.
Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ETHAN RALPH!
EDIT: Will he outlive the king ™️ (DSP)?
 
Rage Pig said:
Piggertits wants to thank all of you for your kind words. What a jolly old fellow!
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“all the kind words”? It’s fun to pretend, isn’t it?

“Ah’m being showered wif kind words and well-wishes and love on mah birfday,” totally not alone and isolated in a low budget third world rental thousands of miles from the USA and too broke to go anywhere or do anything, nooo totally not that!
 
Ethan!

I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Thanks for all the antics and spectacles. You really added a little bit of extra fun wackiness during the weekday. Enjoy your day. We’re all here excitedly looking forward to the next 40 years. We all wish you a healthy life and hope you continue to hone your craft.

Best wishes.
 
I hope Ethan Ralph lives forever. He was never really alive after the Florida trip, but he isn't exactly dead either, a real living zombie.
 
Even as Ralph has lived a horrific nightmare life leaving many tragedies in his wake. I find it hard to outright despise him even if he deserves nothing but contempt. It felt a bit nostalgic to me watching his announcement vid on X
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Everything from the IBS days to living in his Mexican hell-shack popping pills and waiting for his addictions to kill him has been very entertaining.

Here's a classic.


I don't know why God keeps him here but maybe death would be too merciful.
 
Ralph you’re a nigger and you look like you’re rotting from the inside and one day your skin will pop like an onions revealing that you’re actually a big ball of ants fighting over a moldy donut

You’ve looked like this for like 5 years so clearly it’s just an illusion, a trick of the light, and your continued survival is proof of your wisdom
 
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