Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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Poem I wrote for Ralph in the MATI thread. From the heart lol

Enjoy a wild stream of pills and Mexican drink
From a king of a man whose shit never stinks
The horrors of online politics he endures
House hot as hell, sunglasses indoors 😎

Join Ralph for some sabrosa tacos in town
Make fun of losers online doubling down
Oh the kill stream a fantastic treat
Fuck trannies, niggers, and kill all pajeets!
 
Let's just pretend it's for Ralph:

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Happy birthday, you fat fuck. I would have gotten you a cake but I don't know where they sell sugar-free cakes at for diabetics.
 
GaryGray said:
Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.
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Holy fuck Ralph looks rough. Don't do pills and don't be a fat fuck. He looks older than my senior citizen father.

On that same note, I didn't recognize Rackets in that picture at first. I'm so used to him looking gaunt and disheveled. He's aging like an AIDS patient. The both of them are starting to look like one of those timelapse mugshots of meth heads.
 
Happy Birthday, bish. The Lisbon Cog debacle (aka Gunt Goes To Portugal part 2) was the reason I joined the Farms way back in the day so thank you for that you fat dipshit. :gunt:
 
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