🤝 Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Damn, now I feel lucky. The worst I got was that condoms don't protect against HIV (or anything but they really emphasized them doing nothing against HIV), that women have no sex drive and have sex only to bond emotionally with their partners, and no mention of the clitoris or and discussion of birth control pills beyond exaggerated failure rates. Also, they straight up weren't allowed to talk about homosexuality, abortion, or masturbation beyond providing a definition.

We did have the "evolution is a theory not a fact" stickers in the science textbooks tho.

My sister said one of her teachers told them if you have too much buttsex you'll have to wear diapers, fun times. That might not be true, but I know it is true that popping out too many babies can end with you in diapers. Lord only the flood that happens whenever Meech laughs or sneezes

The last one is actually probably true, there is scientific evidence that strongly correlates anal sex with increased likelihood of fecal incontinence though it's not proven yet. https://journals.lww.com/ajg/Abstra...urse_and_Fecal_Incontinence__Evidence.28.aspx
But it's hypocritical and biased they don't mention it's a common and established complication from pregnancy. I'm pretty sure the last Pope was guilty of spreading the myth that condoms don't prevent AIDS too. He preached this in AIDS epidemic hit areas of Africa no less.
That's so gross they won't acknowledge the clitoris. That's like ignoring the glans penis in males. Is the existence of a clit haram to them? That's whacko Muslim level shit.
Am I the only one who thinks Meech looks a bit Downie? My dad swears she does or that she's at least a bit retarded and can't stand hearing her talk.

 

[Android raptor]

The teacher walked around the class with a paper heart, pleading that we don't have sex before marriage. It was hilarious.

I remember them doing something similar when I was a kid, only they glued two paper hearts together and ripped them apart. The hearts of the people who had sex were glued more closely together and this were more damaged when they ripped apart.

I mainly remember this because the chick giving the talk took suggestions from the class for names to write on the hearts and took one of mine (which was Shiro because of the Gundam protagonist, I was 13 and a weeb).

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I remember them doing something similar when I was a kid, only they glued two paper hearts together and ripped them apart. The hearts of the people who had sex were glued more closely together and this were more damaged when they ripped apart.

I mainly remember this because the chick giving the talk took suggestions from the class for names to write on the hearts and took one of mine (which was Shiro because of the Gundam protagonist, I was 13 and a weeb).

The teacher also ripped the heart. There wasn't any suggestions for names, just pleading to 13 year olds.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

When I was 8 or 9, we girls were gathered into a classroom and given information about menstruation, about when it would start, what to expect, and so on.
In junior high, we has a couple of classes on venereal diseases, crabs, and other things that were spread by sexual activity. We were shown pictures of chancres from VD, and films of people that went insane from third-stage syphilis. No birth control talk at all.
But this was the 70s, and it just didn't get discussed in small-town schools.
That was about it for us girls. I think I learned (and most of my friends as well) about sex itself from Cosmopolitan magazine.

 

[NerdShamer]

Grew up attending a public school in a conservative area. Here's some things I remember them teaching us in sex-ed:

-Masturbation will make you go blind.
-Females cannot orgasm or experience any form of pleasure from sex, and never feel arousal.
-Males can only have a set number of orgasms during their lifetimes, and once they've used them all up, they can never cum again.
-It is very common to get pregnant from swimming pools (Not from banging in a swimming pool, but apparently guys ejaculate constantly in the water and if a girl gets into the pool the sperm will swim up in her and her eggs will do a pregante.)
-A woman can get pregnant from giving or receiving oral sex.
-Condoms do not protect against STDs at all and rarely prevent pregnancy.
-It is impossible to get an STD as long as you are married to the person you are having sex with.
-Homosexual intercourse is physically impossible.
-No one is gay, it's just a phase you go through when you are angry with your dad.
-If a woman gets pregnant before marriage, the likelihood of the baby having birth defects increases dramatically.
-If you get an abortion, they will remove all your reproductive organs and you will never be able to have a baby in the future.
-Birth control does not prevent pregnancy or help with menstrual pain, it will just give you Cancer.

ETA: Oh, and the clitoris doesn't exist, either.

Nothing about periods? The Old Testament claims that everything a woman touches is "unclean" when it's that time of the month.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Abortion can lead to infertility, especially surgical abortion. It’s called Asherman’s syndrome.

Saying birth control doesn’t prevent pregnancy is weird when assuredly the parents of the kids in the class were using birth control, because nearly all Americans do (if they didn’t we’d have a much higher birth rate), even in conservative areas.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Saying birth control doesn’t prevent pregnancy is weird when assuredly the parents of the kids in the class were using birth control

It’s 100% stupid, but I’m sure the people who made this curriculum thought they were 1) lying for the greater good and that 2) dumb teenagers can’t be trusted to use BC properly (which is true—cue 16 & Pregnant theme song).

 

[multiverse]

Abortion can lead to infertility, especially surgical abortion. It’s called Asherman’s syndrome.

Sorry but that shit is super rare. Saying surgical abortion is likely to leave you infertile is like saying using birth control is likely to kill you from blood clots. That kind of taking outlier results and making them seem like normal outcomes is some bullshit. It's possible, but as unlikely as getting in a plane crash is.

 

[Android raptor]

Tbh I'd think repeated pregnancy and birth, especially without proper recovery time is probably way more likely to leave you infertile than a safe, legal abortion. There's a nearly endless list of risks associated with pregnancy/birth and I'm sure it includes shit that can cause infertility.

It's honestly kind of amazing (and horrifying) Meech managed to pop out 19 kids before finally her uterus crapped out for good. I know she had multiple uterine prolapses and shit and she and Boob made no effort to space kids out. I also know the last pregnancy yeeted itself at around 20 week which was tbh for the best (especially since the fetus was female).

Supposedly they made all their kids look at the dead fetus and had a funeral for it and everything, anyone got any links for that? Been curious ever since it was brought up in Tard Baby

 

[NerdShamer]

Tbh I'd think repeated pregnancy and birth, especially without proper recovery time is probably way more likely to leave you infertile than a safe, legal abortion. There's a nearly endless list of risks associated with pregnancy/birth and I'm sure it includes shit that can cause infertility.

It's honestly kind of amazing (and horrifying) Meech managed to pop out 19 kids before finally her uterus crapped out for good. I know she had multiple uterine prolapses and shit and she and Boob made no effort to space kids out. I also know the last pregnancy yeeted itself at around 20 week which was tbh for the best (especially since the fetus was female).

Supposedly they made all their kids look at the dead fetus and had a funeral for it and everything, anyone got any links for that? Been curious ever since it was brought up in Tard Baby

TMZ article. And, of course, the pic is deleted.

 

[FatalTater]

Reddit might be good for something for once. They aren't forgetting that while Josh was doing his thing, his brother was in the Bahamas stealing from disaster victims. What does the Bible say about stealing? Anything at all?

r/DuggarsSnark - Reminder: John David still sucks. Remember when he created an LLC to profit off of a disaster, carried a weapon and pretended to be law enforcement in a foreign country, and commandeered fuel and supplies meant to help those in need?

1,520 votes and 175 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

https://archive.ph/JBH2e

Unrelated but Jessa's daughter Ivy looks like a tiny version of youtuber Goocheese and I can't unsee it.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Tbh I'd think repeated pregnancy and birth, especially without proper recovery time is probably way more likely to leave you infertile than a safe, legal abortion. There's a nearly endless list of risks associated with pregnancy/birth and I'm sure it includes shit that can cause infertility.

It's honestly kind of amazing (and horrifying) Meech managed to pop out 19 kids before finally her uterus crapped out for good. I know she had multiple uterine prolapses and shit and she and Boob made no effort to space kids out. I also know the last pregnancy yeeted itself at around 20 week which was tbh for the best (especially since the fetus was female).

Supposedly they made all their kids look at the dead fetus and had a funeral for it and everything, anyone got any links for that? Been curious ever since it was brought up in Tard Baby

If you google Jubilee Duggar, you may find more images than just then hands and feet, but I think they're still sick fucks for publicizing even the hands and feet.

 

[For The Internet]

Yeah I don't remember the clit being on any of the anatomy diagrams we got either. They went over the uterus, ovaries, etc but I think I also first learned about the clit from fanfiction. Wonder why they left it out in sex ed

We did get told about period though, which is more than some kids with really extreme fundie parents get at least. I've heard horror stories about girls being told nothing and then freaking out and then treated badly because of bodily functions they have zero control over.

I wonder what, if anything, the Duggar kids get? I'd imagine anything they're told is wrapped in a heavy emphasis that if they do anything sexual before marriage they'll burn in hell forever and everyone will hate them (unless they're a dude who raped his sisters).

They get a talk immediately before their wedding comparing sex to legos. Or, at least, the guys do. Josh's talk was on 19KaC

 

[Meredith Swift]

Nothing about periods? The Old Testament claims that everything a woman touches is "unclean" when it's that time of the month.

The Duggs believe this too. I can't remember where I read it (may have been in one of their books), but they have a rule about not having sex within a certain number of days after one's period because it's "unclean". They also abstain for 40 days after having a girl and 80 days after having a boy (which is just weird. do they think penises do some extra destruction on the way out?)

Meech doesn't really explain much to the girlchildren about their periods until they get their first one (which would be horrendous for the older kids since it must be alarming to say the least if you start bleeding from your genitals with no clue what's going on. I'm sure nowadays the younger kids have been warned by their sisters). She just gifts them a "special" period pack full of pads (tampons are evil and will take your virginity) and some candy and is like "ok this will happen every month for the rest of your life have fun bye." The older kids also track Michelle's cycle on the big fridge calendar which is just so fucking weird.

 

[Android raptor]

The older kids also track Michelle's cycle on the big fridge calendar which is just so fucking weird.

What the fuck, why? Why can't she track her own cycle in her room or on her phone? Is she so lazy she forces her kids to do even that, or is it another bizarre fetishistic thing for them?

Not telling girls about periods long before they get them is neglect and terrible parenting. Also the classic wtf fundie delusion that tampons take your virginity like???

 

[Meredith Swift]

What the fuck, why? Why can't she track her own cycle in her room or on her phone? Is she so lazy she forces her kids to do even that, or is it another bizarre fetishistic thing for them?

Not telling girls about periods long before they get them is neglect and terrible parenting. Also the classic wtf fundie delusion that tampons take your virginity like???

It definitely feels fetishistic to me. I've never seen 2 people as obsessed with sex as Boob and Meech. I couldn't find the original clip, but someone on reddit posted a ss

Edit: Found this interesting comment as well.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

What the fuck, why? Why can't she track her own cycle in her room or on her phone? Is she so lazy she forces her kids to do even that, or is it another bizarre fetishistic thing for them?

Not telling girls about periods long before they get them is neglect and terrible parenting. Also the classic wtf fundie delusion that tampons take your virginity like???

Since it's a commonly believed myth for women who live together or spend time together to have their periods "sync" they probably keep track of Michelle's period since she's the matriarch and as a way to track when their periods will start. Some sort of archaic familial hierarchy. Or they watch the calendar closely so they know when to avoid Michelle being a passive aggressive cunt(since women aren't allowed to show unwomanly emotions like anger).

 

[ConSluttant]

I got to have sex ed classes in catholic junior high school in the early 1980s in California. It was MUCH more informative than the sex ed in public school. I mean we had one of our parishioners that was a nurse come in and give the whole thing to us. We watched the silly movies with the dolls having sex so we could "see" missionary syle PIV. She told us about the clit but not much more than it existed. Masturbation was of course a sin because of spilling seed etc but that was on the boys not us girls. Of course the focus was on having sex when married. But at least the lady told us exactly what would happen when we got our periods. She even taught us about tampons and how they were great for going swimming.

It was shockingly progressive compared to what these poor fundie kids are getting RIGHT NOW in 2020. I mean i get telling a kid that is a good idea to save sex for marriage for reasons but not to tell them the rest? Like even the mechanics? And what happens when you get your period? They need to be strung up just for that. Ugh. Just ugh.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The Duggs believe this too. I can't remember where I read it (may have been in one of their books), but they have a rule about not having sex within a certain number of days after one's period because it's "unclean". They also abstain for 40 days after having a girl and 80 days after having a boy (which is just weird. do they think penises do some extra destruction on the way out?)

Meech doesn't really explain much to the girlchildren about their periods until they get their first one (which would be horrendous for the older kids since it must be alarming to say the least if you start bleeding from your genitals with no clue what's going on. I'm sure nowadays the younger kids have been warned by their sisters). She just gifts them a "special" period pack full of pads (tampons are evil and will take your virginity) and some candy and is like "ok this will happen every month for the rest of your life have fun bye." The older kids also track Michelle's cycle on the big fridge calendar which is just so fucking weird.

That's fucking disgusting, like teach your kids about periods cycles how fertility works but why the fuck would you want them to do this? Fucking weird. "Daddy moms fertile time to fuck!"

 

[Android raptor]

That's fucking disgusting, like teach your kids about periods cycles how fertility works but why the fuck would you want them to do this? Fucking weird. "Daddy moms fertile time to fuck!"

I feel like it's almost a weird form of child grooming too, like fully immerse girls in the idea that they exist to pop out babies and nothing more. That Meech is the future they can look forward to.

I bet they'd loose their shit if one of the girls wanted to go on birth control or get an IUD, even if it was just to deal with medical issues like heavy periods.

Also JB has got to have some kind of fucked up sex pest shit going on, wouldn't be surprised if he gets off on grooming his daughters to be broodmares.