PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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He can literally get a phone book out and find a local lawyer who does shit like trusts or wills who would handle this. Any strip mall attorney can handle it.
How's that going to work though? PPP lives in Canada, and Ralph lives in America. Wouldn't they need a law firm that can handle law in at least one jurisdiction (province/state) in each of the countries?

I think an escrow website is the best bet.
 
But muh .25% interest I’m losing!

You can’t do that. Sometimes Fights don’t last 30 seconds.
PPP getting super flaky over the escrow and I have no idea why. Everyone has always been pro-escrow from the start. I told them to pick their own escrow and now he's being belligerent.
If he fags out of this i will disavow all my PPP shilling I really want to see Ralph get fucked up.
 
How's that going to work though? PPP lives in Canada, and Ralph lives in America. Wouldn't they need a law firm that can handle law in at least one jurisdiction (province/state) in each of the countries?

I think an escrow website is the best bet.
That's true. I would guess an American attorney would make the most sense since the contract would be getting executed in the US and an attorney anywhere would still be bound to return the money to PPP or Godwinson regardless of where they were. But you're right, an escrow website would work fine. The point is, this isn't rocket science and it shouldn't be that hard to find someone to do it.
 
Also like i said, Nick would 100% write the contract so Ethan could just not even show up to Knoxville and still get the money, and its not like you would give a fuck or promise revenge on Nick for it.
If Nick doesn't write that into the contract than PPP can tell them to fuck off. Not even giving the chance is stupid. Nick would probably do this for free too, anyone else they get is going to charge.
 
You know, the arguing over when the fight will happen has been great already. Feels like a reality TV show but somehow trashier.

Best of luck, Null. Make sure this game of chicken ends in a glorious wreck!
 
Both Godwinson and PPP got super sketch when I started talking about the escrow being the next step to proceed and now I'm left on read so I dunno what to expect. I'm going to bed in 2 hours.

As much as I want the fight to happen it is like, abundantly clear this has to go into escrow with a contract people agree on now if things are to move forward.
 
If Nick doesn't write that into the contract than PPP can tell them to fuck off. Not even giving the chance is stupid. Nick would probably do this for free too, anyone else they get is going to charge.
Except he cant because ever since Ethan said something we're all jerking ourselves off wondering if PPP will put his money where his mouth is and being mad about him not trusting an incompetent mid-west lawyer
 
Going way out of my way to be charitable to PPP, perhaps he wants to make sure Ralph isn't going to pull some sort of gay bullshit to not fight and still get paid. That should be easily written up though, right? I'm retarded as fuck about law and such, but i would think it could be pretty easy to keep ralph from pulling bullshit.
 
Both Godwinson and PPP got super sketch when I started talking about the escrow being the next step to proceed and now I'm left on read so I dunno what to expect. I'm going to bed in 2 hours.

As much as I want the fight to happen it is like, abundantly clear this has to go into escrow with a contract people agree on now if things are to move forward.
Go to bed early that way youre guaranteed to wake up to bad news
 
Of course they don't want to hand over 5 grand to a friend of Ethan Ralph's immediately based on some text messages on Ralph's phone.
 
Both Godwinson and PPP got super sketch when I started talking about the escrow being the next step to proceed and now I'm left on read so I dunno what to expect. I'm going to bed in 2 hours.

As much as I want the fight to happen it is like, abundantly clear this has to go into escrow with a contract people agree on now if things are to move forward.
This is the Warski V. Tonka fight all over. They'll piss and moan while flinging shit behind their keyboards and one of them will puss out before they get to a chance to scrap it out.
 
You're right, he has been alogging Ralph for years trying to get under his skin and his recent success with Dick involved a lot of luck. Dick and Nick just handled that really bad, if they never responded ppp would have made a couple of videos about it then stfu. Still, ppp's tenacity and way with words is something you can't say isn't commendable.

GameDevAnon memorably described it as 'a poorly planned out troll that somehow hit the thermal exhaust port on the fucking Death Star'.

This is a poorly planned out troll that somehow hit the thermal exhaust port on the fucking Death Star. It's why I am having so much fun with it. The people involved in the troll weren't even really being serious, they were just fucking with Dick because it was funny.
 
Both Godwinson and PPP got super sketch when I started talking about the escrow being the next step to proceed and now I'm left on read so I dunno what to expect. I'm going to bed in 2 hours.

As much as I want the fight to happen it is like, abundantly clear this has to go into escrow with a contract people agree on now if things are to move forward.

They have to decide how to cut a promo before they get back to you
 
I doubt nick will agree to be the escrow agent. It's pretty much begging to have PPP fuck with him. Besides. IMO its premature to make an escrow deposit until there is a contract ready to be signed.
 
I think it's exceptional that Ralph wants a guaranteed payday. My only conclusion is that Ralph knows he's going to get wrecked because neither of them have fighting experience, and PPP has a size advantage, which makes it extremely likely he'd win. So to save face, Ralph can be like "I got my ass kicked by a nobody and made a bunch of money doing it, so I'm fine with losing the fight."

Think about how exceptional it is to challenge someone to a fight and then demand they pay you money to fight you.
 
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