PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Null said:
No More Excuses Ralph... Man Up Or Shut Up-2WUivpC8dvg.mp4
- PPP unconditionally accepts any venue in any state under any rules.
- PPP accepts Nick Rekieta as the escrow, as $5000 is not worth stealing for him.
- PPP is willing to allow tickets, gofundme, monetization, merchandise, and Gator commentary.
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This is the most exceptional thing I've seen this month and that's saying allot coming from reading deathfats and video game sperging. The had waving, twitching, the beard 'rubbing', the mixing of reikta/risotto is hilarious.

that being said, I'd gladly pay $20 to watch these two beat each other into jello pudding. I spent far more than that on Bumfight VCR tapes back in the day.

If Guntzilla backs outta this he will become Tonkasaw 2.0 and the internet will NOT let him live that down ever. Even mundane matt will hold it over his head.
 
Null said:
No More Excuses Ralph... Man Up Or Shut Up-2WUivpC8dvg.mp4
- PPP unconditionally accepts any venue in any state under any rules.
- PPP accepts Nick Rekieta as the escrow, as $5000 is not worth stealing for him.
- PPP is willing to allow tickets, gofundme, monetization, merchandise, and Gator commentary.
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Guess that's what happens when you affect someone's livelihood that isn't dependant on donations.
 
Perspicacity said:
PPP really wants to smash the Gunt bad. Gunty has more demands than fucking Tonka at this point. How can you be more a prima dona than Tonka was? Is he gonna legally change his name after he signs the contract too?

I desperately want PPP to meet him in a parking lot and just demolish him. It's time Ethan gets what he deserves, I don't expect him to last more than 30 seconds against PPP.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2WUivpC8dvg
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Well, we wouldn't have gotten where we are if our boy Ashton didn't know how to push something way too far. God bless
 
Null said:
- PPP unconditionally accepts any venue in any state under any rules.
- PPP accepts Nick Rekieta as the escrow, as $5000 is not worth stealing for him.
- PPP is willing to allow tickets, gofundme, monetization, merchandise, and Gator commentary.
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I have not laughed this hard in so long. Thank you, PPP. Demolish Ralph for us.
 
Ralph would sooner donate his overworked kidneys in order to render himself medically incapable of fighting than face the wrath of PPP and the Lord.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Do you think Canadian border protection would flip their shit if PPP and Ralph had a pool cue duel across the border? Or would they be like 'They're not hurtin' no one and it's kind of funny, eh? I'll just sit here, drink my coffee and continue to build a case against Jessica Yaniv. He's a real fucker, that one'
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There's spots with literally no guards and no markings or signage to let you know you've crossed the border, so if the crayon crew found a secluded spot a cross-border stick-fight could very well be a possibility.
 
Null said:
No More Excuses Ralph... Man Up Or Shut Up-2WUivpC8dvg.mp4
- PPP unconditionally accepts any venue in any state under any rules.
- PPP accepts Nick Rekieta as the escrow, as $5000 is not worth stealing for him.
- PPP is willing to allow tickets, gofundme, monetization, merchandise, and Gator commentary.
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At this point I have come to terms with the fact that Ralph and co. will fall for every troll thrown at them. Their egos have so utterly blinded them to the obvious that they react out of misguided, super berry soaked pride over and over. No way Ralph goes through with this. He will become the next Donga and he will do it willingly. Fucking amazing.
 
>Ralph capitalizes on Mundane Matt's flaggotry
>Ralph becomes the flaggot
>Ralph capitalizes on Tonksaw being bitchmade
>Ralph becomes bitchmade

Like pottery.
 
Guts said:
Guess that's what happens when you affect someone's livelihood that isn't dependant on donations.
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I said it in the trashfire thread. That he's not doing this for money is Ashton's greatest advantage in his guerilla autism. Watching someone who should have learned at least a little of DSP's street smarts in jail greedily devour every hook-laden morsel of bait laid out for him for a week straight has been exhilarating
 
When's the last time Ethan Ralph got 600 views in a half hour? Seethe harder fatty
 
I've updated the checklist and demands to be current. For posterity, here it is.
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Perspicacity said:
I fully expect Ralph to turn on Null to try to stomp out any negotiations next.
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I mean, it's not like Ralph hasn't turned on Null in the past. I could even see him blaming Null later on for fueling the hype and putting him in a spot where he can't not embarass himself.
 
beautiful person said:
I mean, it's not like Ralph hasn't turned on Null in the past. I could even see him blaming Null later on for fueling the hype and putting him in a spot where he can't not embarass himself.
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Like our head janny wouldn't just turn around with "you could have just said 'never mind, that's fucking dumb and I was a bit tipsy' at the start of all this"
 
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