PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Cat Menagerie said:
Like Tonka he will also need a wheelchair soon. Because he's fat and will be a double amputee.
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He can't afford a wheelchair, he'll be in one of these bad boys:

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Mr. Manchester said:
Both of them seem like they toss out random bullshit to make this not happen. Maybe neither of them want to commit to having to train, too much effort.

I propose that you place the rule of "no training" and they have to maintain their current lifestyle up until the fight.
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They should bulk up, not train.
 
Null said:
To be fair to Ralph, they are very set on having it not be in Knoxville, which I don't understand and am trying to figure out. If it's going to be an unsanctioned fight it might as well be anywhere.
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I think Godwinson just wants to party in Vegas.
 
The fact the venue needs to be up to some arbitrary standard the gunt deems appropriate I am now convinced he's trying to weasel out of it. It's exactly like tech companies putting hate speech as a bannable offense in their T.o.S. "What's hatespeech? Whatever we need it to be. *banned*"

He's just gonna raise the fucking required "production value" until it's something that can't be met.
 
Tukadu said:
The fact the venue needs to be up to some arbitrary standard the gunt deems appropriate I am now convinced he's trying to weasel out of it. It's exactly like tech companies putting hate speech as a bannable offense in their T.o.S. "What's hatespeech? Whatever we need it to be. *banned*"

He's just gonna raise the fucking required "production value" until it's something that can't be met.
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Again, Tonka did the same thing, adding more and more requirements to the fight hoping that Andy would just say "fuck it, I'm done with your bullshit" and walk away from it. Tonka would then declare himself the winner because Andy's 100% a bitch and pussed out of the fight, and it's not because the injun acted like an alcoholic, mushmouthed faggot.
 
instythot said:
Ralph, in his bourbon haze, fails to realize that it is exactly as hard for someone in America to fight a man in Sudbury as it is to fight a man in Peterborough at the moment
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Reading this reminded me of something I've been overlooking: PPP is Canadian. You know what? Fuck PPP I hope Ralph breaks a bottle of Maker's Mark over his head (if he can reach it) and then rapes him on stage as everyone watches in silence. Fuck Canadians.
 
If a street fight happens, PPP loses for sure because he will end up in prison for murdering a 40 year old midget alcoholic felon. He could literally accidentally kill Ralph in a heated street fight. A clean full bodyweight haymaker from a man of PPPs size to an already mush-brained Ralph and a bad landing on concrete is all it could take to end his life and abort the retort.

Ralph has ZERO chance of winning with their height and weight differences. Of course he's going to walk it back and try and opt out. Still, nobody should let him forget this bullshit until the day he croaks.
 
Yolo Swaggins said:
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Or is this all just a ploy to get more terms out of PPP?
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Isn't the $8k supposed to be sufficient incentive for Ralph?

Null said:
3. Even with the upfront money, he wants a live audience, because he he doesn't trust Godwinson's money.
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If he's worried Godwinson won't stump up the money, then don't confirm anything contractually until money has arrived in the escrow account. He's just adamant to dodge it imo, instead wanting to play-fight with Warski whilst wearing multiple T-shirts.
 
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