PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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This is never going to happen and any speculation that it might is wasted energy. I don't know anything about PPP but I know enough about what a cowardly, drunken moron Ethan is that he'll never actually do this. Warski is more of a man than Ethan and look how big a fucking pussy he is.....AIM AIM AIM!
 
My money is on PPP. He's younger and doesn't have years of crippling alcoholism plaguing him (as Ralph's still drinking heavily and never even tried to sober up). Plus he wasn't addicted to pain meds.

Which by the way, they should probably have a field toxicology kit ready to go just before the fight, to find out what, if anything, Ralph might be on. I know some fighters would take opioids before fights to increase their pain tolerance, so it'd be interesting to see if Ralph just uses his addiction "positively".
 
Burd Turglar said:
This is never going to happen and any speculation that it might is wasted energy. I don't know anything about PPP but I know enough about what a cowardly, drunken moron Ethan is that he'll never actually do this. Warski is more of a man than Ethan and look how big a fucking pussy he is.....AIM AIM AIM!
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I’m wondering who’s going to put in the work to actually find a venue. If that just defaults to Ralph or PPP then RIP dream.

But if maybe Dick or Warski (he knows Tara at least) could pick up the slack then thats somewhat of a shot to having this happen.

Although the biggest roadblock will still be that its two morbidly obese men fighting.
 
PPP just carries himself like someone who can fight. Ralph does not.

I hate to be glib but that's all I need to know in a situation like this. The height difference and background in contact sports only makes it worse.
 
i thought @Null was broke and kf is barely getting by why would you offer to give ralph $1900? seems like a very poor investment.
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
I’m wondering who’s going to put in the work to actually find a venue. If that just defaults to Ralph or PPP then RIP dream.

But if maybe Dick or Warski (he knows Tara at least) could pick up the slack then thats somewhat of a shot to having this happen.

Although the biggest roadblock will still be that its two morbidly obese men fighting.
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You're missing the point. Ethan is a fucking coward and it's not going to happen. Period. Dudes such a pud that he not only married a bitch across the pond but she left his ass too. I've seen more spine in jellyfish.

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We should all gather in front of Ralph's mansion and demand amateur mutual combat.

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also only 9 months until Ethan has finished his probation, which means we can force him to a 3rd world country, i personally feel like Serbia or whereever Null is at that point.
 
BoingBoingBoi said:
i thought @Null was broke and kf is barely getting by why would you offer to give ralph $1900? seems like a very poor investment.
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It's one of those salary-based rules of thumb:
  • 6 months' salary for savings.
  • 3 months' salary for a wedding ring.
  • 1 month's salary for bounties on unlikely tardfights.
 
2020Suicide said:
also only 9 months until Ethan has finished his probation, which means we can force him to a 3rd world country, i personally feel like Serbia or whereever Null is at that point.
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My concern with flying Ralph overseas is that he may very well be flagged as a convicted felon in various databases. The US/Mexico would be a safer bet because there is an outside chance he would be denied boarding a flight transiting the UK or EU.
 
Spedestrian said:
If the laws around fist-fighting are a concern then both Texas and Washington are mutual combat states. This means it's legal to fight as long as both parties agree and their fight doesn't injure or damage the property of anyone who isn't part of the fight. Don't need any bloodwork, fight promoters, arena, or any of that gay logistical shit that always seems to trip things up. Just rent out a barn or a field and let 'em go at it like the hogs they are.
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Yeah, I have talked about this twice in this thread. The only fly in the ointment is that once someone is "down" they are supposed to stop fighting.
 
fight would never happen but im sad it wont even push ralph if you know what i mean, theres alot more roadblocks than andy/tonka including the fact that the previous eceleb spat of this nature soured alot of venues to this. too bad ethan trying to fight in a shirt ( one of the dumbest things you can do in fighting) would be kino of the tier of uwe lowtax, Also PPP tonka raked andy over the coals with vague statements dont say things like "any place" and then " i wont set foot in la" it gives ralph ammo
 
Ralph is going to do everything he can to avoid the fight with PPP and try to salvage his reputation second

We're currently at a point similar to the Warski/Tonka fight, where just like Tonka, Ralph is going to endlessly make conditions on how the fight is going to take place

Ralph knows no respectable venue is going to allow his putrid gunt into their building to get smacked around by PPP, that's why he's insisting on a venue in LA, that way he can pussy out of the fight and save face

Edit: You know if the fight were to take place and Ralph tried to wear a shirt, PPP would yank it off him within seconds and beat the brakes off him
 
Snappy Jappy said:
Ralph is going to do everything he can to avoid the fight with PPP and try to salvage his reputation second

We're currently at a point similar to the Warski/Tonka fight, where just like Tonka, Ralph is going to endlessly make conditions on how the fight is going to take place

Ralph knows no respectable venue is going to allow his putrid gunt into their building to get smacked around by PPP, that's why he's insisting on a venue in LA, that way he can pussy out of the fight and save face

Edit: You know if the fight were to take place and Ralph tried to wear a shirt, PPP would yank it off him within seconds and beat the brakes off him
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actually i just thought about that, ethan knows this wont happen but STILL insisted he wouldnt have to risk exposing the gunt, even though he knows that its grappling suicide
 
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