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The interesting thing about ShopLyfter is that one of the recent videos had them trying out new camera angles, and in one of them, it had the fake security guard having sex with one of the petite girls standing up while you see him wide open with his butthole and the girl jumping up and down while they’re both looking like they’re standing above you

For the first time, I legit acted like picture in question:

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>me on the left wondering what the heck am I watching this for
>me on the right looking disgusted but not knowing when to stop watching if something were to happen next during that camera shot

The duality of a coomer is a real thing on the Internet.
 
albert the programmer said:
The interesting thing about ShopLyfter is that one of the recent videos had them trying out new camera angles, and in one of them, it had the fake security guard having sex with one of the petite girls standing up while you see him wide open with his butthole and the girl jumping up and down while they’re both looking like they’re standing above you

For the first time, I legit acted like picture in question:

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>me on the left wondering what the heck am I watching this for
>me on the right looking disgusted but not knowing when to stop watching if something were to happen next during that camera shot
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Yeah ShopLyfter is weird. Like how they'll just cut to some to some weird split scene showing four slightly different angles of the same scene. If they want to experiment they should mess around more with adding a woman security guard to the mix.
 
Kagney Linn Karter is back, but you know who disappeared? Sarah Shevon.
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You know why? Shitting blood, having her colon removed and wearing a waste bag.
No longer will she disrespect Hershey Highway with fisting and prolapsing.
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Also still somehow webcamming according to her twitter
 
Sex Cannon Lupa said:
What's going on with Christian?

And looks like Kagney Linn Karter is back, and she just might be the first woman to defeat the Wall:

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this reminds me of rehab, they don't want to see you come back once you leave. Anyone could tell pretty quickly she was too mental to stay out of porn, but you'd hope she'd make it out. helps that she looked like a 6 face wise her entire life. her commitment to keeping her excellent body in shape is what kept her going.
modern horrors said:
Is Montae still playing videogames all day long her manager?
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That pissed me off hard, Mr.Thorax going full springer during that segment. *man immediately says thing* "So i just heard from your man after being coerced by me that X" Who the fuck intentionally causes fights? I know the UK is more vicious overall but thats the type of thing that someone kills you over and gets an acquittal on. Mind you thats a pretty common tactic in UK "high-profile" docs. its not just something British born trashy daytime tv does, its considered a legit method. Same with the shit that indian guy who interviewed michael jackson does.

and no they broke up a long time ago; but it does bring up that whole SWERF thing that you're only as attractive as the men you screw, outside of her obvious nuttyness she isn't that bad. So why is she the breadwinner to a black guy that sits around playing video games all day? Again how has no one decided to play matchmaker between these women and the tech spergs? instead of transitioning they can just play dress up on their girlfriends like Kanye West does.
 
East_Clintwood said:
So Forgotten Weapons did a video asking for people to go vote in the Gundies, which is basically an internet voting based awards show for gun related shit. The reason I bring this up is while I was over there voting I stumbled across this:
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How the fuck did I not know Bonnie Rotten was now a fucking pro 2A gun nut?
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Because you don't read this thread. Righties getting assmad this hoe isn't pure enough for their side :story:
 
Kramer on the phone said:
That pissed me off hard, Mr.Thorax going full springer during that segment. *man immediately says thing* "So i just heard from your man after being coerced by me that X" Who the fuck intentionally causes fights? I know the UK is more vicious overall but thats the type of thing that someone kills you over and gets an acquittal on. Mind you thats a pretty common tactic in UK "high-profile" docs. its not just something British born trashy daytime tv does, its considered a legit method. Same with the shit that indian guy who interviewed michael jackson does.
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Theroux is not a great documentary guy, people on youtube put out better stuff, but I like how he can be a huge asshole without realizing it. I bet he's a huge SJW despite making a Samoan woman cry by commenting on their food culture like a true 1488 elite racist and things like that.

And I looked up the age of Carter to see what wall she supposedly didn't hit. She's just 34! Yet she looks like she could be the mom of my weed dealer!
 
blablabla said:
kagney tried to kill herself and its a shame her music/poledancing career didnt work out and she came back to porn
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most of these women attempt to an hero, its like moderating an internet forum or being a cel, it comes with the territory. Its like being shocked Null is single. Ralph Nader said there were professions that forced you to sacrifice meaningful relationships in order to succeed in them. Although he was talking about taking on corporations and industries and not sex work or 'do it for free' jannys
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
And I looked up the age of Carter to see what wall she supposedly didn't hit. She's just 34! Yet she looks like she could be the mom of my weed dealer!
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She looked like that back when she started though. Its like Clint Howard/Seth Rogen if you start out rough but keep the same rough look it doesn't look so bad when you still look rough. Also the mom of your weed dealer could be 28 for all i fucking know.
 
Kramer on the phone said:
most of these women attempt to an hero, its like moderating an internet forum or being a cel, it comes with the territory. Its like being shocked Null is single. Ralph Nader said there were professions that forced you to sacrifice meaningful relationships in order to succeed in them. Although he was talking about taking on corporations and industries and not sex work or 'do it for free' jannys

She looked like that back when she started though. Its like Clint Howard/Seth Rogen if you start out rough but keep the same rough look it doesn't look so bad when you still look rough. Also the mom of your weed dealer could be 28 for all i fucking know.
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She always been one of those girls that required heavy makeup to look better than the girl next door she was, now she'll be a little rounder in the face but likely get more "mommy" roles.

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