Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Ahhh, there is something truly classical about this style of web comic. It had an immateur vibe but it had passion.

This is very offensive and problematic.
As a redditor, I despise this as it trivializes the struggles of women and queer people.

Usually people back then knew to respond to cringe like that with

"And as someone that doesnt care, I dont care."

Man, how have we fallen...

I will protect baby Regice with my life.

He looks like he is all like

"Dont make me run, Im full of ice cream"
 
thank you! updated the thread link in the original post with an archive

yeah, I still think this is probably just some kid looking to get attention, but damn is he good at predicting the absolute worst-case/funniest scenario. I do genuinely hope it's real just because it would be so insanely fucking stupid that I'd never be able to take the future of the series seriously again
 
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can i just get mega evolutions for ninetales (both forms) and drifblim and dusknoir and aromatisse (because fuck you) and uh...

it would be nice if they turned the gigantamax forms into mega evolutions. i hated gigantamax and all the other bullshit that wasn't mega evolutions, but it would be a shame if those forms are left in limbo.

also i finally got through the indigo plate dlc's main story, thank christ. i just wanted to be able to FLY.
 
Well my complaints about the in-game weather seemed to have been answered, I managed to get fog in the Dusty Bowl and I've completed the Reuniclus line. The Gothitelle line is going to be a pain but I'll figure that one out. I also managed to find a Shiny Pokémon during this hunt in the form of a female Gurdurr on Route 8.
also i finally got through the indigo plate dlc's main story, thank christ. i just wanted to be able to FLY.
Here's a little tidbit about the flight ability: There's a spot in the Area Zero Underdepths that's only accessible with it. Said room contains an uncatchable Stellar Tera Type Garchomp and when you beat it a pathway leading to a "treasure" room containing a bunch of Tera Shards, a couple of TMs, and a Premier Ball is unlocked.

Oh, and some truly funky glitches can be triggered with the flight ability. I managed to somehow glitch out the entire Kitakami map and replace it with a a featureless void for a few seconds by flying.
 
female Gurdur
my condolences

Here's a little tidbit about the flight ability: There's a spot in the Area Zero Underdepths that's only accessible with it. Said room contains an uncatchable Stellar Tera Type Garchomp and when you beat it a pathway leading to a "treasure" room containing a bunch of Tera Shards, a couple of TMs, and a Premier Ball is unlocked.
oh, /that's/ how you get to the treasure room! i'll have to faff about the underdepths again. i was actually kind of underwhelmed by the underdepths tbh. idk, it just feels.. incomplete, somehow
 
Okay, I have to share this outrageously stupid "leak".
It honestly never made sense that the Kalos starters (and Kalos Pokémon in general) didn't get Mega Evolutions. If there were plans originally, they could've brought them in later, though they ended up dropping the concept rather quickly.

So if the leak is true, Game Freak was getting in way over their heads with this gimmick, but at least other Gen Pokémon getting some love would've helped even if balance got borked.
 
thank you! updated the thread link in the original post with an archive

yeah, I still think this is probably just some kid looking to get attention, but damn is he good at predicting the absolute worst-case/funniest scenario. I do genuinely hope it's real just because it would be so insanely fucking stupid that I'd never be able to take the future of the series seriously again
If it was made by gamefreak employee it would look like this
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Had a variations of Pokedance video show up, and I was wondering how the original looked like. Why does the billion dollar franchise product looks infinitely shittier than what fans did seemingly within a week of the original?
 
Had a variations of Pokedance video show up, and I was wondering how the original looked like. Why does the billion dollar franchise product looks infinitely shittier than what fans did seemingly within a week of the original?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vikINVCvqCE
I think the gen 3 animation is kinda shit, but the rest are fine. Arent all these fan creations anyway, just commissioned by someone at Gamefreak.
 
Had a variations of Pokedance video show up, and I was wondering how the original looked like. Why does the billion dollar franchise product looks infinitely shittier than what fans did seemingly within a week of the original?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vikINVCvqCE
The dancing humans are trash and the starters barely have personalities. What an absolute letdown.
 
Here's a little tidbit about the flight ability: There's a spot in the Area Zero Underdepths that's only accessible with it. Said room contains an uncatchable Stellar Tera Type Garchomp and when you beat it a pathway leading to a "treasure" room containing a bunch of Tera Shards, a couple of TMs, and a Premier Ball is unlocked.
had to consult a fucking walkthrough to show me where the secret cave was. i was disappointed that the stellar garchomp was so easy, but then again i was using a souped-up alolan ninetales. tbh i wish the tera shards were just more premier balls. at least i use the premier balls more often than the tera shards.

you can actually fly all the way up to the tera crystal in the terrarium. on top of the crystal are 3-4 items - 1 gold bottle cap, 1 ability patch, and i forget the rest. still, it's cute they put anything up there at all, or that it's even accessible.

i've been doing the stupid fucking bbqs (blueberry quests) because i want to get the species expansions in each biome so i can finally catch at least 200 pokemon in my blueberry pokedex so i can talk to that chick with the camera because she starts the quest for the remaining two paradox pokemon of each game's respective legendary trio (scarlet has the legendary dogs, violet has the musketeers) and paradox entei and raikou look cool as fuck and i want them desperately. anyway, i've got two of the biomes' species expansions so far. just two more to go @ 3000bp each woooooooooo~ *yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn*
 
I'm almost done with my pla catch challenge for Home, I'm just missing ones that spawn in deminsional rifts.
And fucking Magby.
I know where Magby spawns, I've seen hundreds in massive mass outbreaks, but now, when I need them most, they're nowhere...

On the plus side, I learned I can go into the volcano and get mud balls. I thought the volcano was like the lake trio caves, and couldn't be reentered.

So that's nice.
 
Well a friend of mine just gifted me a ticket to this year's in-person GO Fest event as a belated Christmas present, they even threw in the two citywide gameplay add-ons and the Egg-thusiast add-on to it. If you're wondering why he didn't include the Raid Enthusiast add-on it's because, when we were talking about getting early-bird tickets, we both mentioned that didn't see the value in it if you don't take part in 10+ raids during GO Fest's three-day run.

And the Galar Pokédex is going well, I've hit a slight snag in the form of getting Turtonator and Drampa since they're version exclusives with a 2% chance of being found in the Lake of Outrage under certain weather conditions (Turtonator Sword-exclusive and found under intense sun, Drampa is Shield-exclusive found under thunderstorms) but I can fix that with breeding. I also failed to remember that Trevenant isn't found in the wild while Gourgeist is for some unknown reason.
you can actually fly all the way up to the tera crystal in the terrarium. on top of the crystal are 3-4 items - 1 gold bottle cap, 1 ability patch, and i forget the rest. still, it's cute they put anything up there at all, or that it's even accessible.
I completely forgot about that bit. IIRC the other item is just 50 Stellar Tera Shards.
i've been doing the stupid fucking bbqs (blueberry quests) because i want to get the species expansions in each biome so i can finally catch at least 200 pokemon in my blueberry pokedex so i can talk to that chick with the camera because she starts the quest for the remaining two paradox pokemon of each game's respective legendary trio (scarlet has the legendary dogs, violet has the musketeers) and paradox entei and raikou look cool as fuck and i want them desperately. anyway, i've got two of the biomes' species expansions so far. just two more to go @ 3000bp each woooooooooo~ *yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn**yawn*
The thing about Blueberry Quests is that the amount you get doing solo missions is ass but the amount you get from co-op missions is pretty good, I've seen people on /vp/ get enough to pay for all of the necessary upgrades to both the homeroom area and the Terarium with enough to spare for lord knows how many Item Printer runs.
I'm almost done with my pla catch challenge for Home, I'm just missing ones that spawn in deminsional rifts.
And fucking Magby.
I know where Magby spawns, I've seen hundreds in massive mass outbreaks, but now, when I need them most, they're nowhere...

On the plus side, I learned I can go into the volcano and get mud balls. I thought the volcano was like the lake trio caves, and couldn't be reentered.

So that's nice.
Magby was a bit of pain for me when I was completing the PLA dex too, I ultimately found it in a Massive Mass Outbreak in the Alabaster Icelands. Just keep cycling through Massive Mass Outbreaks until you get one.

The Pokémon found in Space-Time Distortions can be a pain in the ass due to the way the game decides to generate one, you kind of have to enter the area you want to hunt and sit around until one generates without leaving the area or altering time at a campsite. And then you have to hope that you get the Pokémon you want since only three "rare" Pokémon spawn per distortion.
 
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