Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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on second thought this might've been partially biased by the fact that I am currently using a team made up of exclusively shitmons and am getting my ass kicked
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my fucking Cherubi is level 18 after Fantina without a grass move and nobody else on the team has a BST higher than like 400 without being single-stage or fully evolved please god send help
Roselia is pretty good if you need a grass move. I don't think you get the stone for Roserade until either you get Surf or visit that one island in the west (Canalave?). It's not as useful as in later games due to the lack of fairy types, but Roserade can still hit water types pretty hard if you need it to.
 
Roselia is pretty good if you need a grass move.
this is true but I do not like Roserade and I've used it several hundred times because of Sinnoh's aforementioned dogshit encounter tables
I actually made myself use mon i've never used before in this run because otherwise every team ends up looking the same

my current one is Pachirisu, Aipom, Cherubi, Togepi, Shellos and Kricketune
so needless to say the playthrough hasn't been a cakewalk lmfao
my team faints/needs to be switched out so damn often that I'm barely at level 21 while in Solaceon and regular trainers often lead to half my team being wiped
I can't say I haven't been enjoying it- it's a nice change of pace from the usual "breeze through with mon I've rarely used and find new favorites"- but maybe I should've chosen like any region other than my second-least favorite from the first six gens
 
Shellos is a monster when it finally evolves.
It is, but the fact that it's the only competent member of the team isn't helping things. I might end up replacing it with Finneon, too, since I've used Gastrodon once before (but only once, which is the entire reason it was on the team in the first place).

Then again, you can only have so much fun when you're playing through a region you're meh on at best while listening to music you mostly don't like and being halted in progression purely due to having jack shit for exp lol.
Thank god I've got Chanseys on the next route...
 
Anyone here ever play /vp/'s Pokemon Clover? I just decided to try it out now and I've having a good time so far. The 4chan humor is a little much at times, but it's also gotten me to actually chuckle out of me. I'm only in the beginning, so I don't know how it's going to be down the road, but this seems fun if nothing else.
 
Anyone here ever play /vp/'s Pokemon Clover? I just decided to try it out now and I've having a good time so far. The 4chan humor is a little much at times, but it's also gotten me to actually chuckle out of me. I'm only in the beginning, so I don't know how it's going to be down the road, but this seems fun if nothing else.


PoClo is sick af. Been trying to nuzlocke it a few times, the furthest attempt was put to an end by the 3rd Gym leader, keep trying to do better now and then. So much attention to detail, interesting sidequests, great soundtrack, no handholding and freedom to go anywhere you want (no shitty open world, but opportunities like skipping the first gym leader and battle him later) like in the OG games. Also the meme designs are outright better than those of nowadays mainline games.
SS-Tier fangame for sure.
 
What about Pokémon Sage?
I did not play either; I am just curious.
Sage is actually pretty good but it's got Perfectionist syndrome and that shit's never getting finished
I think it's like 5 gyms into production after over a decade of work, and said work has been passed on to a retarded cabal of discord users since the originals left(? not 100% sure but this is what I remember about it)
the last demo came out 6 years ago

it's got a really good dex (for a fan game) though, check it out
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I liked it enough that I made myself a theoretical team a few years ago lol
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it would suck dick in battle, but I like it anyways
 
Something something Kitakami news tomorrow. I like how Serebii immediately assumes this means a new Pokémon will be revealed considering how the last few Presents went. Almost 100% certain that it's just going to elaborate on the plot (which is an adaptation of an existing Japanese folk tale judging from the promotion) and the Ogerpon/Tera Mask stuff. Might also reveal some minor shit but probably nothing more.

There's currently no scheduled time or anything (Serebii is pulling the times listed here out of his ass, the tweet says nothing on the matter) so I'm assuming it'll be at the usual 6/9/11am schedule they use for Presents.
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EDIT: There are Khu-derived rumors floating around that it's related to Sinistea, mainly due to Merrick receiving a tea kit with August 22nd on it eleven days prior to this + Khu retweeting the announcement and repeatedly bringing up tea + other beverages. It's made me slightly more open to the idea that this is the reveal of a new Regional Variant/Fake/Evolution/WhateverTheFuck, but I still think it'll mainly focus on Kitakami's plot with the new thing playing a minor role due to the fact that the official account has mentioned jack shit about any new mon reveal nor tea nor anything more than "a tale about a mon from Kitakami". It doesn't clarify which mon, so that could be counted as a hint towards a new mon being revealed, but considering how in-your-face the myth the whole region revolves around has been advertised (as well as that myth involving 4 mon we already know about), I doubt it'll be the focus.

Didn't Sage get cancelled a while ago?
Okay, I tried to look around for a source on this and I'm lost. Unless their discord announced it years ago or some shit it's still in active development. Besides, if it was cancelled then /vp/ would be gloating about it for weeks, not dead silent on the matter like it has been for years now.
 
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Sage is actually pretty good but it's got Perfectionist syndrome and that shit's never getting finished
I think it's like 5 gyms into production after over a decade of work, and said work has been passed on to a retarded cabal of discord users since the originals left(? not 100% sure but this is what I remember about it)
the last demo came out 6 years ago
Didn't Sage get cancelled a while ago?
iirc those discord users working on Sage were also infighting over politics and Trump shit, which hindered them from working more on the game. That and /vp/ wanting Fairy types, which the people working on Sage refuse to add because it'd fuck up the game balance and they didn't want to re-type some mons in the current dex haphazardly.
 
iirc those discord users working on Sage were also infighting over politics and Trump shit, which hindered them from working more on the game. That and /vp/ wanting Fairy types, which the people working on Sage refuse to add because it'd fuck up the game balance and they didn't want to re-type some mons in the current dex haphazardly.
I remember that, I'm just wondering if that ever led to an official cancellation.
 
man, I should've kept my mouth shut

why are they making such a big deal out of this? it's just another grass/ghost, like we need anymore
but the entire Pokemon.com homepage is covered in matcha (reminder that the site hasn't changed one bit since BW released), the twitter logo is partially covered in matcha
maybe they thought it'd be really popular or something? That, or it's another bafflingly overproduced marketing tactic...
I appreciated the short, it clearly had effort put into it and I actually like the origin tale quite a bit
But seriously, why?

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Here's the design, btw
It's another one of those "one single specimen's origin story counts for an entire species" sort of mon, which I'm really not a fan of (see also: Cubone, most Legendaries, Banette)
especially if this ends up being an evolution and not an RFake or Convergent or whatever they want to call the shitty recolors (but it has too much effort put into it to be one of those, so I don't think it'll happen, which is strange since we already know it's not a regional variant)
Anyways, I didn't like Polteageist much and I don't like this any more than that although it's admittedly better than the other "new "evolutions"" they showed off in that Presents because of how fucking low the bar is.
The hands were the worst part of Polteageist yet one of the only characteristics they chose to keep for Poltchageist, the eyes look like Sinistea's except crying mascara for some reason, and I don't understand why it needs a massive tumor for a forehead other than to remind people that this is actually a Pokémon instead of a matcha jar with eyes.

Seriously, though. Why does it need to be Grass/Ghost. Why do they keep making Grass/Ghosts and Grass/Darks. Stop this madness, I beg of you.
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EDIT: Official reveal video is out now and
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HAHAHA THAT MODEL IS SO FUCKING BAD :story:

Man it never ceases to amaze me how bad the 3D models are
Anyways
Wii-tier texturing aside

Apparently this thing always holds a stirring stick (with two fingers), but uses it like a sword
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very human-like mannerisms, blegh
That's all the video shows, btw, half of it is just ads for other stuff
The best part of it is the music, which actually isn't bad. A bit generic, but I like how it's infinitely more peaceful than any other music in SV's soundtrack so far.

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Here's its key artwork; it doesn't look entirely traced (if only for the terrible hand on the left), so it makes me think that they left all the hand-drawn artwork for the DLC mon (if so, scummy)
and again it seems to be a weirdly big deal- it's the only newly-revealed DLC mon with its key artwork actually available as a .png ahead of time...

It's a Convergent mon. It's not an evolution or anything.
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And, of course, the obligatory "broken unique ability"... is actually not super broken and only works in Doubles.
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I really don't understand why GF does this. Doubles are nonexistent in the basegame and almost nobody actually plays competitive. Those who do definitely won't be using what's probably a pre-evolution.
 
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I really don't understand why GF does this. Doubles are nonexistent in the basegame and almost nobody actually plays competitive. Those who do definitely won't be using what's probably a pre-evolution.
It's because they need to balance around VGC. A format which is exclusively Doubles. Even though Double Battles barely exist ingame, which just makes VGC way too hard for the average normie/kiddy to get into.
 
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