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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Cringestorian X said:
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Keep making shit up while you shit your pants in fear that Deni’s friends come around. I hear they like to stream themselves cutting up there victims to pieces buddy. Brutal Shit those mexican cartels.
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If Ethan dies I'm going to have trouble deciding at the end of the year which is the best cow put to pasture him or Coach. And its only January!
 
ffs January isn’t even over yet!

If this month ends with Ralph being beaten to death by the Cartels, then 2024 is truly off to an auspicious start.
 
The one thing consistent in Ethan Ralph's life is rape. He was raped by Sandra, by the courts, and now the cartels!
 
Cringestorian X said:
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Ethan estimates there is a 5% chance he will be “killed in Mexico”.
So it’s definitely on the table.

And he’s only not fleeing to the border right now because he only has one cat carrier and two cats, and he cares more about them than anything. Kinda sweet, right?
 
BlastMonk said:
If Ethan dies I'm going to have trouble deciding at the end of the year which is the best cow put to pasture him or Coach. And its only January!
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Without question Ralph. CRP's momentum lasted like a week. If Ralph died commentary channels would eat that shit up in a minute, and people would be putting out videos on him left and right, for years after the fact. It would be Randy Stair all over again
 
I tuned out for a bit to recover from a nasty stomach bug to this. Certainly glad I feel better, because my sides wouldn't have cooperated. Plenty of people called it that he'd go both violent and retard damage control. Let's see how fast piggy bails from Mehico.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
All I think that's left to say is....

You're gonna carry that gunt. RIP Ralphamale.
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His pallbearers will... and by pallbearers I mean the morgue employees who will have the unenviable task of hauling him over to the crematorium where they dispose of all the other unclaimed bums.
 
Null said:
If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.
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If I were Ralph, i would reach out to my good and only friend, Josh Moon, who is also looking to move into the US, to be roommates somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.

Come on Josh, you could be the next Fishtank.
 
Telemeter said:
If I were Ralph, i would reach out to my good and only friend, Josh Moon, who is also looking to move into the US, to be roommates somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.

Come on Josh, you could be the next Fishtank.
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Tenacious Kiwi Ranch!
 
Telemeter said:
If I were Ralph, i would reach out to my good and only friend, Josh Moon, who is also looking to move into the US, to be roommates somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.

Come on Josh, you could be the next Fishtank.
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It would certainly pay for the lawsuit.
 
Telemeter said:
If I were Ralph, i would reach out to my good and only friend, Josh Moon, who is also looking to move into the US, to be roommates somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming.

Come on Josh, you could be the next Fishtank.
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We'd make a lot of money TBH but I don't think any amount would be enough
 
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