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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Lorne Armstrong said:
That’s assuming he even goes “home”. At this point he’s so scared he’s probably shitting his pants at the airport, unable to muster up the courage to walk out.
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Ralph has no home, but a black Tahoe from whatever rental he’s got would be kino.

He’s going to be a nervous man until he leaves Merida for a brand new shithole. His rental options, and a bank acount, are dwindling to next to nothing.
 
I'm willing to wager Pantsuella went to the Federales and now Gunt has a warrant out for his arrest. I don't think the cartels are involved just yet, as much as I figured liveleak footage was on the table.

Prostitution, ironically enough, is perfectly legal in Mexico. Domestic violence and attempted murder aren't lol
 
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not the whole thing, I think i missed like 10 minutes or something but it's good enough
 
Wholesome Big Chungus said:
Where could he possibly even go from here? Surely things won’t be better for the Ralphamale South of Mehico
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Philippines. thailand, vietnam...

mister fireworks said:
Do you people think that everyone in Mexico just walks around with bullets buzzing by their heads while cartels decapitate people all day on the sidewalks? Or that this low rent whore has a family of protective brothers and a father who are gonna spit roast the pig for slapping her around?
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Prostitutes have to pay taxes to someone and they get angry when you mess with their property. Granted i very much doubt that it would be worth the heat of beating or killing an infamous american pig
 
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Twinkie said:
I have never been convicted or credibly accused of violence against a woman in my life.
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Wasn't the officer that Guntboi was belligerent to a woman? (which resulted in him being in prison, therefore being credibly accused of violence towards her, not to mention convicted lmao)
 
How long until we hear Funkytown slowly getting louder outside Ralph’s shack while he streams?
 
I think Ralph makes good decisions and everything is everyone else’s fault. I hope he continues to trust his instincts as he forges his path ahead.

Godspeed.
 
♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️ said:
I'm willing to wager Pantsuella went to the Federales and now Gunt has a warrant out for his arrest. I don't think the cartels are involved just yet, as much as I figured liveleak footage was on the table.

Prostitution, ironically enough, is perfectly legal in Mexico. Domestic violence and attempted murder aren't lol
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It’s 6-5 and pick’em. She didn’t sound too sure about going to La policia but Faith was doing her damndest to convince her. If he choked her, there are marks. That and his past history, they’d arrest him for it.

That’s the thing, he doesn’t know what Deni is going to do. She’s ghosted him so he can’t get a read on what she’s going to do and it’s got him scared shitless. If he runs and she didn’t rat him out, then he looks like the biggest coward ever, but if he doesn’t run and she did rat him out, then he winds up in a Mexican jail, no phone, no twitter, trying to explain to the shot caller on the block that yeah, he’s in for putting his hands on a flaquita but that bish deserved it. That doesn’t end well

And that’s assuming that she calls the law and not her BFF in Merida to have her sicc her boyfriend on him.
 
Ralph you gonna let the Cartel a-log and push you around like a BISH?!
Although seriously run so I can keep laughing at you.
 
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