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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Jim's Cancer is gonna be cured if this keeps up.
 
“The only way to take me off the airways is either kill me or lock me up for good”

Careful piggy, don’t wanna tempt fate now do ya.
 
Do you people think that everyone in Mexico just walks around with bullets buzzing by their heads while cartels decapitate people all day on the sidewalks? Or that this low rent whore has a family of protective brothers and a father who are gonna spit roast the pig for slapping her around? Ralph is unfortunately correct that in Mexico Americans actually do have an intrinsic protective shield around them in all but the most rat infested donkey show streets of Tijuana. Its true of course that he’s much more likely to get merked anywhere outside of the security blanket of the United States, but unless he got in like a random street fight with some method out narcos, he’s very unlikely to star in the next funky town. Tourism dollars prop up every cartel, even in the shittier places. I imagine that without like some high level direct order, any narco would be terrified of getting executed by his own bosses if he killed some retard American over something as trivial of threatening/hurting some gutter girl. I imagine that Ralph is most concerned about how foolish and pathetic he looks right now more than his own safety or legal issues. He literally thought people would believe that he organically met a normal looking Mexican girl who wanted to date him lol. I think maybe I missed something during the last mati episodes with the exerpts of ralph talking about his sexual prowess. Were those ai? Or like spliced together to sound weird? He wasn’t slurring or hollering so the way he was talking sounded frankly more insane than anything I’ve ever heard from him. Like just completely matter of fact and lucid but sounding like he has lost his grip on reality. I got a feeling that this is the last year of the Ralphamale, but that he will probably die in a totally random way, like tripping down the stairs of one of those Aztec pyramid things or something. I give crp better odds of being around in 2025 at this point.
 
mister fireworks said:
Do you people think that everyone in Mexico just walks around with bullets buzzing by their heads while cartels decapitate people all day on the sidewalks? Or that this low rent whore has a family of protective brothers and a father who are gonna spit roast the pig for slapping her around? Ralph is unfortunately correct that in Mexico Americans actually do have an intrinsic protective shield around them in all but the most rat infested donkey show streets of Tijuana. Its true of course that he’s much more likely to get merked anywhere outside of the security blanket of the United States, but unless he got in like a random street fight with some method out narcos, he’s very unlikely to star in the next funky town. Tourism dollars prop up every cartel, even in the shittier places. I imagine that without like some high level direct order, any narco would be terrified of getting executed by his own bosses if he killed some retard American over something as trivial of threatening/hurting some gutter girl. I imagine that Ralph is most concerned about how foolish and pathetic he looks right now more than his own safety or legal issues. He literally thought people would believe that he organically met a normal looking Mexican girl who wanted to date him lol. I think maybe I missed something during the last mati episodes with the exerpts of ralph talking about his sexual prowess. Were those ai? Or like spliced together to sound weird? He wasn’t slurring or hollering so the way he was talking sounded frankly more insane than anything I’ve ever heard from him. Like just completely matter of fact and lucid but sounding like he has lost his grip on reality. I got a feeling that this is the last year of the Ralphamale, but that he will probably die in a totally random way, like tripping down the stairs of one of those Aztec pyramid things or something. I give crp better odds of being around in 2025 at this point.
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This would've held up if CRP wasn't killed in Ukraine a while back
 
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