🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blewberry Nausea]

He moved faster than she wanted. Oh what a disaster he couldn’t make the grade!

 

[and and and and]

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Can't believe this whore left him, and all he did was send her into a cartel filled warzone by herself while he got drunk. Women truly never ever

 

[Lidl Drip]

Oh boy, this is gonna get interesting. Is Ralph going to be joining CRP in hell over this?

 

[Null]

get out of mexico ralph

 

[sallowhal]

The three exes triumvirate has fallen upon us

i desperately need them to make a podcast or something. just the three of them spilling every detail. god, please, make this happen

 

[PaladinBoo]

get out of mexico ralph

Sage advice that he will not listen to out of spite.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

the 2022 prediction may very well now manifest. Yes, ralph child, you WILL have your penile area eaten by pitbulls. Enjoy mexico.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sage advice that he will not listen to out of spite.

Has a streamer even been executed by a cartel while on camera? What would the TTS say?

 

[Android raptor]

Well that didn't take long.

 

[FamicomGorby]

TRUST NO BISCH!

How far down the chain will Ralph go to find a woman who will stay with him? Will he become a passport bro(I guess he kinda is already) and fly to the usual spots of the Phillipines or Thailand?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Has a streamer even been executed by a cartel while on camera? What would the TTS say?

I could see the TTS egging on the cartel members. Like when andy warski had his AIM AIM AIM stream and TTS was blasting just the worst thing it could for that specific situation throughout the night.

 

[IstayNoided]

Ralph is the type of guy to beat his gf after his team wins.

 

[RollingRock2]

$20 an hour piniata

 

[Mankirk]

Where will Ralph go when he's made to leave Mexico? Further south? Across the ocean? Who would even take him at this point? Even a new fake identity wouldn't work with how terminally online he is.

 

[AltisticRight]

I witnessed a Latina fighting her boyfriend over text messages in the public once.

They're fierce. I wouldn't want to make one mad.

I bet she overpowered Ethan with relative ease.

 

[onc]

Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
Archive: https://archive.is/1KMs1

I'm not 100% up on the lore, but didn't Ralph say Pantsuela doesn't speak English and they had to use Google Translate all the time? How is she talking to Faith in DMs then?
A bit sus, given Vickers bloodline is not trustworthy

 

[PeachDream]

Ralph Philippines arc incoming

Plane ticket to the Philippines would cost like 2 weeks worth of stream bucks tho

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I wonder if some cholos will pay Ralph a visit.
This isn't even like a Reddit "oh it'd be sooo saaad..." type thing, I've legit seen that happen.
Cholos don't like it when a guy is a POS to their sister, and given Ralph's track record I wouldn't rule out the possibility of the hombres rolling up.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

This spic roastie bitch just couldn't handle the RALPHAMALE! A-HOGS STAY MAD!

 

[Wholesome Big Chungus]

get out of mexico ralph

Where could he possibly even go from here? Surely things won’t be better for the Ralphamale South of Mehico