📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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REGENDarySumanai said:
It's the one thing he cannot cover. We make fun of his teeth when he smiles, so he closes his mouth. Then, we make fun of his face, so he covers his face sans the eyes. We then laugh at his eyes, so he covered his eyes with the cheapest shit, and we still make fun of his eyes because we can still see them. No matter what Phil does, we will still laugh at him.
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I want him to start wearing sunglasses all the time now. I want him to get the cheapest, douchiest, gaudiest, looking pair he can find and wear them because he thinks they make him look cool.

Because we all know he's the type that'd wear them inside his hovel. Which means he'll at some point sleep with them on, wake up because he though he heard the kiwis breaking in, then get up in a panic and stumble over some garbage/vodka bottles laying around and break his arm.
 
Coldgrip said:
Because we all know he's the type that'd wear them inside his hovel. Which means he'll at some point sleep with them on, wake up because he though he heard the kiwis breaking in, then get up in a panic and stumble over some garbage/vodka bottles laying around and break his arm.
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Then get up screaming HEP ME HEP ME I DONE GONE BLIND!
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
It's the one thing he cannot cover. We make fun of his teeth when he smiles, so he closes his mouth. Then, we make fun of his face, so he covers his face sans the eyes. We then laugh at his eyes, so he covered his eyes with the cheapest shit, and we still make fun of his eyes because we can still see them. No matter what Phil does, we will still laugh at him.
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Even if he did cover his eyes, he couldn’t hide his weight or his posture, neither of which say “super soldier.”
 
20 Feb: "current smartphone lock screen"
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"Current smartphone home screen"
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Leave it to Phil to turn a smartphone into a dumbphone.
 
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Positron said:
20 Feb: "current smartphone lock screen"
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"Current smartphone home screen"
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Leave it to Phil to turn a smartphone into a dumbphone.
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LOL, no one can afford AK ammo? That shit is some of the cheapest center fire ammo you can get (assuming you get 7.62mm and not 5.45mm). These mongo faggots don't know shit about guns, the fucking poseurs. And I'm still trying to get my sides down from orbit over Phil being a try-hard with his fake fucking airsoft guns. He will always be a loser.
 
The home screen at least displays minimally adaptive intelligence, in that Phil has decided to crop out his derpier eye.

He knows. He knows full well. And if he didn't, he'd read it here, because we know he reads these threads on the daily. He is slowly, painfully incorporating every bit fo advice we give him. Not that it will ever do him any good because A he is and will remain a fucking idiot, B airsoft guns intimidate nobody and C all he's doing is providing a perfect paper trail justifying his being locked up as a domestic terra-wrist should he ever cross a line in public and get v& for it.

That last of course is pure Optimistic because we know that all the Antifa Crime Minister does at public events is stand there like a saddo in mourning, wrapped up like the modest Muslima he is, and bounce and stim himself silly inside his garments.

ETA. Dat "Kalashnikov" picture doe. Priceless. Yesterday he was cosplaying YPG, now he's cosplaying their mortal enemy Daesh. I'm beginning to lean toward the point of view a couple-few of you have taken, which is that he truly doesn't understand that there are differences between political stances. It's all just power projection for him. I await his Ernst Rohm cosplay next week.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I’d be prepared to bet that not a single one of these special needs kids is allowed a real gun.
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One of the Ain't-ifa Tards does own a few firearms. He's the guy that has been taking Phil to the range and loaning Phil that piece of garbage SCCY pocket pistol. He's at least moderately functional enough to scrape together enough scratch for a few guns and seem normal long enough to purchase a gun and pass the background check...unless he got his mommy or daddy to buy the guns for him. There's always that possibility. So he's less of a mongo than Phil is, in as far as he can accomplish that much.

Dentontx said:
ETA. Dat "Kalashnikov" picture doe. Priceless. Yesterday he was cosplaying YPG, now he's cosplaying their mortal enemy Daesh. I'm beginning to lean toward the point of view a couple-few of you have taken, which is that he truly doesn't understand that there are differences between political stances. It's all just power projection for him. I await his Ernst Rohm cosplay next week.
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Personally I'm looking forward to Phil's cosplay as Hermann Göring. Bonus points if he starts a Morphine addiction for additional authenticity. Phil's got the chunky build for it. But then, Göring actually served in the military, saw actual combat, was decorated for his service, and loved his country.

Or better yet, Phil could cosplay as Benito Mussolini. It would be perfect since Phil is fat, Italian, and threatens violence against anyone who doesn't give him what he wants. But again, Mussolini could actually back up those threats with action, served in the military, saw combat, and loved his country.

Geez...even literal fascists are better and more accomplished than Phil.

Four-Wheeled Fedora said:
It is totally normal and not severely autistic at all to use a picture of yourself as your phone lock screen.
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Some people have photos of their kids as their lock screen background. Some have pictures of their pets. Some use a pic of their romantic partner. Some folks use a picture of the cosmos for their background. Some enjoy having images of exotic cars or motorcycles as their background image. There are those who will use pictures related to their hobbies and interests, and there are some that will download some cool theme from an app store. There are even folks who never change the background and just use the one that came with the phone. Then there are some self-absorbed tards who use a photo of them looking like some Downs Syndrome jihadist.
 
RL325 said:
I know it's fake Phil, but you could at least take two seconds to get proper sight alignment on your piece of shit airsoft gun. It might serve you well if you ever get a real one.

At least put some effort into it.
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LOL "if Phil ever gets a real gun". Oh fuck, that's funny! As if he has a hope in Hell of ever owning a real firearm of any type, let alone something prohibitively expensive for Phil like an AR. Just fucking LOL. Thanks for that laugh!
 
The Dude said:
LOL "if Phil ever gets a real gun". Oh fuck, that's funny! As if he has a hope in Hell of ever owning a real firearm of any type, let alone something prohibitively expensive for Phil like an AR. Just fucking LOL. Thanks for that laugh!
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I'll be here all week.
 
Positron said:
20 Feb: "current smartphone lock screen"
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Leave it to Phil to turn a smartphone into a dumbphone.
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And I have no doubt if he is ever on the bus, or in close proximity with someone that pretty much means you're talking with them, he whips out his faggotphone, points to the lock-screen and proudly states 'that's me!' to him and everyone else near to him.
 
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The Conquest of Bread is it? We know you're an avid reader of The Conquest of Potato (i.e. Kiwi Farms).
 
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