📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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- Fake woman
- Fake weapon
- Fake politics

1/10 lacks Realness.

Maybe you need a better visual reference, Phil? There must be a million Hot Chicks With Black Guns sites. Or, hell, you can find some without even leaving the Farms. Go look at the AWD/O9A thread, for example - IIRC there’s some pictures of what real women with real guns look like. C’mon, man, we know you can do better.
 
Here's what I wonder: Who does he think he's fooling with these images?

I mean I assume he's trying to intimidate his ideological foe, right? "The fash"? But by Phil's lights, aren't the fash people that own a trunkload of tacticool modded-out ARs, that open-carry their long guns, that are waiting out the time between now and the Day of the Rope adjusting their windage and elevation? Doesn't he think people like that will recognize a plastic airsoft gun on sight?

And doesn't he worry that threatening people who actually are heavily armed with a plastic airsoft gun will only result in peals of laughter and the 1000% certainty that he's a massive puss puss?

Maybe this is the difference between me and a tard subfaggot potatoman, because I for the life of me can't figure out what these pictures are supposed to achieve. Unless further self-sabotage and public humiliation are the actual point, I just don't get it.

ETA: With all the money that Phil's spent on shit-tier kinkster cosplay accessories in the last six months alone, he could have afforded a real Palmetto State AR by now.
 
Dentontx said:
Here's what I wonder: Who does he think he's fooling with these images?

I mean I assume he's trying to intimidate his ideological foe, right? "The fash"? But by Phil's lights, aren't the fash people that own a trunkload of tacticool modded-out ARs, that open-carry their long guns, that are waiting out the time between now and the Day of the Rope adjusting their windage and elevation? Doesn't he think people like that will recognize a plastic airsoft gun on sight?

And doesn't he worry that threatening people who actually are heavily armed with a plastic airsoft gun will only result in peals of laughter and the 1000% certainty that he's a massive puss puss?

Maybe this is the difference between me and a tard subfaggot potatoman, because I for the life of me can't figure out what these pictures are supposed to achieve. Unless further self-sabotage and public humiliation are the actual point, I just don't get it.

ETA: With all the money that Phil's spent on shit-tier kinkster cosplay accessories in the last six months alone, he could have afforded a real Palmetto State AR by now.
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I wonder that too. If you look at some of the responses to him posting this photo, it is more antifags (or people fucking with him) posting pictures with what are clearly real guns.

Sometimes I wonder if Phil is just a genious troll. But then, I have walked by him on the streets of Portland, so I know he exists and looks exactly what he looks like in all these stupid fucking photos he posts. And even on the streets of Portland he stands out as a weirdo. Which is exceedingly hard to do.

I do wonder what his endgame is with all of these airsoft rifles. I know I've been called a "Nazi" or "Fash" numerous times on reddit or twitter, simply for pointing out that most of the antifags aren't really prepared for armed conflict. They could be, but they are the perfect example of American Decadence. Fat, lazy, ranting hypocrites, that talk tough but can't really do more than mouth words. If they were anything like the revolutionaries they pretended to be, they might be a cause for concern.

He could have easily gotten a real AR by now if he really wanted one. I suspect that he knows the truth. That he can't even trust himself with a real gun.
 
RL325 said:
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On his twitter feed. Phil with what appears to be an M16 pattern airsoft rifle.
  • It appears to be fake M16 pattern Airsoft Rifle. Its hard to tell because of the low image quality, but it it missing a forward pivot pin, the receiver is cut for the dustcover hinge. Most aren't. It looks cheap overall, as does sling. Forward swivel appears to be QD, which would be weird to put on that type of a hand guard. There's some weird marking around the selector switch, which appears to have one setting.
Good luck with that civil war Phil.
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Shit attempt to scare us you desperate to be scary fatboy, one big reason is that your tard eyes are in full effect and we all can tell based solely on how that shitty prop gun shines it's your airsoft one. Still look like you're a rejected Blackshirt or Neo-Nazi than anything resembling a commie or anarchist.

Nothing you can do will ever make you scary, and it just proves you're an angry rapidly aging and filled with rage manbaby who should be locked in a home.
 
Dentontx said:
Doesn't he think people like that will recognize a plastic airsoft gun on sight?

And doesn't he worry that threatening people who actually are heavily armed with a plastic airsoft gun will only result in peals of laughter and the 1000% certainty that he's a massive puss puss?
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He's profoundly autistic and because it looks like a real gun to him, because he's too stupid to know what one looks like, he thinks it will fool everyone else too. His tiny little tard brain is completely incapable of conceiving of anyone else not being as dumb as he is.
 
I'm glad I'm not the only on who spotted "Made In China" on Phil's new plastic pop gun. It's also hilarious that he bought a toy replica of a weapon that has become a symbol for America's militarism and Right-wing gun nuts: the AR-15/M16/M4. He couldn't have picked a more capitalist (fake) gun to buy. I guess his toy AK is too well known to us Kiwis and he figured he could get another toy to try to fool us.

Phil never disappoints when he plays soldier and tries to be a badass. As an evil Right-wing gun nut myself, Phil's failures in regards to trying to dupe people into believing he's a gun-wielding badass always amuse me greatly. I still hold out hope that we will have a "Post your guns to make Phil jealous" thread in the Phil Phorum.
 
I wonder if the evil emoji is there to cover up one of the following circumstances:
- He doesn't understand trigger discipline and actually has his finger on the trigger.
- His stout porky pigfingers don't fit inside the trigger guard.

The former is less likely as he'd have to have realized that's a no-no between shooting the picture and posting it. The latter is almost certainly it, because gross bloated pigman Phil has gross bloated stumpdigits.
 
Dentontx said:
Here's what I wonder: Who does he think he's fooling with these images?

I mean I assume he's trying to intimidate his ideological foe, right? "The fash"? But by Phil's lights, aren't the fash people that own a trunkload of tacticool modded-out ARs, that open-carry their long guns, that are waiting out the time between now and the Day of the Rope adjusting their windage and elevation? Doesn't he think people like that will recognize a plastic airsoft gun on sight?

And doesn't he worry that threatening people who actually are heavily armed with a plastic airsoft gun will only result in peals of laughter and the 1000% certainty that he's a massive puss puss?

Maybe this is the difference between me and a tard subfaggot potatoman, because I for the life of me can't figure out what these pictures are supposed to achieve. Unless further self-sabotage and public humiliation are the actual point, I just don't get it.

ETA: With all the money that Phil's spent on shit-tier kinkster cosplay accessories in the last six months alone, he could have afforded a real Palmetto State AR by now.
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I think I need to post this in reply to every stupid fake gun pose he tries to make himself out as a threat to slap his fat ass down to reality again about what would happen if he EVER took that anywhere and tried it IRL:


The 'Made in China' stamp on Phil's airsoft rifle make this clip extra lulzy with irony.

You think the stupid fucker would go commie and get a replica of some slavshit like the dozens of replica Kalashnikovs out there.
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He did. We already laughed at that one so much he went and blew more of his tardbux/ebegging take on a shiny new fake ass M-16 instead. Some spuds never learn.
 
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The Dude said:
I'm glad I'm not the only on who spotted "Made In China" on Phil's new plastic pop gun. It's also hilarious that he bought a toy replica of a weapon that has become a symbol for America's militarism and Right-wing gun nuts: the AR-15/M16/M4. He couldn't have picked a more capitalist (fake) gun to buy. I guess his toy AK is too well known to us Kiwis and he figured he could get another toy to try to fool us.
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You think the stupid fucker would go commie and get a replica of some slavshit like the dozens of replica Kalashnikovs out there.
 
AnOminous said:
When he covers up everything but his tard eyes, you are drawn to look at them and it really emphasizes what a complete Downy he is.
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Yup. No bucked teeth or mongo moon face to distract from those vacant, dim tard eyes. It's all your attention is drawn to.
 
The Dude said:
Yup. No bucked teeth or mongo moon face to distract from those vacant, dim tard eyes. It's all your attention is drawn to.
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It's the one thing he cannot cover. We make fun of his teeth when he smiles, so he closes his mouth. Then, we make fun of his face, so he covers his face sans the eyes. We then laugh at his eyes, so he covered his eyes with the cheapest shit, and we still make fun of his eyes because we can still see them. No matter what Phil does, we will still laugh at him.
 
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