📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Mogambo said:
Hahaha, now he's using Google translate for Arabic too. How much longer do you think before he declares himself to be part Palestinian too now?
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Without Toren to smack him upside the head, I look forward to an exciting new era of Phil lies.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
This is one of the saddest fucking things I've ever seen.
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That has to be THE most pathetic thing to tweet about that i've ever seen in my life. And he even got a pity response for it, so clearly i'm not the only one. Does he actually wear ALL that crap and then wrap up under the sheets too?? I know it's cold at night right now even in Portland, but did Toren use the gas bill money for vodka again or what?

GawdBear, imagine the SMELL under those sheets. :spudking:
 
Actually now that I think about it Stirner is the perfect match for Phil. Outside of Ayn Rand there probably isn't a more prominent philosopher of selfishness and gratification of the ego. If I thought Phil was smart enough to understand what he was reading, I would seriously predict a road to Damascus moment in his future.

Fortunately Phil is dumber than a bag of rocks and probably doesn't even understand how totally anti-antifa Stirner is. Boy will he be surprised when he reads this. Hi Phil!
 
The fact that he calls hit rathole apartment "ANTIFA high command" makes me think there will be a number of other black clad smelly losers crashing there in the near future.
 
Phil got his photo in the paper, and he didn't get beaten up by a hippie! He even got a head lamp so he can read under the covers after bedtime like a 12 year-old! Everything's coming up Hoovy! Except for the complete ban from his own bedroom.

Tragi-Chan said:
It probably wasn't designed to cover an enormous double chin. That being said, it looks cheap as hell, so it may not even have been designed to fit a normal head properly. It doesn't even have two eye holes, just one crudely divided by a stitch (and not centred on the bridge of his nose). If I thought Phil could sew, I'd say he'd done it himself.
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MasterDisaster said:
You mention that and I go back to look. It looks like it was shoddily pieced together...notice how the sides on the left and the right are crunched, like they're being forced down.
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Definitely cheap shit off of Amazon. Once, for part of a fraternity prank when I was in college, we ordered a bunch of these, as well as ski masks, online. They were cheap as hell, and came looking like that. On one I kept (it's actually in my closet somewhere), one eye hole is literally nearly three times the size of the other. They also smelled really bad when they arrived (like some kind of plastic-y, chemical smell), so we had to wash them two or three times before using them
 
Picklechu said:
Phil got his photo in the paper, and he didn't get beaten up by a hippie! He even got a head lamp so he can read under the covers after bedtime like a 12 year-old! Everything's coming up Hoovy! Except for the complete ban from his own bedroom.



Definitely cheap shit off of Amazon. Once, for part of a fraternity prank when I was in college, we ordered a bunch of these, as well as ski masks, online. They were cheap as hell, and came looking like that. On one I kept (it's actually in my closet somewhere), one eye hole is literally nearly three times the size of the other. They also smelled really bad when they arrived (like some kind of plastic-y, chemical smell), so we had to wash them two or three times before using them
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Seems to me like a true Antifa Supersoldier would spend a couple of bucks more on something actually decent. It’s not like proper ones are expensive.
 
Man, this Antifa Supersoldier shit has bothered me since day jump, and here's why. Anyone with a room-temperature IQ or better will get this right away, of course, but Phil's porcine spongiform stupidity prolly keeps him from seeing it.

Let's take that phrase apart shall we. Antifa, anti-fascist. Super, above, beyond, on top of. Soldier, agent of state violence, subject to a hierarchical command and control structure. When Phil climbs between his Dollar General-tier, literally shitcaked sheets, what he rubs his unclitoral manstump over is being in an Army, having a rank, taking orders, and being better at it than anyone else in the same situation. I'm not myself going to say that's the same thing as fascism, because it's not, but it ain't exactly anti- either if you catch my drift.

Phil! Why you so fucking stupid, ese?
 
Dentontx said:
Man, this Antifa Supersoldier shit has bothered me since day jump, and here's why. Anyone with a room-temperature IQ or better will get this right away, of course, but Phil's porcine spongiform stupidity prolly keeps him from seeing it.

Let's take that phrase apart shall we. Antifa, anti-fascist. Super, above, beyond, on top of. Soldier, agent of state violence, subject to a hierarchical command and control structure. When Phil climbs between his Dollar General-tier, literally shitcaked sheets, what he rubs his unclitoral manstump over is being in an Army, having a rank, taking orders, and being better at it than anyone else in the same situation. I'm not myself going to say that's the same thing as fascism, because it's not, but it ain't exactly anti- either if you catch my drift.

Phil! Why you so fucking stupid, ese?
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Phil doesn’t know what fascism is or, for that matter, any politics. He just gloms on to anything he vaguely likes the sound of and lets other people do the thinking. His burbling about civil war makes it clear that he doesn’t even have a basic understanding of how any of this works.

What he really wants is for someone, anyone, to respect him. Hence the fascistic power fantasies he expresses. It’s like a cargo cult - he thinks if he adopts the trappings of someone people respect, he will become a respected person. He doesn’t understand how it is that certain people attain power, love and respect while he can’t even figure out how to make friends.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What he really wants is for someone, anyone, to respect him. Hence the fascistic power fantasies he expresses. It’s like a cargo cult - he thinks if he adopts the trappings of someone people respect, he will become a respected person. He doesn’t understand how it is that certain people attain power, love and respect while he can’t even figure out how to make friends.
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Wasn't there a school shooter just like that? He wore pins for, like, the SS Black Sun, Imperial Japan, a hammer and sickle and Cthulhu, all at the same time. Am I misremembering that? Or maybe thinking of Phil in the first place?
 
Dentontx said:
Wasn't there a school shooter just like that? He wore pins for, like, the SS Black Sun, Imperial Japan, a hammer and sickle and Cthulhu, all at the same time. Am I misremembering that? Or maybe thinking of Phil in the first place?
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Phil could never shoot up a school. He’d just wind up shooting himself when one of the targets said “I bet he doesn’t even know about the reverse gear on that thing!”
 
Dentontx said:
Look! Phil's reading Stirner! Transforms into ancap shitlord when?
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He's not reading anything unless you count running your eyes along the lines of text while retaining nothing. It's tantamount to giving someone completely ignorant of the french language the manuscript for Candide and have them tell you they're reading it. He's a potato, the most he can read is a menu at fast food restaurants or pizza joints.

Speaking of pizza joints, quite classy the pizza box stapled to his wall in the room shot. Considering how roaches and silverfish are attracted to cardboard and paper, I can only imagine the state of that apartment.
 
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