📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[MasterDisaster]

24 Dec 2018

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Oh, how delightful. Even in a desperate bid to look intimidating everything is lost the instant you see he's wielding an airsoft gun like it's badass.
It's just a collection of the worst shit; his dumb ass chains around his neck, the hood, the camo, the tattoos, his toe shaped head...if I saw this coming at me the only way I'd be concerned is if I stroked out from laughing so hard.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh, how delightful. Even in a desperate bid to look intimidating everything is lost the instant you see he's wielding an airsoft gun like it's badass.
It's just a collection of the worst shit; his dumb ass chains around his neck, the hood, the camo, the tattoos, his toe shaped head...if I saw this coming at me the only way I'd be concerned is if I stroked out from laughing so hard.

Let's not forget the finger on the trigger in that picture.

I'm surprised he didn't try to tape one of his mall ninja knives to the end of the barrel as a bayonet.

 

[Fervent Champion]

Every part of that picture screams sped. I will give Phil he has a definite look to him. Even with his face cover you can tell he has either one too few or one too many chromosomes.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Let's not forget the finger on the trigger in that picture.

I'm surprised he didn't try to tape one of his mall ninja knives to the end of the barrel as a bayonet.

IKR? Also for FUCK'S sake Phil, if you are going to try to pass off a toy gun as a real gun, at least make the effort to PAINT THE RED MUZZLE BLACK before posing like a retard. A gun that dosen't look so blatantly plastic would help do wonders as well.

Cos as it stands, this just looks like a 13 year old kid who just decided to become an edgelord and take pictures hoping to shock his elders and make his peers like/envy him, without having a fucking clue how to do it right.

 

[wabbits]

I nearly busted a gut laughing at this shit that is still on his tumblr.

Best Christmas laugh I've probably ever had. The can't-breathe moment came when I saw he'd chosen to pose in front of his stove and his vomiting garbage can.

Spoiler: Oh look! Pretzel Bites!

Maybe he's trying for product placement $$$.

 

[AnOminous]

Every part of that picture screams sped. I will give Phil he has a definite look to him. Even with his face cover you can tell he has either one too few or one too many chromosomes.

There's also always his derpy, dull eyes, glazed over from pure retardation. You can tell there's something mentally dim about him just from those.

 

[Coldgrip]

There's also always his derpy, dull eyes, glazed over from pure exceptionalism. You can tell there's something mentally dim about him just from those.

 

[nvrwastetree]

24 Dec 2018

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Nice airsoft gun Phil. Next time, you may want to consider painting the orange tip black. But then again, you're too lazy to do even that. Also, if anything you're making everyone laugh at you in your stupid military cosplay, I'm surprised you didn't choose to wear your sped helmet again.

 

[Adamska]

24 Dec 2018

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Phil's trying to be scary, but he just looks like an utter mong wearing sackcloth an ill fitting ski mask, and a toy gun.

It's utterly comical and I would consider this part of a very dark minstrel show otherwise.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil's trying to be scary, but he just looks like an utter mong wearing sackcloth an ill fitting ski mask, and a toy gun.

It's utterly comical and I would consider this part of a very dark minstrel show otherwise.

Those down syndrome eyes though. You can tell the lights on, but no one is home.

 

[Coldgrip]

Those down syndrome eyes though. You can tell the lights on, but no one is home.

Or as a friend put it, "The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead".

 

[Positron]

Derp. (27 Dec 2018)

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

>>CHECKPOINT

 

[nvrwastetree]

Derp. (27 Dec 201

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Lol redeacted. Looks like Phil found a brand new word to use. So Phil, how much does antifa pay your hourly to be the prime rib?? Is your redacted job suck dick?? Do they offer you Heath insurance/401k/stock options (not like you would know what any of the above is)? Also you're still a he/him Phil. Not only do you claim to be non-binary, but you also are a massive faggot, liar, fatfuck, and mentally delusional rêtàrd. Those antifa comrades you claim are your friends, really aren't, they're actually undercover kiwis. You better get your "friends" in check and weed out the mole, because we're sure as shit not going to give him/her up.

Also, wtf is he wearing on his arm, because it looks like he's pretending it's an arm cannon. Would be funny if Phil ended up punchj g a whole in his wall, and since he can't fix it, used one of his troon bats to Phil it.

 

[wellthathappened]

Never bring a bat to a gun fight Phil.

 

[Adamska]

Derp. (27 Dec 201

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Trying to look deadly Phil? This is an improved "PH34R ME" post, but you still fucked up. First? Your eyes naturally make you just look like a tard due to positioning via the FAS or malformed skul, that cannot be fixed unless you cover them. Second? You somehow can't scrunch your eyes to look actually mad; those eyes scream of mild puzzlement over menial tasks or constipation.

Still, the bat's a better prop for the posturing; if you actually lifted and got healthier you may be able to hurt someone with it. Prolly not though given that if we were as monstrous and desiring of committing violence on people as you were, you'd have been gunned down in the streets ages ago.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Once again Phil shouts his decrees into the aether and no one listens.

Except us, of course. We're the only audience Phil will have ever again in his Walter Mitty-esque life.

Not a soul in Portland's leftist circles knows or gives a shit about what he says or even what his preferred pronouns are. What a sad life it must be.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Once again Phil shouts his decrees into the aether and no one listens.

Except us, of course. We're the only audience Phil will have ever again in his Walter Mitty-esque life.

Not a soul in Portland's leftist circles knows or gives a shit about what he says or even what his preferred pronouns are. What a sad life it must be.

But Phil stupidly believes otherwise.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So I was browsing a completely, utterly unrelated Tumblr and found someone had reblogged this from "antifashaming":
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Ah, so young, so innocent, so not covered in scribble tattoos.

Look how thin he is yet his neck is still fat. Definitely a goitre.

IKR? Also for FUCK'S sake Phil, if you are going to try to pass off a toy gun as a real gun, at least make the effort to PAINT THE RED MUZZLE BLACK before posing like an exceptional individual.

Nice airsoft gun Phil. Next time, you may want to consider painting the orange tip black.

Thats actually illegal.

Derp. (27 Dec 201

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What the hell is on the top of that bat?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Derp. (27 Dec 201

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No one gives a fuck what they call Phil in Antifa circles, even if it’s not “El Gordo.” Can you imagine? “Who is this mysterious figure known simply as ‘The Defecator’ who waddles so enigmatically through the streets of Portland? He looks, sounds, talks and moves like Phil, wears exactly the same clothes as Phil and attends events that Phil says he’s going to attend, but beyond that, his identity is a mystery!”