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So he not only looks like a pig, but he snorts like one as well.
📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures
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Definitely a mouth breather too.
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Its probably a goitre
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I'm glad to see he still hasn't given up larping.
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Phil in his low end airsoft vest really sums up everything I think about antifa.
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So I was browsing a completely, utterly unrelated Tumblr and found someone had reblogged this from "antifashaming":
Ah, so young, so innocent, so not covered in scribble tattoos.
Ah, so young, so innocent, so not covered in scribble tattoos.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Those pink fairy lights are so badass.
Even weighing a lot less, he still had the wattle. I guess some people were always destined to be ugly motherfuckers.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Phil was always so obviously a tard that he was iconic as an emblem of everything wrong with any movement he attached his fat potato self to, even before spending thousands of dollars to have tard scrawls permanently tattooed all over him.
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Phil doesnt know how to take a picture does he???
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- Nov 29, 2014
Magpouches look really fucking stupid if they're not holding mags, btw. So will he ebeg for NERF magazines to shove in there to feel more armed?
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Any tacticool gear not being used to carry things you're likely to use looks fucking stupid.
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Phil doesn't know a lot of things. Like how to wipe his ass, how to eat healthy, how not to look completely stupid... It's a long list.
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Phil has actually managed to induce more cringe than the tacticool goofs do. That's quite an accomplishment.
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Dat pellet gun.
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Funnily enough, I once made a picture of myself in a very similar pose, beret and all (but without the commie star and worn properly slanted, not sitting like a fucking pie on his skull, thanks @obliviousbeard!) pointing a toy uzi at the camera.
However, the differences were twofold. On said toy uzi, I had strapped 4 Roman Candles to the sides, a giant roman candle on the top laying on the gunsight, 2 McD's straws for bottle rocket launchers, and a 16-shot battery of Saturn Missiles strapped to the bottom of it. (It was Hallow'een, and fireworks wars were the rage at my school.)
The other main difference? I was fucking 10 years old!!!!
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That fucking beret always gets me. We were taught to shape it to "droop" on your right side a bit, close to the shape of your skull without any bumps or folds, the cockade above your left eye. And the star that looks like it was cut by kindergartener for arts and crafts project. Just the crown jevel for that "shitting my pants pose" and weirdass hand placement for holding the toy gun, in addition of those non-ballistic (aka "will shatter like motherfucker") pilot goggles.
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Yeah, he had his mother do all those things for him when he lived with her. Then he punched her in the face and left, and now no one wipes his ass for him (maybe dusty does), even if he begs for them to do it.
I nearly busted a gut laughing at this shit that is still on his tumblr.
Ahh the classic "I'm a bad, bad, bad motherfucker, better not mess with me. Wait, I just shit my pants" picture. This picture, and the one where he has his tranny flag around his shoulder, pointing his pudgy finger and yelling at the mayor always make me laugh. Dat down syndrome star that Phil has on the hat is great as well.