@Ravenor Thanks - I've seen the FAQ and it's great for leading into the black hole that is dear Isobel. A fittingly delicate name for....er....
However, the biggest Q will probably never be answered, and that is where the fuck do our multiple trannyfails get their idea of females? Because they don't look, speak, think or just be like any girl I know (and I am one, so...) Have they all got the same Chinese knock-off copy of "Grils for Dummies" complete with dodgy translation by a Japanese fisherman from the black market German version?