📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Every.. godddam.. time I see him with that hair...
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Positron said:
24 May 2018
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Good morning, in less than 24 hours I will be put under for surgery and wake up with a Snatch

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Countdown until GRS Surgery

13 hours and 12 Minutes

A.C.A.B

#1312 #acab #antifabaseballclub #161 #blackbloc #anarchy #fuckkiwifarms #iamgettingmyvagina (at Portland, Oregon)

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Make Kiwi Farms stalkers Afraid Again

25 May 2018
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Zero Hour at the hospital. (at OHSU Doernbecher Children’s Hospital)
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lmao he had to get it done at a children's hospital because he had a baby dick.
 
You know, Phil is fat, he's ugly, he's dumb, and he had a microdick, until he got all pissy at us and chopped it off. He still loves sending disgusting pictures of his crotch that nobody ever asked to see though. So why didn't he just go the traditional route of becoming an incel? He would have fit right in, and they would have been just as active in giving him ass pats and bad advice, at least at first. Was it too mainstream for him? Was he just the wrong age? Like if he had been born a couple years later would we see Phil getting red pill memes as tattoos instead of parodies of leftist propaganda?
 
Mogambo said:
You know, Phil is fat, he's ugly, he's dumb, and he had a microdick, until he got all pissy at us and chopped it off. He still loves sending disgusting pictures of his crotch that nobody ever asked to see though. So why didn't he just go the traditional route of becoming an incel? He would have fit right in, and they would have been just as active in giving him ass pats and bad advice, at least at first. Was it too mainstream for him? Was he just the wrong age? Like if he had been born a couple years later would we see Phil getting red pill memes as tattoos instead of parodies of leftist propaganda?
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I’m of the opinion that Phil’s only into leftist identity politics because it came along at the right time. Really, all that drives him is hate, and politics is just an excuse to spew that hate as a means to drown out his own failings.

If white supremacists or incels had shown up at the right time, he’d go along with them and he’d now be hating on the left.
 
So. As all my fave cows are being boring, I decided to finally start on the big one I've been putting off.

I have - or had - many questions, from "why does it have a tattoo of a bike going through a clit?" to "are we supposed to think this is female?" to "eyebrows? WHAT??"

But really, they can all be succintly condensed to what the actual fuck?

Can we have rampant mysogynistic patriarchy back please? Because.....things like whatever this is make me scared to leave the house.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
So. As all my fave cows are being boring, I decided to finally start on the big one I've been putting off.

I have - or had - many questions, from "why does it have a tattoo of a bike going through a clit?" to "are we supposed to think this is female?" to "eyebrows? WHAT??"

But really, they can all be succintly condensed to what the actual fuck?

Can we have rampant mysogynistic patriarchy back please? Because.....things like whatever this is make me scared to leave the house.
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Welcome to the Philzone, where common sense hung its self, reality has gone on a long sabbatical and the English language goes to die and has been replaced with google translate Spanish.

We have FAQ thread and a sticky with important threads that are a great place to start.
 
@Ravenor Thanks - I've seen the FAQ and it's great for leading into the black hole that is dear Isobel. A fittingly delicate name for....er....

However, the biggest Q will probably never be answered, and that is where the fuck do our multiple trannyfails get their idea of females? Because they don't look, speak, think or just be like any girl I know (and I am one, so...) Have they all got the same Chinese knock-off copy of "Grils for Dummies" complete with dodgy translation by a Japanese fisherman from the black market German version?
 
Tiny Clanger said:
@Ravenor Thanks - I've seen the FAQ and it's great for leading into the black hole that is dear Isobel. A fittingly delicate name for....er....

However, the biggest Q will probably never be answered, and that is where the fuck do our multiple trannyfails get their idea of females? Because they don't look, speak, think or just be like any girl I know (and I am one, so...) Have they all got the same Chinese knock-off copy of "Grils for Dummies" complete with dodgy translation by a Japanese fisherman from the black market German version?
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Most of them are misogynists who don’t appear to really know any normal women. They generally base their concept of womanhood on a combination of their mothers and their sexual fantasies and base their appearance around whatever approximately fits and is cheap.

In Phil’s case, though, my theory is that because he’s not trans, he gets no joy from presenting as female. He uses the excuse that women, particularly the kind of badass woman he wants the world to see him as, can adopt the androgynous look and still be considered feminine. So he dresses like a man and is baffled that he fools no one.
 
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