📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Every time I look at Phil’s makeup and then read about his obsession with one upping Chris it just kind of makes me want to give Chris the Jenner treatment.

Decent outfit, good ass wig, makeup done correctly, and photos in proper lighting. (Not that Chris is gonna look any better than Jenner, but hey you work with what you’ve got.)

All just to see if Phil chimps out over it.

...Then again that would mean being in Chris’s presence. A major flaw in the idea for damn sure.
 
slimes said:
Every time I look at Phil’s makeup and then read about his obsession with one upping Chris it just kind of makes me want to give Chris the Jenner treatment.

Decent outfit, good ass wig, makeup done correctly, and photos in proper lighting. (Not that Chris is gonna look any better than Jenner, but hey you work with what you’ve got.)

All just to see if Phil chimps out over it.

...Then again that would mean being in Chris’s presence. A major flaw in the idea for damn sure.
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I just think it's amazing that he's trying to one-up a person who spent his early years of fame as the Internet's lowest-of-the-low. When he boasts about how he's done something that makes him better than Chris, it really makes me chuckle. That's like saying "I'm a way better fighter than that quadriplegic man over there!"
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I just think it's amazing that he's trying to one-up a person who spent his early years of fame as the Internet's lowest-of-the-low. When he boasts about how he's done something that makes him better than Chris, it really makes me chuckle. That's like saying "I'm a way better fighter than that quadriplegic man over there!"
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And then getting your ass kicked by the quadriplegic.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Phil [...] can't get his head around the idea that other people can see through his lies.
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Like other lolcows, Phil also lacks theory of mind. So if he thinks a lie sounds convincing to himself, surely it'll convince people with normal intelligence!*

And if it doesn't, he claims it's something like "transmisogyny" or "gaslighting."

*(of course he thinks he's smart though)
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Like other lolcows, Phil also lacks theory of mind. So if he thinks a lie sounds convincing to himself, surely it'll convince people with normal intelligence!*

And if it doesn't, he claims it's something like "transmisogyny" or "gaslighting."

*(of course he thinks he's smart though)
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I’ve often thought this is the real tragedy of Phil’s life - that he doesn’t realise how dumb he is. I mean, most lolcows overestimate their own intelligence relative to others, but Phil honestly thinks he’s a genius, when in reality he could literally be outsmarted by a kid. If he accepted this and kept his lies to a manageable level, he paradoxically wouldn’t look like such an idiot.
 
31 May 2018, Tumblr/Instagram
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On my way home finally
 
Poor guy .I almost feel bad for him. Destroying his pee pee and he looks NOTHING like feminine at all .At alllll . Which means he will need a CWC style attraction sign proclaiming "AH HAYVE A VUHJINUH #FREEZEPEACH"
 
Big Nasty said:
That's the facial expression of someone about to let rip with a massive fart.
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The way he’s holding his lip makes it look like he’s about to cry. I guess he just saw that he’s no longer the featured thread.
 
Big Nasty said:
That's the facial expression of someone about to let rip with a massive fart.
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It's also the facial expression of possible regret too. I wonder why Phil isn't complaining about the pain when he sits his fat ass and fat Latina thighs down yet.
 
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