📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Wait, he didn't get the awful Dame Edna Everidge style cat-eye-shaped glasses that all the 'fe'male sjws are wearing nowadays (see, for example, Brianna Wu)? Only brute males and ftm troons wear those big, square glasses, Phil. Are you trying to tell us something?

 

[DragoonSierra]

He really looks like a mongoloid in that picture.

At least he looks half way normal with half his face, hair, and tattoos covered up.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He'll lose them inside of 3 months. Probably be one of the only few pictures we see with him wearing them.

Or he'll claim he lost them, or they were destroyed in a fight with ten Kiwi agents. Either way, he'll demand money.

 

[AnOminous]

This lil piggy got new glasses!

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You'll note that they're men's glasses. Because Phil is a man.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This lil piggy got new glasses!

Look at him.

Such a fucking waste. Such a person of pure hatred amongst me. HE REALLY NEEDS TO LOSE THE FUCKING NOSE RING.

And those glasses look so stupid too. He should just go without. He's gonna be blind soon anyway.

 

[Globe]

HE REALLY NEEDS TO LOSE THE FUCKING NOSE RING.

tbh i love it, it really helps perfect the whole mutant warthog look he's got going.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I know it’s not really possible for Phil to look anything other then the tubby CIS white autistic fuck up he is, but my god he looks vacant in these latest pics. He looks like someone whose just come round after a seizure and doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. Which to be fair probably isn’t that far away from the way his brain reacts when it wakes up trapped inside Phil every morning.

 

[rabbitgay]

lol he's gonna be bald soon

 

[cockgoblin]

It looks like he's got a new zip-up hoodie, too. Bets on how long it takes to become the next DIE CIS SCUM jacket and so encrusted in filth it must crunch when it moves?

 

[Positron]

17 Oct 2017:


20 Oct 2017:

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"I don't want to see or be seen by straight people"

They don't want to see you either, tbf. I guess Phil forgot "trans visibility every day!".

I hope he doesn't refuse to move from the disabled spot when someone with mobility issues gets on the bus. I can see him sitting there, just desperate for a confrontation so he can reeeeee about being disabled too, while the guy in the wheelchair is stuck in the middle of the aisle.

 

[nhocgreen]

17 Oct 2017:

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20 Oct 2017:

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He's turning into Millie Tant.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dude is like the physical embodiment of poor decisionmaking

 

[Taint'ed Love]

17 Oct 2017:

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20 Oct 2017:

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He's turning into a mentally retarded character from Sesame Street.

This is my last Photoshop with a sesame street theme...

 

[Graffiti canvas]

#Bringbacksharpieeyebrows

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Christ, he always raises the bar for looking exceptional,

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I think I've been unfair. Maybe social justice is the only way to go for a man who permanently looks like a flaccid cock.

 

[Big Nasty]

who permanently looks like a flaccid cock.

I thought only Allison Rapp looked like that.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

#Bringbacksharpieeyebrows

Yeah, I miss the chola brows. It made him look even crazier than usual. I'm assuming he stopped them due to Toren giving him shit about the latinx nonsense.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Yeah, I miss the chola brows. It made him look even crazier than usual. I'm assuming he stopped them due to Toren giving him shit about the latinx nonsense.

Maybe. Or Phil got tired of plucking his eyebrows and doing all that work for no special reward.