📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Globe]

So what you're saying is basically it would be even better if he were not in it at all.

Yes. There's no picture that doesn't instantly have at least some value if only for the fact that Phil isn't in it. I mean, go scrounge motherless or rotten for the most depraved and upsetting single image you can find and then imagine how much worse it would be if Phil was somehow in it.

 

[Rokko]

This picture represents everything I hate about this culture.

I give you...:

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

I give you...:

This was the first photo of Phil I had seen on this site, and I honestly thought it was photoshopped due to the fact that the face was so incredibly fat and appeared disproportioned to the rest of the body.

Oh, how I was wrong.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Oh, how I was wrong.

Lolcows often have heads with funny shapes.

 

[Ruin]

I give you...:

He looks weirdly like bondage Richard Simmons in this pic.

 

[Positron]

He had his pits shaved. I'm amazed.

 

[Smutley]

These are the Cenobites that come out of the Windows to Hell.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

These are the Cenobites that come out of the Windows to Hell.

I'm honestly 50/50 on who is going to rape whom first.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

These are the Cenobites that come out of the Windows to Hell.

Wow! Such femininity! Honestly i'm glad they are open about being trans cause to me they look like a beautiful lesbian couple.

But yeah, the cenobite analogy works for me.

 

[Tonebender]

I love that Phil is getting lazier about the upside down cross and now it just looks like a regular cross.

edit: how much effort does it take for him to keep his lips closed? He always looks like he's struggling to cover that gape.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

These are the Cenobites that come out of the Windows to Hell.

Cannot wait to see these two sexy dames start bumping uglies. Phil, get the webcam going stat!

 

[Sandwichu]

These are the Cenobites that come out of the Windows to Hell.

I know the picture looks blurry because the camera and lighting are shit, but for fuck's sake it seems like the cam just can't properly capture so much fail in one picture.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This was the first photo of Phil I had seen on this site, and I honestly thought it was photoshopped due to the fact that the face was so incredibly fat and appeared disproportioned to the rest of the body.

Oh, how I was wrong.

His legs look too short as well.

I know the picture looks blurry because the camera and lighting are shit, but for fuck's sake it seems like the cam just can't properly capture so much fail in one picture.

With photographic film, high levels of radiation can cause pictures to come out blurry and grainy. Could it be that Phil's personal hygiene has degenerated to the point where his presence has a similar effect?

They look like cast members from the worst production of 'The Rocky Horror Show' ever staged.

 

[Darndirty]

I give you...:

Holy shit, I never realized just how ugly he really is.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Holy shit, I never realized just how ugly he really is.

Or how bad his hair has gotten.

 

[Darndirty]

Or how bad his hair has gotten.

He's just so..disproportionate, his head takes up like 1/3 of his body and his skinny legs don't match his fat arms. The gene pool fucked Phil long before that fig did.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[pic]

"Is modern Western culture the best culture?" - Jon-Kacho

 

[Mogambo]

He looks weirdly like bondage Richard Simmons in this pic.

Or a Cenobite that really just let himself go...

 

[Smutley]

I hope you all are ready for countless pictures of a living trash bag holding a fruity bat

 

[CatParty]

I hope you all are ready for countless pictures of a living trash bag holding a fruity bat
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