📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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175$ in food money is a fucking joke. If two people are 'eating' 350$ (and we all know Toren is drinking his) worth of groceries a month plus getting foodbank food its no wonder hes used to pigging out.
 
Judging by your double chin Phil, you could afford to skip a couple meals. Same for your "platonic queer boyfriend." Also, eating vegetarian is pretty cheap. Rice, veggies, even bread... you can cook some healthy and yes even tasty meals with just a little effort. My family came to this country with very little and somehow managed to do just fine. You were born into a privileged middle class family in the suburbs. How is it that you don't get this?
 
Tragi-Chan said:
If you “oscillate between vegetarian/vegan” then you’re a vegetarian and not a vegan. That’s like saying “I never eat chicken except on the days when I go to KFC.”
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I doubt he's either. He's too lazy to avoid eating some slice of pepperoni pizza he sees. I can't see this fat cocksucker turning down even a bit of free food anyway.
 
AnOminous said:
I doubt he's either. He's too lazy to avoid eating some slice of pepperoni pizza he sees. I can't see this fat cocksucker turning down even a bit of free food anyway.
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I fink you’ll fucking find fucking pepperoni is not a fucking animal you fash bootlicker!
 
Hey Phil, that money you are asking for from others? Where do you think THEY get it from? Is it magic? Some people just get more tardbux then you do and should share the wealth? Or could it be.....they went out and earned it? Spent X amount of hours in a day performing work for others, that they are paid for in money to be spent as they desire?

GET A FUCKING JOB you lazy shit. Sperging about Antifa all day long is NOT work, you're not an appointed minister of anything which would involve paying you. If you and Toren want to eat (and drink vodka all night too) Go out and get it. Even fucking hustle for it. Steal, set up a 3-card Monte scam-game, sell drugs, whatever it takes, but get some fucking pride in yourself by actually standing up for yourself and earning something, instead of praying for a communist revolution that's #1 never going to happen #2 would put you up against the wall and shot in the second round of purges after political enemies, as a parasite on the people.

Probably wasting my typing, but Phil DOES read here, maybe eventually something will sink into that potato head.
 
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Get growing your own food, Phil. Then you can even contribute food to others who might be struggling financially, too. You know, organise food supplies at grass roots level, outside of the capitalist system?*

* Lol, of course he doesn't.
 
I like how he goes from threatening to riot if he doesn't get his tugboat to crying for help.

Typical spoiled, sheltered, white boy.
 
With the ever looming reality of his lack of responsibility getting ready to crush Phil into potato paste I thought it'd be nice to step up and offer some advice to our favorite crustpunk in dire times. Of course he'll probably ignore it or call me a fash pig; don't worry, Phil, none of my suggestion involve getting a job.

  • Learn to start living within your means: you're not rich. You're poor. Stop buying pricey food and stop shopping at stores for the experience or personal status. You need to start hitting up dollar stores and buying store brand products. Did you know most grocery stores, normal ones, sell a box of pasta for a buck and sauce for a buck? 2$ makes dinner, amazing. And vegetables/fruits aren't overly exspensive unless you're buying precut stuff. Learn to slice a tomato. Also stop eating out all the time; Papa Murphys and Taco Bell ain't cheap. If you can't get by on 20$-40$ a week for groceries plus food pantry inclusions it's time to put the fork down, fatty.
  • Find cheaper alternatives of 'therapy' and 'coping'. Spending 150$-250$ on tattoos has to be one of the worst and easily stupidest forms of 'therapy' I can think of. Try Youtube breathing exercises, meditation or something that doesn't eat up a third of your monthly funds.
  • Make Toren earn his keep. In all honesty you're dumb as shit letting that ogre live there free of charge, eating up your resources and hilariously making you sleep in the living room of your apartment. He's squatting.
  • Bathe. People are going to feel a lot more inclined to help you when you don't smell like a walking septic tank. Try some normal clothes too, you're in your fucking 30's, not 13.
  • Stop begging and demanding money and start asking nicely. There are people out there right now politely asking for any donations people can make; 'Please make a donation so me and my freeloader can afford some groceries' sounds so much better than 'white fascist pigs need to make donations because Taco Bell has a new vegan menu I want to try out'.
  • Get a part-time job. Yeah, I lied, big whoop. I'm not telling you to go out and get a 40 hour a week five days a week job. If you cleaned up (literally and figuretively) I don't doubt one of your trans friendly haunts might be able to hook you up with some partial shifts or something. Sweep some floors, take out some trash, collect carts...just be sure to push the autism angle, that'll help.
 
MasterDisaster said:
With the ever looming reality of his lack of responsibility getting ready to crush Phil into potato paste I thought it'd be nice to step up and offer some advice to our favorite crustpunk in dire times. Of course he'll probably ignore it or call me a fash pig; don't worry, Phil, none of my suggestion involve getting a job.

  • Learn to start living within your means: you're not rich. You're poor. Stop buying pricey food and stop shopping at stores for the experience or personal status. You need to start hitting up dollar stores and buying store brand products. Did you know most grocery stores, normal ones, sell a box of pasta for a buck and sauce for a buck? 2$ makes dinner, amazing. And vegetables/fruits aren't overly exspensive unless you're buying precut stuff. Learn to slice a tomato. Also stop eating out all the time; Papa Murphys and Taco Bell ain't cheap. If you can't get by on 20$-40$ a week for groceries plus food pantry inclusions it's time to put the fork down, fatty.
  • Find cheaper alternatives of 'therapy' and 'coping'. Spending 150$-250$ on tattoos has to be one of the worst and easily stupidest forms of 'therapy' I can think of. Try Youtube breathing exercises, meditation or something that doesn't eat up a third of your monthly funds.
  • Make Toren earn his keep. In all honesty you're dumb as shit letting that ogre live there free of charge, eating up your resources and hilariously making you sleep in the living room of your apartment. He's squatting.
  • Bathe. People are going to feel a lot more inclined to help you when you don't smell like a walking septic tank. Try some normal clothes too, you're in your fucking 30's, not 13.
  • Stop begging and demanding money and start asking nicely. There are people out there right now politely asking for any donations people can make; 'Please make a donation so me and my freeloader can afford some groceries' sounds so much better than 'white fascist pigs need to make donations because Taco Bell has a new vegan menu I want to try out'.
  • Get a part-time job. Yeah, I lied, big whoop. I'm not telling you to go out and get a 40 hour a week five days a week job. If you cleaned up (literally and figuretively) I don't doubt one of your trans friendly haunts might be able to hook you up with some partial shifts or something. Sweep some floors, take out some trash, collect carts...just be sure to push the autism angle, that'll help.
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These are all quality ideas , legit.
Just the pasta bit. He could make a nice batch fresh on Sundays , and eat dinner for a week . I have friends in low places who in fact have had entire parties with dollar store treats. Dollar stores have their own brands of pretty much everything, from waffles to ice cream.

Just making these changes alone, on foodstuffsf, Phil could every three months treat himself to a weapon it tattoo .Or a money market account.
 
MasterDisaster said:
175$ in food money is a fucking joke. If two people are 'eating' 350$ (and we all know Toren is drinking his) worth of groceries a month plus getting foodbank food its no wonder hes used to pigging out.
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Unless shit is stupidly expensive in Portland, $350 is about how much a haul of groceries would cost for a family of four.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
With the ever looming reality of his lack of responsibility getting ready to crush Phil into potato paste I thought it'd be nice to step up and offer some advice to our favorite crustpunk in dire times. Of course he'll probably ignore it or call me a fash pig; don't worry, Phil, none of my suggestion involve getting a job.

  • Learn to start living within your means: you're not rich. You're poor. Stop buying pricey food and stop shopping at stores for the experience or personal status. You need to start hitting up dollar stores and buying store brand products. Did you know most grocery stores, normal ones, sell a box of pasta for a buck and sauce for a buck? 2$ makes dinner, amazing. And vegetables/fruits aren't overly exspensive unless you're buying precut stuff. Learn to slice a tomato. Also stop eating out all the time; Papa Murphys and Taco Bell ain't cheap. If you can't get by on 20$-40$ a week for groceries plus food pantry inclusions it's time to put the fork down, fatty.
  • Find cheaper alternatives of 'therapy' and 'coping'. Spending 150$-250$ on tattoos has to be one of the worst and easily stupidest forms of 'therapy' I can think of. Try Youtube breathing exercises, meditation or something that doesn't eat up a third of your monthly funds.
  • Make Toren earn his keep. In all honesty you're dumb as shit letting that ogre live there free of charge, eating up your resources and hilariously making you sleep in the living room of your apartment. He's squatting.
  • Bathe. People are going to feel a lot more inclined to help you when you don't smell like a walking septic tank. Try some normal clothes too, you're in your fucking 30's, not 13.
  • Stop begging and demanding money and start asking nicely. There are people out there right now politely asking for any donations people can make; 'Please make a donation so me and my freeloader can afford some groceries' sounds so much better than 'white fascist pigs need to make donations because Taco Bell has a new vegan menu I want to try out'.
  • Get a part-time job. Yeah, I lied, big whoop. I'm not telling you to go out and get a 40 hour a week five days a week job. If you cleaned up (literally and figuretively) I don't doubt one of your trans friendly haunts might be able to hook you up with some partial shifts or something. Sweep some floors, take out some trash, collect carts...just be sure to push the autism angle, that'll help.
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I really enjoy peoples suggestions like yours on this site. Even if its wasted on Phil.
 
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