📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Lesbian Sleepover said:
These are all quality ideas , legit.
Just the pasta bit. He could make a nice batch fresh on Sundays , and eat dinner for a week . I have friends in low places who in fact have had entire parties with dollar store treats. Dollar stores have their own brands of pretty much everything, from waffles to ice cream.

Just making these changes alone, on foodstuffsf, Phil could every three months treat himself to a weapon it tattoo .Or a money market account.
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There are so many ways Phil could be saving money on food, and I find it frankly baffling that he's never learnt what they are. I mean, anyone who's found themselves having to live on very little money figures out ways to make their money go further. The fact that he's openly stating that $175 won't keep him for a month indicates that this just hasn't happened with him. Can he even cook?
 
His issue stems from not EARNING said money .We were all like that as chokdrch, teens even .I learned the hard way as others have and will .

He knows more money will arrive on a schedule so...live for the now
 
Antifa must be a constitutional monarchy then if Isaboy is prime minster. Who is the monarch of antifa I wonder?
 
lurk_moar said:
Antifa must be a constitutional monarchy then if Isaboy is prime minster. Who is the monarch of antifa I wonder?
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Phil never thought about it and neither did the mongs he hangs out with. They don't get that most countries with those have a monarch or was a long running monarchy before getting rid of the title.
 
Pay my phone bill! This was on the heels of him e-begging for grocery money that only raised a quarter of his goal.
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I'm sure *coughcough* that Phil's inability to drum up funds has nothing to do with Toren leaving.

:Edit: And in light of new information it seems Phil is forever stuck with Slingblade. What a fucking moron.
 
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OK, what have I missed here? What happened here?
Why would he "Laugh his impoverished ass off if someone asked him to get a job" ?

It's LITERALLY the answer to 100% of his financial issues combined with his tard-bux. So WTF would be "soooo funny" ?

The high ask is because Toren the goddamn Terrible has you super-cucked,Phil!
People like ME are affected by the economy, but not you. You will continue to get your "SNAP benefits".

Portland is already financially tits up, and now that Colt Seidman is there, prepare for a REAL shut down (giggitty)
 
He’s really touchy about the job thing. I guess people have been asking him why he doesn’t get one and if it’s because he’s too dumb.

How does he know there are no jobs available? Has he looked online? Has he checked the local papers? Looked in shop windows? Has he gone door-to-door asking? Written to companies on spec? He lives in a city. There’s plenty of work for those that want it. Hence, you know, all the immigrants. Maybe the work he gets won’t be great, but if it’s that or starvation, he’ll take it.

I guess he’d rather beg like a dog. Prime minister my ass.
 
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As much as I think a job would fix most of Phil’s financial problems, all those fucked up tattoos have already made sure that will never happen. I mean, unless Phil finds someone who is just dying to hire an overweight potato with a “clitoral dough” tattoo for everyone to see.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
As much as I think a job would fix most of Phil’s financial problems, all those fucked up tattoos have already made sure that will never happen. I mean, unless Phil finds someone who is just dying to hire an overweight potato with a “clitoral dough” tattoo for everyone to see.
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Stick him in a warehouse or something. There are plenty of jobs he could do, but he doesn’t even try.
Cedric_Eff said:
Doesn’t a Prime Ministership contradict the ideals of anarchy?
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Yeah, so does pretty much everything Phil does.
 
Nothing ensures success when asking working people who earn money to give you some of it to support your lifestyle of fagging up twatter all day long and dodging thrown beer bottles from Toren all night long quite as well as calling the people you are begging from 'motherfuckers', Phil! :story: Stay classy!
 
I was about to ask why the fuck he needs so much for groceries (aside from being a greedy tard), then I remembered that he has to placate Toren with bottom-shelf booze.

(Let's be real, though - he's buying shit he doesn't need.)
 
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