📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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The Un-Clit said:
Hell, if this becomes a real thing, I'll kick in $20 Canadian. I'm not quite interested enough to throw in a hun, but I'll drop a green queen if it happens. I'm sure I can find an interesting question to ask him.
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I've got a £20 note to throw at him if he actually follows through with it. And if it's actually funny.
 
21 Dec 2018
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By "affinity group comrades" he means "Capitalist pigs who sell T-shirts and shitty toy weapons".

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Tragi-Chan said:
An easier way would be just to point out how long he’s been claiming we’re going to invade for. These posts are from November 2016:
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So in over two years, we haven’t invaded his home. Even if we had threatened to do so, which we haven’t, the fact that it’s been that long surely indicates that it’s not going to happen.
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Also, does that Stephanie Weil chick have a thread on the forum because she seems pretty fucking stupid. Like she honestly believes Phil's lies and tell him not to post his home defense plans when in reality it's just so Phil could get attention from dipshits like her. See used to comment/share alot of Phil's bullshit up until this year.

Positron said:
21 Dec 2018
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By "affinity group comrades" he means "Capitalist pigs who sell T-shirts and shitty toy weapons".

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Lolwut??? Who the fuck is feeding him all this BS that he's both the prime rib and defensless secretary of antifa? I mean, that would be funny but unfortunately, we know these down syndrome ideas are coming direct from Phil's delusional mind. Also, antifa 2019 budget? Last I checked, the only budget Phil has is from his tugboat, and that's after he blows 3/4 of it on useless shit. If there are any antifa members that are subbed to Phil's Twitter and fully believe his BS, boy are they going to kick themselves when they find out Phil just attempted (and probably failed) to scam then out of money. Also, Phil must be really anxious/stressed about something to be posting all this antifa tough guy shit. What happened Phil, did toren call you a cracker who was too pussy to get his dick lopped off again?
 
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Looks like a small bunch of speds roleplaying their power fantasies online. Like Phil, they probably go out in dressup when it's safe, and maybe throw a middle finger at someone behind their back. But online, they're totes defending Portland's streets!

Lol at the 'anarchist' roleplaying prime minister, defence minister, 'my cabinet' and other capitalistic inventions.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Looks like a small bunch of speds roleplaying their power fantasies online. Like Phil, they probably go out in dressup when it's safe, and maybe throw a middle finger at someone behind their back. But online, they're totes defending Portland's streets!

Lol at the 'anarchist' roleplaying prime minister, defence minister, 'my cabinet' and other capitalistic inventions.
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To be fair, he did used to claim he was Chairwoman Ahuviya Harel during his Mao fanboying period.
 
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I am 100% certain that somewhere in Portland, there is a group of real Antifa administrators (or whatever their organizational structure calls them) who when they need a break, take a look at Phil's social media posts and laugh themselves into a huge endorphin release at this shameless posturing clown and begging failtranny who calls himself their 'Prime Minister and Defense Minister' and shamelessly e-begs about how hard it is for him defending Portland from the Loco Gringo Fascisto and insane Kiwi home invading storm-troopers. :story:
 
If Antifa are so hard up for staff that they need a mentally subnormal man to be both their Prime Minister and their Defense Minister, the Proud Boys have nothing to fear. With one kick to the stinkditch they could decapitate the organisation. As Phil rolls around on the floor, sobbing in agony, the other three members of Antifa leap into action, swiftly raising their sausage-like middle fingers at the aggressors before waddling away, squeaking in terror. The final death toll is two, both heart attacks exacerbated by obesity.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Looks like a small bunch of speds roleplaying their power fantasies online. Like Phil, they probably go out in dressup when it's safe, and maybe throw a middle finger at someone behind their back. But online, they're totes defending Portland's streets!

Lol at the 'anarchist' roleplaying prime minister, defence minister, 'my cabinet' and other capitalistic inventions.
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I wonder if they also go around taking the SD cards out of people iPhones when they take pictures without their concent like Phil does. Do they also throw their hormone pills down a storm drain for attention??
 
Phil, word of advice, which I know you won't heed; save some of that cash. You'll need it when you get kicked out of your apartment soon after you leave to your mother's.
 
So while Phil’s pretending he’s the first line of defense against the fash hordes, he’s sipping an overpriced coffee? That’s sticking it to the man, fatass. Like, “Quick, Phil, the Civil War’s just begun!” “Okay, but I need to finish this Danish first!”
 
On the contrary, I don't think we're that angry over him getting some money. I mean, afterall money grants him some form of agency to do his typical tard stuff, like getting his typical posteuring paraphernalia, laughable tattoos etc. Although I don't think there's much people left to donate for his toy funds.
 
obliviousbeard said:
On the contrary, I don't think we're that angry over him getting some money. I mean, afterall money grants him some form of agency to do his typical tard stuff, like getting his typical posteuring paraphernalia, laughable tattoos etc. Although I don't think there's much people left to donate for his toy funds.
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When Phil has no money, he just ebegs. When he has money, he wastes it on stupid tard shit. It’s funny either way. I sometimes think it would be interesting to give Phil a million dollars, just to see how he’d fuck that up.
 
Positron said:
Late night, 22 Dec 2018

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My dinner of lobster, seared halibut, and lamb chop went down very well, thanks for the concern Phil.
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Lol so Phil's now saying that in order to buy those shitty tacticool vests for his antifa cabinet members, people have to donate to help him as his new ebegging scheme. Phil, you're incredibly stupid and you're not smart. People can see through this shit. They know you're going to take the money and keep it for yourself.

Also, I like how he says whenever someone donates (which no one does. He donates to himself to make it seem like people are donating) that we choke on chicken tenders???? Wtf?? Phil, 95% of the people on this subforum have jobs or ways to make money on their own, so we don't have to sit and beg for money on Twitter, because unlike you, we all have jobs. Lol at Phil saying he's not answering DMs. Phil knows he doesn't have friends, and even if he did, none of them are going to take the time out of their day to converse with his delusional ass. We all know you're going to sit at home, dressed in that stupid down syndrome vest, wearing your tard helmet, watching videos of protests, complaining about stupid shit on Twitter, and getting your ass kicked by toren whenever you get too excited and wake his hung over ass up. Also, I hope the grayhound bus runs you over or you're forced off it when you go see your mother who probably wants nothing to do with you. Maybe for your Christmas present this year, your mother or Dale will punch you in the face.
 
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